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1 hour ago, Miah Dennehy said:

£70k? That really doesn't sound much for a chairman.

I'd say that's 50k too much for your ******* shower. I'd do the job for 20k and I've already got some soundbites prepared:

"We've taken advantage of the Black Friday sale at Go! So expect to see more fan accomodation soon."

"We've been scouring the markets for talent that we can afford. Unfortunately despite attending various farmers markets there appears to be a dearth of local talent willing to give up their giro for the privilege of playing for us."

"Wael is constantly looking for new opportunities but eBay is proving a difficult place to offload a white elephant."

"We hope to have news on a new stadium soon. As soon as we can figure a way of stealing one you can expect news on that front."

"Our fanbase is huge. Our potential fanbase is massive. It encompasses the whole of the South of England. We have the potential to have 3/4 of a million fans in our new stadium with a further half a million locked out. There's no other club that could or would say that."

"Everybody loves the r*verz, innit."

"We are the premier club in South Gloucester."

"Nicholls is a proven goal scorer at this level, evidenced by the fact that he has scored a goal at this level and is likely to score another at some point."

I've got loads more but I'll save them for the 1st presser I do. Bargain I'd say at 20k.

Just now, ZiderEyed said:

How are we getting on?

We're defending deep and just hoofing it away when we can. Not great at the moment. Only a matter of time if it continues like this.

4 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

Swans TV is still frozen on mine.

Close down the tab you're watching on, go back to Reddit and start it up again. Should work as that's what I did and it's fine now.

1 hour ago, zippycar said:

The more I listen to GT the more respect I have for him as an interviewer.

Everyone reading this thread should listen to the Wally interview

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06frc2m

It starts about 4:20 minutes in and lasts about 15 mins

He is the quiet assassin and to miss quote Billy Joel, “he carelessly cuts you and laughs while you’re bleeding”

Geof asks all the questions all Sags want answering and surprise, surprise, not one was answered.

GT reveals what a complete fraud Wally is and is so nice about it that Wally is oblivious to the fact that he is being exposed as a complete fraud and Walter Mitty, as we all suspected from day one.

Can't let that go Bert. Your bellends were all over the Tube and forum from day one of Wally's tenure giving it large. "We'll have Ashton Gate as our training ground" being one of the more imbecilic comments.

We've always suspected he was a fraud because a load on here did some digging into the bloke, his family and their supposed wealth. When trying to point out the facts to sags we were constantly met with a euphoric blindness. "You're just jealous that we're now the 6th richest club in the world", "We'll overtake you in a couple of years", "We're coming for you", etc, etc.

No way do you get to wash your hands of any of the twattish behaviour from sag fans since the fake sheik took over.

I hope you go bust and cease to exist. Sooner rather than later.

** Why this is showing as a quote from zippycar as opposed to Bert Tann gawd only knows.

2 minutes ago, SX227 said:

"For those that have never heard of them........."   

Love it. Wait who we talking about.

47 minutes ago, Fiale said:

I know we laugh at them but that thread does have a number of decent posters who have their heads screwed on about both clubs.

****wit s** fans are f****wits.

There's NO decent s** fans. Not now, not ever.

That is all.

23 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

How tragic is that?

It wouldn’t surprise me about the clapping.

The rest is true as well.

Check out this deluded cretin, they genuinely believe this 

 

OMFG!

Deluded post is deluded. 

What a twonking, humongous dead head!

Musicislife - Save the rest of us the hilarity.

1 hour ago, Sergio Georgini said:

We might of lost 5-0 live on Sky, but I sure will rest easily knowing my club doesn't use speakers to try and generate an atmosphere. 

What does he mean by 'somehow'?

They are 2nd best because they are a car crash of a club, have no identity, have no infrastructure, have no fans and have no future.

They are a joke throughout the leagues.

The sooner everyone can say 'au revoir', 'auf weidershen, Goodbye, So long, the better for Bristol and the whole of the country.

Go bust you stupid, idiotic carrier bag shirted moronic amoeba's.

I've supported City since 1972 and in all that time to the present day I've never, ever met any sag fan who was more interested in their result/standing than in what City were doing and I've known probably hundreds in that time.

They are the most deluded, brain-dead, f***-wits that have ever lived.

They will propagate lies about their away attendance, their 'family' club history, their 'true fan' status at any and every opportunity. Despite being able to prove their lies wrong they won't accept it. They are living in a goldfish bowl of their own making. One circuit of the bowl gives them a new memory of how things really are.

I really, really, really, really, really hope they go bust and out of existence. I cannot stand any one of their so called 'supporters' and that includes the myopic, brain dead ones that post in this thread.

There are no words that really convey the utmost contempt that I have for all of them.

15 minutes ago, 1bristolcity said:

Went to feed the dogs and this happens

Did the same with mine and missed all City's goals.

That is quite a turnaround, to say the least. Fair play to the boys and the coaches.

Hull manager sacked tonight? After all, "Bristol City are nothing special".

Jebus! This is painful to watch. Absolute comedy defending for both goals.

Still, looking on the bright side...

3 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

@bert tann I have enjoyed many of your posts, but given that I was around in ‘82 and experienced the strange, obscene vitriol and joy that your fans expressed at our impending demise, all I can say is karma is a bitch and I hope to see your vile club expire and disappear from the league.  That might seem childish and unforgiving, but tough shit.

I was gonna write something suitable. I see you've made that idea redundant. Well written.

5 minutes ago, bristolcitysweden said:

We should not let us down to donkey business but need a game plan where to go from keeping the ball. Cardiff last season killed us. We looked like total idiots.

Freaking hell Tommy, step away from the pc.

1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said:

I've found some crappy old radio and have tuned that in.

I have no idea how old the batteries are, if I make it to half time I'll be amazed.

Smoke more, post less.

4 minutes ago, wood_red said:

What are the chances anyone ringing up questioning the board are classed as "teds"?

I'm sure they will be.

Apparently according to some of their planks despite UWE falling through, 'these are exciting times for the club and supporters'. I'm sure they're right, just not in the way they envisage. Also heard Dopey on the radio saying rovers were 20 years behind the times. Get a grip mate your lot are still stuck in the 80's.

Twentyman on at 6pm this evening with his, 'Having a gas' show. All things rovers related so should be good for a laugh especially the phone ins.

Absolute comedy gold!

Why do they go on about Bristol football seeing as how they're in South Gloucester?

I'd just like to say to them that I have indeed enjoyed the ride, it's been epic and the source of infinite p*** taking from the one and only pro team in Bristol. Thanks guys.

5 minutes ago, Dynamite Red said:

The costs of the UWE planning etc will be transferred into more debt, Al Qadis family clearly have no money to invest, will Dopey want to hang around? Another planning application or search for a location. Scratching for positives? Set the club back another 10 years. 

I'd like to see it set them back to the stone age which is where the majority of their fans belong. I hear there's cheap land in the middle east maybe they could relocate there and re-adopt their original nickname.

3 minutes ago, chowie said:

Say what?

http://gaschat.co.uk/post/306926

Perhaps with the new gate, pitch and curtains the redevelopment has been concluded: 'we have good news and bad news. Bad news, no UWE. Good news, you're standing in the newly redeveloped mem but just didn't realise it'

Well there's a light bulb moment for one of the blue few.

Just now, bluebutterfly said:

I was just trying to be nice before and not mention the "you know what"  

I really don't care about the gash holding onto 1982 as a means of trying to make themselves feel better. I don't know any City fan who does. Keep it going, all it does it mark your lot out as a bunch of no-marks, which is a given anyway. The world has moved on. Unfortunately rovers fans are stuck somewhere back in history with seemingly no hope of ever moving forward. Much like your club, I'd suggest.

3 hours ago, bluebutterfly said:

city had a good period 1905-10 and a cup final  1909 and a 5 year spell in the top division in the 70"s  and thats it

23 minutes ago, bluebutterfly said:

Is it because new clubs like yourself and mk dons can build a bright future as you have no history?

Now, which is it you half wit?

#gashlogic

City for the win 2-1 tonight. Not just a turning point for the club but the start of our revival towards the heady heights of mid table mediocrity (and, more importantly, safety).

I'm off out now for a couple of hours but when I get back I don't want to see a thread full of negative waves.

3 hours ago, BobbyC said:

Just seen this on the Bahdiff forum (Annis).......... Rovers is in the far nicer northern suburbs of Bristol too, the level of support in the city itself always seemed even to me. The red lot just draw support from areas south of Bristol to gain a few more.

Crapdiff are as big a bunch of morons as the gash. They suffer from an inferiority complex that goes back to pre Roman days. Did you know that the Romans named that part of Britain as 'Wielsa' which is a derogatory term for a slave nation. The morons that inhabit that part of the world took it for their name hence 'Wales' was born. They will always be 'Wielsa' nothing more, nothing less.

As for the sags... don't get me started...

44 minutes ago, Philgas said:

Definitely not slowly sobbing away. . As I say .. most of us are happy we're still allowed to stand at matches and the pisser is shite .. love it ...

I'm surprised you lot are allowed out of the asylum on any given day. Deluded bunch of tossers with a cluster-**** of a mentality rounded off with with a smorgasboard of chip-on-shoulder envy with a deft sprinkling of fifth-rate inferiority.

There's a forum for your views and... surprisingly... it isn't this one.

Now, do us all a favour and FTFO. Oh, and when you get there, FO again.

7 shots, 4 on target and saved... C'mon City don't fall for the sucker punch put the ball in the net fer gawds sake.