ExiledAjax Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Seen on BBC Sport. Doesn't rhyme, doesn't scan. Also tempts fate. It's a no from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Roses are red , so are books . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted October 6, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Seen on BBC Sport. Doesn't rhyme, doesn't scan. Also tempts fate. It's a no from me. Hate to disagree that it DOES rhyme - but get your point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBristolian Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 No idea who did this crime but it's pretty clear they cannot rhyme You say 'score' and 'cool' a different way and 'up' and 'cup' is pure cliche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Darren Dix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Rose's are red Violet's are blue Don't know about Daisy's Bur Rudolph's had her too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 In days of old When Knights were bold And condoms weren't invented They wrapped a leaf Around their beef To keep the maids contented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Pretty sure it was Darren Dix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were covered in blisters He had one finger up his nose, the other up his sister's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 Bristol City are the best, **** Bristol Rovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Griffin said: Bristol City are the best, **** Bristol Rovers. Alternative poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 There was once a crappy football club Who pinched a rugby ground They tried to build a new one But they didn't have a pound They found a flashy owner Who bought a plastic tent The Uni offered them a field If they could find the rent They searched across the city They searched far and wide For a venue for ten thousand fans With ten thousand more outside At last they found a brand new home It was the very thing They found a circus on the Downs And set up in the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: There was once a crappy football club Who pinched a rugby ground They tried to build a new one But they didn't have a pound They found a flashy owner Who bought a plastic tent The Uni offered them a field If they could find the rent They searched across the city They searched far and wide For a venue for ten thousand fans With ten thousand more outside At last they found a brand new home It was the very thing They found a circus on the Downs And set up in the ring. Winner, close thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliftonCliff Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 17 minutes ago, BigTone said: In days of old When Knights were bold And condoms weren't invented They wrapped a leaf Around their beef To keep the maids contented On a somewhat similar theme: There was a young man from Tashkent Whose tool was decidedly bent To save himself trouble He shoved it in double And instead of coming, he went. ...................................................... Boom, boom. I'll get me coat, etc,, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChippenhamRed Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 There was a young man called Hunt....never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted October 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 44 minutes ago, Super said: Darren Dix? 34 minutes ago, Up The City! said: Pretty sure it was Darren Dix. I suspect this is a nom de plume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 5 hours ago, phantom said: Hate to disagree that it DOES rhyme - but get your point Surely we will win the Cup first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 hours ago, Midlands Robin said: There was once a crappy football club Who pinched a rugby ground They tried to build a new one But they didn't have a pound They found a flashy owner Who bought a plastic tent The Uni offered them a field If they could find the rent They searched across the city They searched far and wide For a venue for ten thousand fans With ten thousand more outside At last they found a brand new home It was the very thing They found a circus on the Downs And set up in the ring. Sigh...it's like reading Byron or Tennyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 hours ago, BigTone said: In days of old When Knights were bold And condoms weren't invented They wrapped a leaf Around their beef To keep the maids contented In days of old, When knights were bold, And ladies weren't invented, Men drilled holes, In telegraph poles, And sat there quite contented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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