Marina's Rolls Royce Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Ok guys- bit of fun in all the gloom! Can you think of anything you're unlikely to hear any time soon down at the Gate? Here's some to start : "and the fan's welcome the new signing as exclusively revealed in last week's Evening Post by Andy Stockhausen"" Following close consultation with OTIB- the 'fan's forum', Chairman Keith Dawe has spoken at length of his plan's for BCFC"" And as we welcome Sky viewers to Ashton Gate, we can name SC's team who line up in his preferred 4-4-2 formation"" a fantastic performance by a match winning and sprightly looking Wilbraham"" Ashton Gate remains a popular career move for up and coming young players"" As ever during his post match interview, Steve Cotterill is magnanimous in defeat"" that substitution made complete sense" - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "As this tense affair moves into stoppage time, nobody has given a thought to leaving just yet..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "Bristol City to build 10,000 capacity new Atyeo stand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 This pie is delicious...and I got it with my food vouchers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789000 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "After consultation with the fans... (Insert anything here)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Steve Lansdown admits that he was wrong not to sanction Championship wages for top transfer targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "I'll have a pint of strongbow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "Mr Ashton is required in the Williams stand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 'That's full time, Bristol City get the three points'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "And that's our 17th clean sheet of the season, a club record!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Thank you to fans in the dolman for staying till the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Welcome to tonight's League fixture, Bristol City v Bristol Rovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 " yeh me too I hope the gas go up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 A big round of applause as City trot out in their fetching new Blue BS kit . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Please welcome Gary Johnson, who today is sponsored by Robbored.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 A player has agreed personal terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 " welcome to Ashton Gate home of Bristol Rovers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 " hello Cyril, I am your personal account manager. Can I get you a cider and bring it to you in your seat before I get the car ready to give you a lift home after the game..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "Lovely to see both sets of fans hugging at the final whistle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 And Kevin Nolan, Bristol City's answer to Moses has led the club out of the wilderness to Championship safety. What a signing by Steve Cotterill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderrider Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 And Bristol City welcome their new midfield signing onto the pitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What's that you say? Echo Falls Chardonnay in the South Stand Kiosk? I'll have a pint please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Just got back from the game; roast pheasant with chestnut stuffing. Delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Goodnight Irene........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Mao Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "welcome back to a night of Premier League football, live from Ashton Gate.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 dopey darryl set to join as dof so sc can concentrate on recruiting his squad for the prem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "Bristol Sport is delighted to announce that Kevin Smith is returning to take personal charge of all ticketing issues" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 and we are all glad our new tannoy system can be heard all around the ground and all fans understand what is being said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "Man, I'm so bored of us winning the League and the Champions' League every season" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 ...I wish I could move to Horfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Jordan Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 A well earned victory ahead of next week's trip to the UWE stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 'Is that Morgan Amalfitano?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm so glad that Kilkenny decided to come back- He adds a real bite to our midfield. We really missed those leg breaking challenges when he was gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchay Red Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Please welcome our new manager and long time fans' favourite, Ian Holloway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 We never saw that last minute opposition equaliser coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 15000 people singing "we love Nicky Hunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Wow, those half time refreshments are both nourishing and reasonably priced! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City fan 1982 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 you can wave your flags in the atyeo without the clubs permission !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin_unreliant Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Those big screens at both corners inside the South Stand look great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What a fine piece of distribution that was from young Frankie Fielding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bs4Red Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 'Mark little running down the line, he CUTS INSIDE....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "It's a good job we didn't sign too many players this close season". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Theres young Joe Bryan , who has been attracting Premiership scouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "What a contented bunch the City supporters are. They make Mary Poppins look a miserable old bag!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargent Pepper Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "....and fans favourite Adam El Abd leads the team out of the tunnel fresh from signings his 5 year contract extension" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789000 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 " We have decided to end pre-match music 10 minutes prior to kick off in order to allow the crowd to build up an atmosphere and help the team come out firing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "Bristol Sport is delighted to announce that Kevin Smith is returning to take personal charge of all ticketing issues"It feels like he has, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789000 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "We have used our common sense and decided to open the gates from the South Stand car pack onto Raynes Road at full time to aid the flow of supporters leaving the ground."In fact, I could have stopped after the first 6 words:"We have used our common sense..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverRed Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "A stunning hat-trick by Nicky Maynard gave the Robins all three points, with 'keeper Hopesy pulling off a string of world class saves to keep another City clean sheet, all of which greatly pleased City manager Tony Pulis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Hello Geoff,on my way home from the game,something positive,something positive,something positive,more positives and to finish,something positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Robbored starting a song he heard on otib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin1988 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Those fools look pretty stupid now for buying Cunningham/JET/Andy Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron-Bcfc Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What a fine piece of distribution that was from young Frankie Fielding!Well he's 27 so yeah, pretty unlikely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Those queues at half time were really short - I had plenty of time to buy a beer, drink it, buy another one and then stroll to the toilet for a relaxing bowel movement without missing any of the second half.Also isn't the new shop nice and light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creech Red Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 And that`s City into the second round of the League cup.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "They say you should never go back, but his 40 goal performance this season - topped off by his 4th hat-trick here tonight - has finally ended Bristol City's long wait for top-flight football. We're about to hear from him now, I believe, as our pitchside reporter Ron Atkinson speaks to the one, the only, Bas Savage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "What a great win that was against Wolves" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "What a great win that was against Wolves"he said unlikely things not impossible things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonboy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 As new head coach Spudski and his able assistant SOD take their seats in the dugout, the team gathers in the centre circle still looking puzzled as to what the **** the team talk was all about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 i see swindon have paid their vat on time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 So the palatial new Ashton Gate welcomes the newest member of the Bristol sport empire, welcome to the Gate Bristol rovers! Or, we don't need Mr Ashton in the East stand, we've found him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarmyArmy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "This is a top quality midfield partnership bossing the park at Ashton Gate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The club are happy to announce they are bringing back the robin badge with the correct start date of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Thank god we'll be able to renew our rivalry with Plymouth argyle next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Those quarters on the Rovers shirts are so sexy and give me a Chubby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Jonny Kodjia : "Well, I am delighted to be here at the bottom of the Championship with Bristol City. So much better than being second in Ligue 1, behind P.S.G." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm moving back to England to sort this shyte out, once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 `Well, the way City closed that game out after Forest got it back to 2-1 with 10 minutes left was totally professional. They never looked like conceding the equaliser even with the eight minutes of injury time` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I had plenty of time to buy a beer, drink it, buy another one and then stroll to the toilet for a relaxing bowel movement without missing any of the second half.Sorry to be thick...is this unlikely because you never manage a poo within a 15 minute cut off? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Depends on the fat content of the Friday kebab I should have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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