ateyomike Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 After yesterdays 'your stadium's too big for you at the coventry fans and the latest albert song and being christmas panto time to lighten up the mood thought i would start this thread happy new year hope we stay up but in del we trust del boy will sort it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eighteen97 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Man Utd related, I heard the palace fans sing 'Your grounds too big for you' when they played them at a half full Old Trafford in teh Carling Cup. Also, Norwich fans sang 'We've come for our scarves back' when they played at OT in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Tansley Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 "stick your bow and arrow up your arse" and "Robin hood was a pedophile" made me chuckle the first time I heard them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 "stick your bow and arrow up your arse" and "Robin hood was a pedophile" made me chuckle the first time I heard them "Does your misses know your here" To Gordon Owen, who's wife didn't like him being away from home when he played for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Jamal! Jamal! Jamal Campbell ryce - and Peas! Heard mainly last season in the EE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolNorthEndRed Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 After yesterdays 'your stadium's too big for you at the coventry fans and the latest albert song and being christmas panto time to lighten up the mood thought i would start this thread happy new year hope we stay up but in del we trust del boy will sort it Perhaps not the funniest, but one that sticks in my memory, 'Does your Mrs know you're here?' . Sung to Peter Shilton, during alleged relationships with women other than his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i hate you butler Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 west ham away this season some herbert tubster in side stand giving abuse to us then a rendition of 'theres only one james corden'was belted out even the west ham found it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashtonbcfc17 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 to Paddy Kenny last season "tipex ,you only sniff tipex" Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Steve Jones - I wanna know where you you get that tan Man Utd sing Park Park wherever he maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 After yesterdays 'your stadium's too big for you at the coventry fans and the latest albert song and being christmas panto time to lighten up the mood thought i would start this thread happy new year hope we stay up but in del we trust del boy will sort it How does the latest Albert song go? I couldn't quite hear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Man u have loads of quality songs the 12 days of Christmas cantana one sounds amazing, the park one is good. Park park where ever you maybe, You eat dogs in your own country! Could be worse, you could be scouce, Eating rats in your council house!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Liverpool fans:- Dirk Kuyt wherever you may be, Hit every branch on the ugly tree, Like Fowler, Crouch and Craig Bellamy, Dirk Kuyt's boss but he's ****ing ugly !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i hate you butler Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 How does the latest Albert song go? I couldn't quite hear it prefer the straightforward albert,albert,,,,,albert to the tune of amazing grace not the heartbeat one thats pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Van-per-see, when the girl says no, molllesta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Humble Realist Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Ur grounds too big for u will be soon sung to us if we move grounds so don't laugh at it too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Horsman Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Palace fans to Cantona: 'He's French, he's gay, he's shagging David May....Cantona, Cantona' and to Ian Wright: 'Ian Wright is illegitimate, He aint got no birth certificate. He's got AIDS and can't get rid of it, He's an Arsenal bastard' PC? Definitely not but funny as!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Coleen is a slapper, She's got love bites on her neck, And when she's shagging Rooney, She thinks of Petr Cech.. Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She can't get enough jizz, And when she's shagging Rooney, She screams David Luiz... Yes Coleen is a slapper, She likes it ******* hard, And when she's bored of Rooney, She goes to Frank Lampard.. Coleen is a slapper, She once had fourteen men, But her favourite one of them, Was Michael Essien.. Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She never wears a bra, But that's because she left it, With Dider Drogba.. Yes Coleen is a slapper, How can you not tell? She's been walking funny since meeting, John Obi Mikel.. Surprising that Chelsea even sing, let alone have a song this funny, but it had me in tears the first time I heard it. Absolutely top drawer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim S Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 On a slightly different note, and this might be a bit petty and perhaps biting on the chants of rival fans.... But one chant that really annoys me when its sung at Ashton Gate by visiting fans is "I wanna go home, I wanna go home, Bristols a s**t hole, I wanna go home". Perhaps its just be being a bit defensive of Bristol, but as a City, its a lovely place and I find it quite offensive when people slag it off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 And the one that we're welsh. Exactly how stupid are you to call us that and think we'll be offended. If we were Welsh, we'd have our own league and everything, oh wait. . . Seriously, I don't get why they think it's offensive. If it was a local team singing it I could understand, cos they know about the rivalry and it would be derogatory, but other teams in the country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 England Vs Wales the chant of 'you're just a small town in bristol' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 west ham away this season some herbert tubster in side stand giving abuse to us then a rendition of 'theres only one james corden'was belted out even the west ham found it funny And the reply of "one Vicky Pollard" to one of our female supporters and then the reply from us of "one Pat Butcher" to one of their female supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 There was some good songs during our first season back up... (also first season back in the EE) One that made me laugh - but was totally wrong was: What's that hiding under the bed? It's Shannon matthews..... It's Shannon Matthews... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bringbacktherobin Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 On a slightly different note, and this might be a bit petty and perhaps biting on the chants of rival fans.... But one chant that really annoys me when its sung at Ashton Gate by visiting fans is "I wanna go home, I wanna go home, Bristols a s**t hole, I wanna go home". Perhaps its just be being a bit defensive of Bristol, but as a City, its a lovely place and I find it quite offensive when people slag it off!! Just sing "Insert town here's a sh**hole, its where you belong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 I liked it when Cardiff sang, "You're not singing anymore" and we sang back, "We weren't singing anyway" That shut them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cloud Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 "Feed the Welsh, let them know it's xmas time" - brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Being called Dirty Northern Barstards by Plymouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin101 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Being called Dirty Northern Barstards by Plymouth Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolBEAT Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Towards us. ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND. You're Welsh and you know you are.. Gets on my (naughty word) wick as no one hates the welsh more than us Don't let it get to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94th Minute Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 My favourites, much like the one above, are those where it's a retort from the fans being sung at. As funny as some of the other songs are, they're just made up by someone with little better to do, hardly a showing of wit. Top one for me has to be when the Newcastle fans were chanting at Sunderland "going down, going, down, going down", and Sunderland replied "so are we, so are we, so are we" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolBEAT Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 I liked it when Cardiff sang, "You're not singing anymore" and we sang back, "We weren't singing anyway" That shut them up They should have the 'Like' button for posts like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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