And Its Smith Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Has anyone got any they can share? someone has defaced their own body in Las Vegas today with this appalling one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Isn't it flint "said" no, not "says" no. Either way it's pretty horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaggro is back Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Horror show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Not very red for a tattoo done today. Maybe a marker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 2 hours ago, RedDave said: Has anyone got any they can share? someone has defaced their own body in Las Vegas today with this appalling one: Jesus Christ please tell me this is a wind up? No words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 4 hours ago, RedDave said: Has anyone got any they can share? someone has defaced their own body in Las Vegas today with this appalling one: that's not a Banksy is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesleywalksoncider Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 The story is in everyone's favourite local paper - http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Aden-Flint-ve-seen-Bristol-City-fan-gets-star/story-29404250-detail/story.html I have got to say it does look a bit suspect but you never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 This was a regrettable mistake I made when trolleyed in Benidorm...bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 I was going to get BCFC tattooed down my cock but couldn't fit it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrobbin Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I was going to get BCFC tattooed down my cock but couldn't fit it on. Try getting it tattooed in morse code. Might be able to fit it all in then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 I`ve got Forbes Phillipson-Masters tattooed on mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Redrobbin said: Try getting it tattooed in morse code. Might be able to fit it all in then. Or brail..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrobbin Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Or brail..! Cool. Get blind birds to read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrobbin Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 16 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I`ve got Forbes Phillipson-Masters tattooed on mine What FPM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshtonGreat Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 18 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I`ve got Forbes Phillipson-Masters tattooed on mine You beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Redrobbin said: What FPM? Depends who`s looking at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I was going to get BCFC tattooed down my cock but couldn't fit it on. Mine says that on the soft. When erect it shows Blooming C**k Fundamentally Class (toned down as can't get in trouble yet) I was going to put some other words in but I wanted some room left for the Bristol Sport logo and list of honours to add at a later date By the way - the tattoo above is real !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrobbin Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Neo said: Mine says that on the soft. When erect it shows Blooming C**k Fundamentally Class (toned down as can't get in trouble yet) I was going to put some other words in but I wanted some room left for the Bristol Sport logo and list of honours to add at a later date By the way - the tattoo above is real !! Yeah. And my cocks a kipper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Redrobbin said: Yeah. And my cocks a kipper! I always use ".... and my cocks a blow-torch" - not sure where it came from though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Mad Cyril said: This was a regrettable mistake I made when trolleyed in Benidorm...bugger. Never seen one tighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 A tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a famous rugby player. The two get talking and eventually go back to his place. They start kissing and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What’s that for?” the lady questions. “Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.” Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg he has a tattoo that says NIKE. ‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again. “Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.” Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS. The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have AIDS!” The man replies: “No, no…! Calm down…! It will say ADIDAS in a minute.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 British Man walking down nudist beach in Jamaica proudly showing off his WNY tat on his pale penis. He sees a local man walking the other way and is astounded to see the same WNY tattoo on his ebony glistening todger. He stops the local and mentions the uncanny similar tattoos and tells him that it is not his initials but actually when erect spells out his girlfriends name WENDY. The local man says that his tattoo means more when erect. Please tell me more the Brit asks what does yours say when hard? WELCOME TO JAMAICA - HAVE A NICE DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: Or brail..! A KinKy liars ckever way of explaining genital warts perhaps? 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Please stick to the topic. It's about awful tattoos, not jokes. Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 11 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: I was going to get BCFC tattooed down my cock but couldn't fit it on. How about BC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry2157. Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Chatting about tattoos to a guy in Manchester once. He had his surname across the base of his back. . When asked why. . He said 'so when I walk away after being with a girl she remembers my name! ! No words !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Strawberry2157. said: Chatting about tattoos to a guy in Manchester once. He had his surname across the base of his back. . When asked why. . He said 'so when I walk away after being with a girl she remembers my name! ! No words !! Was his name 'Fame'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Wilde Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Not city related but this popped up on my FB so I thought I'd share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Oh dear, another guilty fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 53 minutes ago, Scrumpy said: Oh dear, another guilty fan... Was just about to post this myself. What is wrong with some people?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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