Craven arms Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 1, Take a piss behind your sofa 2, Charge yourself 6 pounds for a warm beer Any more........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 1, Take a piss behind your sofa2, Charge yourself 6 pounds for a warm beer Any more........................Chuck some mud on the carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted June 27, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Don't flush your toilet for a week Turn heating up to maximum so you wake up boiling hot Get someone annoying to tap a shit drum next to you all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Pitch a tent in your lounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Pitch a tent in your lounge Then, get drugged up to your eyeballs and sleep face down on the lawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aizoon Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 What a bargain, I'll take 3 Quite a few did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Quite a few did Are people really that thick ? I'll take an even dozen of 6 instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craven arms Posted June 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Contract a sexually transmitted diseases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Contract a sexually transmitted diseases Trench foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northamptonshire Red Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Start waving Palestinian and Rainbow flags all over the joint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Become envious and start a topic about it on a forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Become envious and start a topic about it on a forum I was there when it was Glastonbury, and so I suspect were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Imagine that Jo Wiley's voice wasn't going right through you but instead that you were off your tits on mdma, possibly shagging a random girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Or go down Easton and Get a black bloke to shout the n word at you all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshtonGreat Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Kanye West -utter tripe, Bring back John Barnes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Just ask a man with a bald head and beard to plough up your living room floor. He will do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leveller Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 There are so many different aspects to Glastonbury that it's difficult to react to some of the prejudices. Being in front of the Pyramid at 8.00pm had to be done (for Paul Weller and the Who) but in all other respects is pretty horrible - litter etc. Apart from that though, it's much pleasanter to be up in the Park, or in an underpopulated Acoustic stage, or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 There are so many different aspects to Glastonbury that it's difficult to react to some of the prejudices. Being in front of the Pyramid at 8.00pm had to be done (for Paul Weller and the Who) but in all other respects is pretty horrible - litter etc. Apart from that though, it's much pleasanter to be up in the Park, or in an underpopulated Acoustic stage, or similar. Thank Gawd someone "gets it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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