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I think everyone is being a little unfair, I don't think you have espionage on your mind at all , so here you go.

Frankie Fielding ... check the forum , can't kick , he's a bit rubbish.
Niki Maenpaa ... Free signing. ... must be a bit rubbish
Max Oleary .. only twelve, too young to be even classed as a bit rubbish.

Right backs
Eros Pisano .... can't hold down a slot in the team, must be a bit rubbish
Jack Hunt ..... see above , bit rubbish
Left backs
Lloyd Kelly / Ja DaSilva  ...  so young they have to share a position , which, lets face it is a bit rubbish
Centre Backs
Tomas Kalas ... on loan because he can't get a game for his parent club, must be a bit rubbish
Nathan Baker .. Only kept around to give beard tips to Kalas, just a bit rubbish
Adam Webster ... Got him from Ipswich, who are rubbish , so must be a bit rubbish
Bailey Wright ... Australian , obviously only plays football because he's rubbish at cricket.

Marlon Pack .. Another beard , doesn't even look where he's passing it, bit rubbish that.
Josh Brownhill .. His Brother's in the Army apparently , probably a bit rubbish.
Calum O'Dowda .. He's Irish , and an International , so a bit rubbish
Niclas Eliasson ... Swedish , or Brazilian left footed and plays on the right , has to be a bit rubbish
Jamie Paterson .. Undroppable , very important first teamer . Can dribble in circles better than anyone, has been known to be a bit rubbish.

Famara Diedhiou .. Can't trap, head or kick a ball , bit rubbish.
Mo Eisa .. who knows !!!
Matty Taylor .. Busy , clever player , rated at £10m not long ago , but injured currently so a £5m offer would probably get him. Fill yer boots.

I hope that helps , but if you are a manager from another club promise you won't use this in depth information against us ok ? :thumbsup:

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