Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 OK, I didn't really think about this until yesterday, but the whole Yannick thing has gotten me thinking. I have been with City for about 47. Years now and I don't think, I'm getting the attention I deserve. Also, I need to join a team that is closer to the North West, so I am putting in a transfer request. It has come to my attention that there are quite a lot of teams in England that are actually better than Bristol City and I had only joined up the dots on this whole transfer request thingy, I think I might have bailed out in 1983 or so. Very liberating to know you can just ask to leave, I was thinking it was a life sentence with no hope of parole. So consider this my transfer request - wow, that was liberating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 Nope, had 30 seconds as a Man C/ Man U/Liverpool/Everton/Wigan (delete as appropriate), didn't like it. Can I come back please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 On the official site now. Club denies that they have received a written transfer request from Southport Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 What has your brother got to say about all of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcofisher Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 This behaviour is unacceptable, we are releasing you on a free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchers Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I bet your Agent (Wife) has been stirring things up. Promising you riches elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Head Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 This behaviour is unacceptable, we are releasing you on a free! No make him rot watching the reserves. Don't let him get away with taking us to the cleaners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdawg Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Afraid not mate. You're a money grabbing, glory seeking man-whore with a sneaky agent. Plus you're not very good anyway. I'd go so far as to suggest that you are the worst person in the world and need to go a support a league 1 club in London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Since you have served the club so well we are prepared to buy out 20 percent of your contract if you want to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCAGFC Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 On the official site now. Club denies that they have received a written transfer request from Southport Red. The retraction from the club will be on tuesday, including the "we won't let him (Southport Red) go unless a club matches our valuation" caviat. BCAGFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 You don't understand, it's just that I don't my kids growing up with a Bristol accent (which, seeing as they are all in their twenties and talk with slight Lancashire accents, is probably unlikely now I come to think of it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I suggest you are not as good as you think you are, have received awful advice and we should send you out on loan to a lower league club like Fleetwood. That should teach you a lesson from which I hope you learn the folly of your ways! Fleetwood is near Southport isn't it? Aaaahhhh balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Story in tomorrow's EP saying that Southport's family were abused in the stands at Forest and his wife had bottles of Coca Cola thrown at her. She wasn't unhappy about this as she's run out of mixers for the year's supply of Bacardi she keeps at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Go rot in the reserves you **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 Story in tomorrow's EP saying that Southport's family were abused in the stands at Forest and his wife had bottles of Coca Cola thrown at her. She wasn't unhappy about this as she's run out of mixers for the year's supply of Bacardi she keeps at home. . Gin maybe. T'is the middle daughter who is he Bacardi fiend. Taken from Southport Red's brother's Twitter feed He is better than this though, He should AT LEAST be a regular starting supporter of a top 5 Championship team, maybe even bottom third Premier League on my good days. He deserves better than this. Just 'cos you muppets have no ambition, you shouldn't be allowed to hold my Sowie back.innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Is your brother going to threaten us all on Twitter? We would all be very, very scared if he called us names from behind a keyboard and that would obviously mean we would all let you stitch the club up because he is sooooo tough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Go rot in the reserves you **** Dear me, our reserves are worse than our first team, imagine watching them for the rest of eternity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 Rather disappointed that no one has come on here yet and said that I have the potential to be a very good supporter and that all this fiasco is the fault of the ticket office for repeatedly seating me out of position. I have been sat wide on the left when I shoul have been sitting deep in the middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Southport, although you turned up in chat yesterday and seemed your usual self, there were obviously things happening in the background. I hereby fine you 2 weeks wages for disrespecting your forum members. I hope you find a chat room closer to home but feel you will regret burning your bridges so publicly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 What really gets me about this is the lack of patience. Just 47 years supporting us and Southport wants away! Tsk, kids these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duncan disorderley Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Didn't rate you as a fan anyway. Ok you seemed alright turning up after half time, thinking you were the dogs with your bright coloured shoes, but if you think you can give better support to somebody else carry on. Probably had your head turned I know! All I will say is, the grass ain't always greener. Now be off with yourself and shut the door behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 Didn't rate you as a fan anyway. Ok you seemed alright turning up after half time, thinking you were the dogs with your bright coloured shoes, but if you think you can give better support to somebody else carry on. Probably had your head turned I know! All I will say is, the grass ain't always greener. Now be off with yourself and shut the door behind you. I'll have you know, I could walk straight into another team's grandstand (as long as I had the money) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JammyOne Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 You've been suspended for 6 months on full pay. Quickly gather your things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Bristol City were thrown into a state of tumultuous turmoil tornado twisting turmoil today after long standing, but often sitting, supporter, Southport Red, stunned the club into silence by handing in a poorly written transfer request. The official club statement reads;- It is with deep regret that we announce the transfer listing of one of our oldest supporters, Southport Red. Following a written request, quickly supplemented by a 12,000 strong petition from fans from all parts of the stadium supporting his removal from Ashton Gate, we have no option but to circulate his name to other interested clubs. The club prints, verbatim, his request below – “Sorry Del, but I jus can knot see me movin bak down to Brstiol very soon and the commut is killin me piles. Try to get mi a club closr to mi home pleaze. Ta Southport Red” Bristol manager, Derek McInnes, was said to be sad to see the back of the moaning curmudgeonly old bugger. “Och, we had ous differences. He would sit behind us in the Williams and shout gibberish for nigh on 80 minutes, before rushing out the ground to catch the early bus. But he is a well meaning soul and we wish him well supporting Tranmere”. The club are expected to retain the services of Southport Red until their valuation is met. McInnes “ Aye, we are not a club that needs to sell its best fans, or in this case, the worst fans, so to that ends we’ll be keeping him until our valuation of 2 haggis’ and 6 cans of Irun Bru is met”. The club will not be making further comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TRUEBRIT66 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 And this thread is the reason I cannot keep away from otib, god bless you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 . Gin maybe. T'is the middle daughter who is he Bacardi fiend. Taken from Southport Red's brother's Twitter feed He is better than this though, He should AT LEAST be a regular starting supporter of a top 5 Championship team, maybe even bottom third Premier League on my good days. He deserves better than this. Just 'cos you muppets have no ambition, you shouldn't be allowed to hold my Sowie back.innit? YOu will have to do better than that. It's obviously a fake as it contains sentences, punctuation , use of proper English grammar, and I can understand it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I BELIEVE Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Southport Red is an impact fan at best. Only when we are losing with 20 mins to go is he bought on to liven the place up and make things happen, even then he has 1 good game in every 5! Not good enough to start despite his potential, no big loss I am afraid. Plently better fans out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lou-peters-dive Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 OK, I didn't really think about this until yesterday, but the whole Yannick thing has gotten me thinking. I have been with City for about 47. Years now and I don't think, I'm getting the attention I deserve. Also, I need to join a team that is closer to the North West, so I am putting in a transfer request. It has come to my attention that there are quite a lot of teams in England that are actually better than Bristol City and I had only joined up the dots on this whole transfer request thingy, I think I might have bailed out in 1983 or so. Very liberating to know you can just ask to leave, I was thinking it was a life sentence with no hope of parole. So consider this my transfer request - wow, that was liberating! I admire your patience. I've supported city for 48 years. I get that feeling every year. Did try Everton once. Soon got home sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scoliver92 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 This evening, Bristol City manager Derek Mcinnes has spoken of his disgust at receiving Southport Red's transfer request. Whilst rejecting the request, Mcinnes has moved quickly to highlight the severe punishment should Southport reiterate his desire for a transfer, "Aye, I have been on the phone to Mr McGhee, and to hopefully put an end to the fiasco, he has been threatened with being forced to watch B****** R***** for two weeks." This is seen as the strongest disciplinary action ever made by a football manager, and should force Southport Red into continuing his support at BCFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprocket Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I think Del is looking at a loan.Scotland maybe? He's old and slow,but many a good played on an old haggis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderslider Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I knew no good would come of those food vouchers ! Not only is it costing us players , it's now costing us supporters . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Is he still here? Albert, Albert Adomah flies down the wing for me Piss off to Fleetwood Piss off to Fleetwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 19, 2012 Admin Share Posted August 19, 2012 I miss Ted, can I go home ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 19, 2012 Author Share Posted August 19, 2012 Southport Red is an impact fan at best. Only when we are losing with 20 mins to go is he bought on to liven the place up and make things happen, even then he has 1 good game in every 5! Not good enough to start despite his potential, no big loss I am afraid. Plently better fans out there. Impact fan? Cheeky young pup! Who was it who swore at the ref at Port Vale, Oldham and Bury? Who stood up at the end of the 5-0 at Blackpool last year and shouted "I missed watching Calendar Girls for this ****! Impact fan, huh! What short memories you all have. Maybe I WILL leave for Fleetwood, they are offering free fish and the occasional game if my dicky knee clears up, AND a time share of the team whippet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcofisher Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Well require a 25% sell on clause though, cant let go of that potential for nothing in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDBS36 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 teach him a lesson refuse his trasfer request as he is under contract tillthe end of the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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