The Fat Controller Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 As if Louis Carey dropping a barbeque on his foot wasn't strange enough, check out Marco Asensio's injury ruling him out of tonight's game... To make it even more bizarre, apparently the pimple was caused by shaving his legs. Any other strange injuries?
CotswoldRed Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 You'd have thought he could afford a plaster.
Silvio Dante Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 The one I'm sure I remember is Dave Beasant dropping a jar of salad cream on his foot and fracturing tendons....
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 He probably had an ingrowing hair, and can I just say ingrowing hairs hurt like hell. . . . But ive always been able to pull my socks up! Modern footballers hey?
Midlands Robin Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I read somewhere that Darren Barnard once injured his leg slipping on a puddle of his dogs pee in his kitchen. Not while he was playing for us though.
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on.
Charlie BCFC Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, KevP said: Micky Naynard skiing ??? Allegedly..... Was he doing it with his Bristolian son?
eastonboy Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. Chekhov from the new Star Trek movies died the same way - run over by his own car with no one else involved
ZiderEyed Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Rio Ferdinand once put his back out reaching for his remote.
Offside Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I'm sure I remember one player (Rio Ferdinand?) injuring his leg by resting it on a coffee table when he was sitting down.
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Offside said: I'm sure I remember one player (Rio Ferdinand?) injuring his leg by resting it on a coffee table when he was sitting down. Yep, that was Rio too! Apparently he he shouldn't have sat in the same position for so long
Silvio Dante Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. The full story is far more entertaining than that. Mr Harvey had overdosed on Jacket Potatoes- I believe he had three for lunch. Feeling sick on the drive home, he opened the car door to relieve himself of said potatoes,fell out and his car ran over him. Not making this up.
B1ackbird Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, Chris_Brown said: As if Louis Carey dropping a barbeque on his foot wasn't strange enough, check out Marco Asensio's injury ruling him out of tonight's game... To make it even more bizarre, apparently the pimple was caused by shaving his legs. Any other strange injuries? Oh, that's what happened to Charlie George...
Globe Trotter Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Didn't Louis Carey drop a BBQ on his foot?!
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, tommy32 said: Didn't Louis Carey drop a BBQ on his foot?! See post number one
Globe Trotter Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: See post number one It's been a long day!
red panda Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Can't believe no-one has mentioned Martin Scott putting on his underpants yet
KevP Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Lee Peacock and the bar stool scenario...???
Admin Ian M Posted September 13, 2017 Admin Posted September 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, KevP said: Lee Peacock and the bar stool scenario...??? Or the night in the ditch...oh I mean "mystery stomach illness"
BigTone Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Michael Bridges slipping on his dogs turd
deadredfred Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Santiago Canizares the Spanish keeper missed out on playing at the 2002 World Cup after he dropped a bottle of aftershave in the bathroom of the team hotel and severed a tendon in his foot. Do believe he was replaced by a young keeper called Iker Cassilas. Wonder what happened to him?
richwwtk Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Not at all football related, but I once put my back out brushing my teeth, and another time picking up a sock off the floor.
WRERE Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Didn't Kevin Prince Boateng pick up an injury (groin?) from having too much fun time with his partner?
Davefevs Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 4 hours ago, JamesBCFC said: Richard Wright dislocated his shoulder after falling out his loft when getting suitcases down for his holiday. Think there was a goalkeeper who got forced into retirement after damaging a tendon folding his ironing board or something. Brian Crofts, of Rovers, and a blonde perm, burned himself ironing his shirt, whilst wearing it.....ouch
Red_Nine Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed
NickJ Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Dollymarie said: David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. I'm not a footballer - obviously - but my eldest son once wrote off a car on our driveway at 9 years old. It may have been my fault.
SydneyCity Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Giggs injured his hamstring by having too many fast cars: https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/why-a-fleet-of-flash-cars-left-giggsy-hamstrung-6351132.html
taxidriver999 Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 12 hours ago, BigTone said: Michael Bridges slipping on his dogs turd No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog.
BigTone Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, taxidriver999 said: No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog. Close
Nagy Mahal Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw by shouting too loudly at his defenders
chipdawg Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 A friend of mine who played cricket for the university first XI tore a hamstring stretching to move a donner kebab closer with his foot whilst in bed following a night. A finely tuned athlete was that fella
alexukhc Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 9 hours ago, taxidriver999 said: No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog. Dopey injuring his wrist while wanking a dog?
Bar BS3 Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Davefevs said: Brian Crofts, of Rovers, and a blonde perm, burned himself ironing his shirt, whilst wearing it.....ouch Has Dopey Darrell burned himself with the iron, when his phone has rang, yet..?
Bar BS3 Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Red_Nine said: Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed Are you really tall, or should you have never been employed as a teacher..?!
RumRed Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Red_Nine said: Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed Used to be cool when you could do that one handed at 18, looks smarmy/creepy at 40+. Can someone send me the rule book for old blokes? Ta
Reigate Red Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Saw this today: https://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188873-strange-injuries/&_fromLogin=1 I didn't do very well !
AppyDAZE Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 17 hours ago, RumRed said: Used to be cool when you could do that one handed at 18, looks smarmy/creepy at 40+. Can someone send me the rule book for old blokes? Ta You're saying Mr. Ashton could do this with ease? Edit: How about using the old "sod this" method and just rip it
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 1 hour ago, AppyDAZE said: You're saying Mr. Ashton could do this with ease? Edit: How about using the old "sod this" method and just rip it The joy that ensued when you discovered your conquest of the evening was sporting a front loader.
AppyDAZE Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: The joy that ensued when you discovered your conquest of the evening was sporting a front loader. Amply loaded
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Amply loaded Oh certainly. The merest touch being enough to release the bounty within.
One Team In Keynsham Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Steve Morrow broke his arm after Tony Adams lifted him on to his shoulders, and then dropped him, celebrating the league cup win v Sheff Wed.
Reigate Red Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Reigate Red said: Saw this today: https://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188873-strange-injuries/&_fromLogin=1 I didn't do very well ! Apologies for the link in previous post - tired Friday afternoon The link should have been: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41265278
Jackson Lamb Posted September 15, 2017 Posted September 15, 2017 Can't remember the lad. But someone was out injured after microwaving an egg, and burning his face.
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