stillmorecider Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 To the Tune of "Valerie" by The Zutons or Amy Winehouse! Well Sometimes I go out to the pub and I gets me self a cider Spit it out, and I shout what is this, and the barmaid says its a strongbow! Since I was a boy drinking cider in the park. Getting pissed up havin fun kicking Gasheads in the dark. So wont you come on Over - Have a few pints of scrump here with me. Drinking Natch is Best in BS3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziderhead2003 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Quality! Would take while to catch on though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightyreds89 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Terrible song! And embarassing, how do people think up songs like this and think brilliant that Is ill put in on the forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillmorecider Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Terrible song! And embarassing, how do people think up songs like this and think brilliant that Is ill put in on the forum! yea I suppose...... its a bit like The scars on his Neck proves his head fell off Tevez Tevez He'll never sh&g a Pretty Bird Tevez Tevez U argie ###### U Ugly ***t They sewed his head on Back to Front Carlos Tevez Herman Munsters Son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Horsman Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 yea I suppose...... its a bit like The scars on his Neck proves his head fell off Tevez Tevez He'll never sh&g a Pretty Bird Tevez Tevez U argie ###### U Ugly ***t They sewed his head on Back to Front Carlos Tevez Herman Munsters Son Thats f*(&^ng quality,made I laugh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillmorecider Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Thats f*(&^ng quality,made I laugh!!! Yea its awesome... this was Manures response to the tevez song! "He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres, Torres He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres He loves the boys he loves the c**k and sells his arse on Albert Dock, Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillmorecider Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 To the tune of seasons in the sun! He can pass tackle head, Marvin Elliot is a Red, Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas, You're not fit to wipe his ass. Or what about this?? Spelling wrong for song purposes! You are Ma Kin Doe, Michael Ma Kin Doe, You make me happy, When skies are grey, You cross the ball in, To Adebola, And Dele slots another away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Horsman Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Yea its awesome... this was Manures response to the tevez song! "He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres, Torres He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres He loves the boys he loves the c**k and sells his arse on Albert Dock, Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side" A nice variation on the old Cantona classic: He's French He's gay He's s****ing David May Cantona Cantona....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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