TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Seeing as their trying to think of innovative ways of making us angry (which include doing the Ayatollah, and bringing lots of balloons, ohhh) I thought we could return the love with some nice chants, open to ideas but I was thinking... 13 years, we're having a laugh We've never been, as low as the Gas! Rovers whereever you may be, your best player's a gypsy, Your ground is shite, your team is too, Who the f*cking hell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leftwingfullback Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 The 13 years one makes no sense, as we have been as low as the gas. Well never be as as shit as the gas That would make more sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 In 13 years we haven't been as low as the gas, although what you say is still right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Let's get some going tonight As well as a verse of cheer up holloway and your sister is your mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UREDS_91 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Seeing as their trying to think of innovative ways of making us angry (which include doing the Ayatollah, and bringing lots of balloons, ohhh) I thought we could return the love with some nice chants, open to ideas but I was thinking... 13 years, we're having a laugh We've never been, as low as the Gas!Rovers whereever you may be, your best player's a gypsy, Your ground is shite, your team is too, Who the f*cking hell are you? Like this one especially! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Village Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Are you barca in disguise!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 Are you barca in disguis O'Toole where ever you may be You play nothing like Xavi Your hair looks shite, your fans do too who the f*cking hell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 1, 2, 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9, city! For when we are 9 - nil up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Sorry to sound a misery guts and I admit I can't bring anything to the table but why can't we think of very funny songs with intelligence? The sister is your mother has become embarrassing as we're the ones who sound like bumpkins !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray White Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 We all hate gas scum X infinity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 You used to be shit and now you're shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 You used to be shit and now you're shit You use to be shit but now you're worse Dunford's got an empty purse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 I realise Dunford's no longer the man at the top, but i know so little about their board the name fits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinmabbuttshair Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 He's only a poor little gashead Who's that standing on the corner The wanky Bristol rovers went to Rome to see the pope The classics are undeniable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I think most 5 year olds would be embarrassed by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Keepers Ball is right - City are not bumpkin free if the embarrassing posts are anything to go by. Did the surgeons remove your sense of humour when they impanted that chip on your shoulder redeye? It's a laugh FFS. WTGR, if all you ever do is criticise posts on here, why bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Did the surgeons remove your sense of humour when they impanted that chip on your shoulder redeye? It's a laugh FFS. WTGR, if all you ever do is criticise posts on here, why bother? because if you look at other fans humerous songs and compare them to ours youd see why !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Right heres my go. took five minutes and its crap but its original To the tune of the Addams family Theyre from the north of the river Their wives will make you quiver They cant walk only Slither The Rovers Family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 What league are you in?what league are you in?your'e ******g shitwhat league are you in?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Keepers Ball is right - City are not bumpkin free if the embarrassing posts are anything to go by. Oh here she is, Mary Whitehouse herself. For Christ sake its only a laugh, I bet if it was upto you football fans would sit and watch a game in complete silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 When John Ward asks for Dough And their board just says No Laugh at Rovers !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Oh here she is, Mary Whitehouse herself. For Christ sake its only a laugh, I bet if it was upto you football fans would sit and watch a game in complete silence.That isnt what He or I are saying..Dont just go on the attack without understanding my original point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Incey Wincey SpiderClimbing up the GasOne step two stepKnock the ****** out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 That is what He or I are saying..Dont just go on the attack without understanding my original point Your original point is that our football chants our unintelligent and embarrassing.. I would say 95% of football chants these days are 'unintelligent and embarrassing' if you think about it. But in the end up its only football, just some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Your original point is that our football chants our unintelligent and embarrassing.. I would say 95% of football chants these days are 'unintelligent and embarrassing' if you think about it. But in the end up its only football, just some fun.i was aiming that at the "your sister is you muvver yer uncle is your bruvver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 Right then that's it, don't sing silly songs for a bit of banter, sit on our hands and listen to them sing that dirge Irene all night! top stuff lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Right then that's it, don't sing silly songs for a bit of banter, sit on our hands and listen to them sing that dirge Irene all night! top stuff lads! The my ol' man song would be rather fun to sing at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 WHEN THE BALL HITS THE GOAL IT'S NOT JOHN JOE O'TOOLE IT'S SAM BALDOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Are you not listening ? Where have i said dont sing songs...oh hang on the usual OTIB clique daring anyone to say the oppositeIve just given you some examples i just thought of ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Just in case you missed itWhen John Ward asks for Dough And their board just says No Laugh at Rovers !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 27, 2013 Author Share Posted August 27, 2013 Just in case you missed itWhen John Ward asks for Dough And their board just says No Laugh at Rovers !! I sang that to the tune of Craig David - Rewind (Bo selecta) oh how daft i feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I sang that to the tune of Craig David - Rewind (Bo selecta) oh how daft i feel Thats the Van Persie one the Gunners used to sing, very funny not sure I can say it on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 to the tune "we always believe" Your all diseased, your all diseased, you inbred bastards, you are all diseased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Club and Country Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Were city as **** and were playing up The gas will never be as big as us Enjoyed that last year The gas, the gas, we got to get rid of the gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray White Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Just had an old classic come into my head - IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW, IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW, I'D FLY OVER ROVERS TOMORROW AND SH1T ON THE B4STARDS BELOW, BELOW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Keepers Ball is right - City are not bumpkin free if the embarrassing posts are anything to go by. Good old japs eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottMurray'srightboot Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 What league are you in? what league are you in? your'e ******g shit what league are you in?? Simple but effective. I like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 because if you look at other fans humerous songs and compare them to ours youd see why !! Stu, songs have to be either simple to catch on or it takes time. I appreciate some of our songs aren't great but at least we don't copy other club's as a rule. Your 'money' one is easy to pick up and could catch on. In the Bundesliga, they have song leaders at the front of their noisy support (on cranes at BvB) and it works for them, fair play. We aren't big enough to do that so have to find another, unique, way. Palace are noisy at home but have copied every song from someone else, god forbid we do that! Why RE criticises his fellow reds on virually every thread is beyond me though, it's tiresome and I just can't see the point mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cap flinger Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Was thinking, JET will entertain you . To the tune of Robbie let me entertain you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shirered Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 He's only a poor little gashead Who's that standing on the corner The wanky Bristol rovers went to Rome to see the pope The classics are undeniable to what tune pray tell ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 ways of making us angry Songs? they breathe the same Bristol air as us, that is enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Village Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Ok, try this to the tune of depeche mode - just can't get enough.... Bored of Barcelona watch the gas play in league 2 They're not as good as us They're not as good as us The rugby ground is never full their crowd is just a few They're not as good as us They're not as good as us They try their best but it doesn't work cos they just can't seem to be as good as....... Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do BRISTOL CITY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BcfcLamb Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 to the tune "we always believe" Your all diseased, your all diseased, you inbred bastards, you are all diseased Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redad Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You used to be shit and now you're shit Haha quality!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'm rubbish at songs, but simple is best...to the tune of 'going up, going up' we should sing 'Mind the Gap, mind the gap' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 How about 3:0 in your Cup Final 3:0 in your Cup Final As JET wheels away after setting up yet another goal for Sammy B with his hat trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Village Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 How about to the tune of oh me darlin' Come to rovers Come to rovers It's a lovely place to be There's a notice on the doorstep Saying welcome un to thee Don't believe it Don't believe it It's a Rotton pack of lies If it wasn't for all the inbreds It would be a paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i hate rovers Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Seeing as their trying to think of innovative ways of making us angry (which include doing the Ayatollah, and bringing lots of balloons, ohhh) I thought we could return the love with some nice chants, open to ideas but I was thinking... 13 years, we're having a laugh We've never been, as low as the Gas! Rovers whereever you may be, your best player's a gypsy, Your ground is shite, your team is too, Who the f*cking hell are you? i like the top one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i hate rovers Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 im forever chaseing gasheads catchem and kickem in the air they run so fast,we know it wont last we catch em up and smack em with a chair ghs always hiding ,csf looked everywhere im forever chaseing vermin gasheads vermin gasheads everywhere city city city to the song im forever blowing bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NifflerNomad Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 F off to UWE The city is ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 We can see you sneaking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 im forever chaseing gasheads catchem and kickem in the air they run so fast,we know it wont last we catch em up and smack em with a chair ghs always hiding ,csf looked everywhere im forever chaseing vermin gasheads vermin gasheads everywhere city city city to the song im forever blowing bubbles. Obviously the therapy sessions didnt work..........fordy,s out of nick and yer gonna replace him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 We can see you sneaking out We can see you sneaking IN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcboy96 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 (to the tune of Always believe) John Jo O'toole John Jo O'toole Did mummy tell you That your hair looks cool North of the docks, North of the docks, There you'll find Horefield, Where women have C0c6s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "WALK ON WALK ON WITH YOUR DOG, ON IT'S LEAD CUS YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR GROUND YOU'LL NEEEEVER GET YOUR GROUND!" Almost witty on their part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 We ******* hate you We ******* hate yooooooooou You dirty gas heads we ******* hate you (repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC_Mike Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 You came as blue, You'll leave as redddd, if you're north of the river, then you're ******* dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cap flinger Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 We ******* hate you We ******* hate yooooooooou You dirty gas heads we ******* hate you (repeat)like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Apparently Rovers fans have a song about an American prostitute. I haven't heard them mumble that one before though.... anyone know how it goes...?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTOR Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Out of interest, what songs do Rovers have for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Village Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Goodnight Irene Roovers roovers roovers That's pretty much their whole repertoire I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Out of interest, what songs do Rovers have for us? A lot more than we have for them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 "One team in Bristol, There's only one team in Bristol One team in Bristooool, There's only one team in Bristol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Songs for City on the Gas forum has the same wit and originality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Tansley Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Songs for City on the Gas forum has the same wit and originality. What tune is that to? Not sure on the lyrics either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepers Ball Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Ok, try this to the tune of depeche mode - just can't get enough.... Bored of Barcelona watch the gas play in league 2 They're not as good as us They're not as good as us The rugby ground is never full their crowd is just a few They're not as good as us They're not as good as us They try their best but it doesn't work cos they just can't seem to be as good as....... Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do BRISTOL CITY Brilliant !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Come on a Blue Bus, you must have come on a Blue Bus......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 we hate the ******* gas! Bring on Savage Bas! well I tried.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Ohh north bristol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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