Natchfever Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 12 hours ago, City exile 79 said: I thought the chap in the brown jacket had just inserted a suppository the size of a pineapple up his arse Definitely intent there mate. The look of love as ABC said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: What a ridiculous looking idiot. One for ‘up the arse corner’ in the Viz. Presumably these scenes took place shortly after a City defeat. Darrel's celebrity "Shit in a bucket".... Or is it "Bargain @unt"...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 13 hours ago, nebristolred said: It’s not long until ‘the gap’ is bigger than the time between Rovers last being above us and our near-insolvency in 1982. And to think of all that we’ve achieved since then and all that the sags have failed with. I'm guessing you failed 'O' Level maths :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 15 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: I'm guessing you failed 'O' Level maths Probably got locked out of lessons because 9 billion Gas turned up before him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stortz Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, cityloyal473 said: Over on SlagChat: "I couldn't put it better. This is why we are a special club with amazing fans" http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13036/new-stands?page=17 They truly believe this bile. I like the way that any poster voicing dissent on there is immediately shouted down by world class **** Henbury Gas and his coterie of ****wits, who would sooner delude themselves with made up bollocks about how 'unique' and 'special' they are, when in fact they are a complete laughing stock outside of their own echo chamber. They are absolute dogshit, their ground is more of a humiliation than a home, their club is far less well run than a car boot sale and they are going down. Edited October 6, 2018 by Stortz 5 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: Technically it must be bloody hard shooting fish in a barrel , firstly the image distortion caused by refraction and secondly after the first shot you'd have a hole in the barrel where the water would leak out . Sorry major, you’ve highlighted a good point but missed the significance of hit. You fire one shot into the barrel to make a hole and let the water leak out. When it’s gone, you shoot the fish that are lying at the bottom of the empty barrel. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, pongo88 said: Sorry major, you’ve highlighted a good point but missed the significance of hit. You fire one shot into the barrel to make a hole and let the water leak out. When it’s gone, you shoot the fish that are lying at the bottom of the empty barrel. Would there be anything left of a fish after having shot it ? You'd have to consider a Dillinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 Why all this aggression towards Fish? Granted, Marillion were shit, but at least he wanted to apologise to Kayleigh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 hours ago, cityloyal473 said: Over on SlagChat: "I couldn't put it better. This is why we are a special club with amazing fans" They truly believe this bile. Yes, absolutely. Because it is subjective, and you can say and think and convince yourself of anything that is unmeasurable and purely down to your own preferences. "We are loyal and true, they are fickle and get on their players' backs." Unlike objective stuff, like league tables and past playing record which no amount of gaslogic can twist to portray them as more "special" than us. They have nowhere to go with cold, hard and transparent facts like what division we are in respectively, how long ago it was that we played in the same division, that they were above us, who won the last time we played each other, who has played in the top division in England and who was relegated from the bottom one etc etc (mind you, they have a good go with away support coming up with all sorts of bollocks on that one, ie, shouting loud and long about their trip to QPR but not a word about Rochdale or Bradford in the past week!) So, instead, they concentrate on the grey area of what our respective support are like in backing the team, who sings more and has a "better" atmosphere and who is more "special" where you can say and think and convince yourself of whatever you want to believe. Anytime they win a couple and we lose a couple the "we're coming for you" is wheeled out, another fantasy that keeps them going for another week/month/season. Same nonsense. Same escape from reality into the softer realm of wishful thinking. If the roles were reversed and we were as shite/sad/odd/desperate/L1 as them, we'd have to do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) 57 minutes ago, pongo88 said: Sorry major, you’ve highlighted a good point but missed the significance of hit. You fire one shot into the barrel to make a hole and let the water leak out. When it’s gone, you shoot the fish that are lying at the bottom of the empty barrel. I thought you got in the barrel and shot at fish outside of it? Edited October 6, 2018 by Unan 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Unan said: I thought you got in the barrel and shot at fish outside of it? If that bloke was a s*g he`d be firing the gun into the barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 8 hours ago, bristolmoose said: Spot the paw competition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) 18 hours ago, Loon plage said: They have previous.. Poor old Do pey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things.. Anyone else reminded of the Indiana Jones N a z i face melt scene by the above picture? What Happens Next??? Does a complete melt down await Darrell and the Gas? #darrellclarkeandthememofdoom Edited October 6, 2018 by WhistleHappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: Anyone else reminded of the Indiana Jones N a z i face melt scene by the above picture? What Happens Next??? Does a complete melt down await Darrell and the Gas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 15 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: They are holding him down whilst someone is having their wicked way with him. "Grape" he cried. Surely you mean "Rape" Dopey? "No" he said, "there were a bunch of them". “there were a bunch of them” Is that their official home attendance numbers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: I'm guessing you failed 'O' Level maths It’s 18 years either side. What are you (or we) missing here...?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Unan said: I thought you got in the barrel and shot at fish outside of it? That looks even trickier. Have to beware of recoil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: I'm guessing you failed 'O' Level maths No, you failed O Level English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) Spot The Darrell competition... 18 hours ago, Loon plage said: They have previous.. Poor old Dopey can't have enjoyed being that close to the fans by the looks of things.. Beginning of the End? .... Darrell Clarke and the Stadium of Doom Opening of the Darkside … the final meltdown. #NTTDS Edited October 6, 2018 by WhistleHappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 Pouring with rain, a big drop in temperature. Unlikely to be a large travelling support based on this from the Walsall website ... Tickets are now on sale for the Saddlers' League One match against Bristol Rovers at the Memorial Stadium on Saturday 6th October, kick-off 3.00pm. We have received an initial allocation of 75 seating tickets for the South Stand and 200 standing tickets for the visitors' terrace. Further tickets are available if required. I'm going to say 7,875. Remember, "Even if they play on the street, we'll still listen to them on Radio Bristol". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Pouring with rain, a big drop in temperature. Unlikely to be a large travelling support based on this from the Walsall website ... Tickets are now on sale for the Saddlers' League One match against Bristol Rovers at the Memorial Stadium on Saturday 6th October, kick-off 3.00pm. We have received an initial allocation of 75 seating tickets for the South Stand and 200 standing tickets for the visitors' terrace. Further tickets are available if required. I'm going to say 7,875. Remember, "Even if they play on the street, we'll still listen to them on Radio Bristol". But their capacity is 12,000 and they need a bigger ground, so surely it will easily be 11,000+..?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: But their capacity is 12,000 and they need a bigger ground, so surely it will easily be 11,000+..?! Not now those pesky automatic (well, semi-automatic) turnstiles have been installed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weepywall Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 75 seats in the South Stand (tent) that must be the whole stand(tent), you get more seats on a National Express double decker !!! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Not now those pesky automatic (well, semi-automatic) turnstiles have been installed. The ones with a "peddle"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: If that bloke was a s*g he`d be firing the gun into the barrel. If I was a Sag I'd be firing the gun into my own mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, Porto Red said: The ones with a "peddle"? No, the ones with the pedal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 So...is the 'stand' in use or not, today?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 1 minute ago, GlastonburyRed said: So...is the 'stand' in use or not, today?! It's a "seat". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, GlastonburyRed said: So...is the 'stand' in use or not, today?! Bit blowey for camping today pal..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 22 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: If I was a Sag I'd be firing the gun into my own mouth. They'd probably miss! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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