TinnionForEngland Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Fans* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TinnionForEngland Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I cannot believe that it genuinely says that them being in the conference meant they were finally the big fish that everyone wanted on a plate. Someone save that quote. What the actual ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I wonder if Herr Ferguson will be there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I cannot believe that it genuinely says that them being in the conference meant they were finally the big fish that everyone wanted on a plate. Someone save that quote. What the actual ****. Yea big fish my arse, more like the discard that the conference are glad to be rid of 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Dopey Darrell does it again! Is this the most embarrassing video of all time? http://lockerdome.com/bbcsporf/6169461380096065/7687353254950420 What dreadful behaviour. I hope the manager does not see this or that pillock could be in big trouble. What? You're kidding! I don't believe it. Surely not. No dignified manager would bring disgrace on his club like that. Obviously a case of mistaken identity. No? Who is he? Never. You're having me on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider Queen Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Live in Warmley.... Do you think they'll mind if I wave my red scarf and sing one team in Bristol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I am the mole Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Well at least their not making any DVDs for their embarrassing season in the conferencehttp://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/article/season-review-and-wembley-dvds-coming-soon-2462747.aspx OH FFSbullshit radar off the ******* scale are they for ******* real??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 The gift that keeps on giving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I wonder if Herr Ferguson will be there...He'll have to look at a map to find out where St George is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BristolPete Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Golden nuggets galore of entertainment continue to eminate from the Blue Lot. We still find it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Really? Very OTT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Hahahaha **** me, they are a joke of a club! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Now one their players is laying into that girl - https://twitter.com/adamryandawson/status/600685048803778560 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 To be fair that girls video is embarrasing but even so, he's obviously easily offended if he took any notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Now one their players is laying into that girl - https://twitter.com/adamryandawson/status/600685048803778560 1) I haven't got a clue who that nobody is 2) it's 'dye' not 'die' your roots' you thick anus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) Now one their players is laying into that girl - https://twitter.com/adamryandawson/status/600685048803778560 What is it with grown men insulting her over the net? Edited May 19, 2015 by Iron Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Someone asked him 'where will you be loaned next season, Dover, Barrow or Macclesfield' his reply 'either way i'll make more money than you' stay classy again rovers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Haha I cannot believe what I just read about that video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Are there any DVDs about for the season before last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoke_Gifford_Red Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Now one their players is laying into that girl - https://twitter.com/adamryandawson/status/600685048803778560 You'd think he'd be careful after his teammates got punished for inappropriate use of social media, but obviously not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 So we celebrated promotion on the waterfront with passionate speeches from Steve Lansdown, Steve Cotterill and spent let little Oscar have his moment in the spotlight for being a little trooper, and the gas celebrate as the manager swears at the opposition and their striker gets his knob out. Yep, that's Bristol Rovers for you folks. Classy club, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 So, what are we going to call them ? They call us 82ers, because according to them, we have been a league club since 1982. Using the same logic, they have been a league club since 2015. Therefore, I propose the 15ers.You are being a bit to rational. We have this odd, delusional club, singing for some unknown reason a 1950's song and running around in quarters. We are supposed to support them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolborn_and_red Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I honestly thought the open bus tour was a wind up.... But no, the poor sad ****ts have only been and gone and arranged one - a 45 minute "tour" from Warmley Railway Station (?) to Lawrence Hill roundabout, then on to their cabbage patch. Impressive. Sorry, I meant embarrassing. Very embarrassing. http://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/article/a-date-for-your-diary-2463297.aspx Why the hell was that other thread closed, they still have so much to give. Judging by that-brief itinerary, Bristol truly DOES belong to us ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I thought they'd have the dignity to say "look, it's been a shit time in our history, we're coming out the other side now, let's do the whole bus tour celebration when we start properly moving up the league ladder, we're supposed to be a reasonable size football club FFS" I underestimated their tinpotness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Double post And 'two double-dics souvenir DVDs'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Judging by that-brief itinerary, Bristol truly DOES belong to us !I scan read the link and the statement "Sainsbury's aren't working hard enough to get the deal across the line" jumped out. Tells you all you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm buying that DVD, keep me laughing for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Edited May 21, 2015 by SirColinOfMansfield 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pommers1965 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3645/all-shteds-sorry... another belter Edited May 21, 2015 by pommers1965 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3645/all-shteds-sorry... another belter Good god, what planet are they on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalonred Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3645/all-shteds-sorry... another belter Smile and wave boys, smile and wave..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3645/all-shteds-sorry... another belter Ha, brilliant OP in that thread, its sounds like its written by a 10 year old girl in a strop.....I get the feeling that angry little man has been crying inside everytime his club has been laughed at over the last 12 months. Not sure being the 'oldest' has actually done anything for them either except give them about 130 years of achieving nothing. I bet that dick shouts abuse at kids in the street wearing City tops. Quite funny how he warns us about Lansdown walking away and leaving us up shit creek when Higgs has gone to 'Kneecap Finance' and borrowed a couple of million to allow him to gamble Rovers existence on a coin toss in Court. Edited May 21, 2015 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I love the fact they constantly harp on about SL suddenly leaving and leaving the club in financial poo. Almost like they are praying to Almighty God for it to happen. We'll got one thing to say SORRY for not being taken to court by a multinational and therefore SORRY for not having the threat of administration axe above our heads. And SORRY because you getting promoted to the basement didn't take the shine off our greatest season in 60 year's. My days..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ed Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 And 'two double-dics souvenir DVDs'! I expect one is to cover the FA Trophy local derby v Bath.... or perhaps not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3645/all-shteds-sorry... another belter He says 'sorry you'll never get rid of us' as if they'd just been promoted into the same division as us, not just been promoted two divisions below us back into the football league all whilst conveniently forgetting it's been 14 season since we last shared the same division and also that the last time we played them we beat them. Yep he's a bona fide gashead, that boy! They've only been a football league club for five minutes and look at them go already..... Edited May 21, 2015 by redfred 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/3645/all-shteds-sorry... another belter Not bothering to read it but does he mention they only took 26000 fans for their biggest game in their history, with their chairman publicly stating he expects AT LEAST 40,000 to attend? I doubt it mind Ok I craved, I read it. Here's my sorrys SORRY for taking tens of thousands more than to Wembley, we know how much attendances mean to you. SORRY for our redevelopments at Ashton Gate, must fill you with envy seeing UWE crumble. SORRY for being Bristols oldest based team, and being Bristols oldest league club. I'm sure there's 26,000 many other sorrys. But three will do for the time being. Edited May 21, 2015 by Iron Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 The odd sensible one pokes their head in now and again - Are you for real?They have just won promotion to The Championship at a canter!We on the other hand, despite how much of a great day it was winning at Wembley, struggled to get out of The Conference and back into the basement!They are light years ahead of us both on the pitch and off of it with a billionaire chairman.If we fail to win the court case and without huge investment we always will be.Why post such utter drivel? By all means laugh at their absurd hyperbole and their nonsencial delusions of grandeur, but lets leave it there, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I do have to give it to them.. they did catch the hearts and minds of most non league fans.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 As a point of fact, both Bristol City and Bristol Eastville Rovers turned professional in 1897, the year both clubs joined the Southern League. The claim that the are the oldest professional club in Bristol is another lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 As a point of fact, both Bristol City and Bristol Eastville Rovers turned professional in 1897, the year both clubs joined the Southern League. The claim that the are the oldest professional club in Bristol is another lie. Get your facts straight Malago I have it on the authority of Samuel Woodroffe Hollis himself that Rovers turned professional on the Tuesday but City had to wait till the Thursday because of a panic in south Bristol caused by the strike at WD & HO Wills factory which later became known as "the non-smoking gun dispute". This is all documented in "I was Bristol's oldest professional" by Dame Irene Higgs. A masterpiece published by Wymans booksellers but now sadly out of cash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted May 21, 2015 Admin Share Posted May 21, 2015 As a point of fact, both Bristol City and Bristol Eastville Rovers turned professional in 1897, the year both clubs joined the Southern League. The claim that the are the oldest professional club in Bristol is another lie. No they base it on their rewriting of history that we were only formed in 1982. However, I believe we worked out previously that even on those terms we have had more success since 1982 than they have since 1897! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 But how can they be Bristols oldest professional club when they spent a period away from Bristol? Surely on their return to Bristol the count return to zero? And playing in a part time non league for a season also puts that it doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 As a point of fact, both Bristol City and Bristol Eastville Rovers turned professional in 1897, the year both clubs joined the Southern League. The claim that the are the oldest professional club in Bristol is another lie. Also, City first joined the Football League in 1901 and Rovers joined in 1920. Of course since then Rovers have become non-League and so have only been members of the Football League since 2015. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Also, City first joined the Football League in 1901 and Rovers joined in 1920. Of course since then Rovers have become non-League and so have only been members of the Football League since 2015. So we've been continuous members of The Football League for 114 years and they've been members for about 114 hours. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I've noticed that they are doing a open top tour according to their website of NORTH Bristol. North Bristol...where in North Bristol is this tour going....From Kingwood to Lawrence Hill.....So East Bristol then! What a strange little club they are, they don't even know the area of the city they are touring around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireSection Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I do have to give it to them.. they did catch the hearts and minds of most non league fans.. If only Primark advertised............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireSection Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I've noticed that they are doing a open top tour according to their website of NORTH Bristol. North Bristol...where in North Bristol is this tour going....From Kingwood to Lawrence Hill.....So East Bristol then! What a strange little club they are, they don't even know the area of the city they are touring around. That area is of course home to solely non City fans! Ridiculous, trying to calculate your fanbase by historical geography is great when you're succesful, however the new generation of Bristolian football supporter is more likely to be a Chelsea fan, or a succesful local club.........COUGH, COUGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I've noticed that they are doing a open top tour according to their website of NORTH Bristol. North Bristol...where in North Bristol is this tour going....From Kingwood to Lawrence Hill.....So East Bristol then! What a strange little club they are, they don't even know the area of the city they are touring around. Nowhere NEAR the centre of Bristol then ! Not wanted or needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Let me get this straight the gas are actually having an open top bus victory parade to celebrate winning what ended up as a lottery?, have they no shame whatsoever?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchay Red Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Let me get this straight the gas are actually having an open top bus victory parade to celebrate winning what ended up as a lottery?, have they no shame whatsoever?. Is it a bus? Donkey & cart would be more appropriate. (can't risk a horse!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 With Ancelotti's position under threat at Real Madrid ,Darrell Clarke has distanced himself from the favourites for the job insisting that he wants to continue managing at the highest level possible whilst he still can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Yes! Another thread about Rovers! Just what we need. Just gonna start a thread about their centre back replacing John Terry at Chelsea. So much fun this, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Yes! Another thread about Rovers! Just what we need. Just gonna start a thread about their centre back replacing John Terry at Chelsea. So much fun this, Wouldn't be so bad if it was actually funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Yes! Another thread about Rovers! Just what we need. Just gonna start a thread about their centre back replacing John Terry at Chelsea. So much fun this, Can you come up with an original thread to keep us amused during the season of the living dead ? We're waiting in anticipation for your contribution . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Wouldn't be so bad if it was actually funny. I refer you to my reply to RedDave and present my apologies to everyone . I shan't do it again . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Can you come up with an original thread to keep us amused during the season of the living dead ? We're waiting in anticipation for your contribution . Can you come up with an original thread to keep us amused during the season of the living dead ? We're waiting in anticipation for your contribution . Nothing as amusing as this one I'm afraid. All I've got is: Favourite type of weather Best Bristol postcode If you could murder a forum member and get away with it who would it be Best Bristol City player hairstyle Favourite road in Bristol Have you ever caught/headed a ball at a match from the crowd? You turned up to a game at the round time/day/ground Bristol City football dreams Have you ever wanted City to lose Your second team Stats will get the death of football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I am the mole Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Are they selling season tickets yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Nothing as amusing as this one I'm afraid. All I've got is: Favourite type of weather Best Bristol postcode If you could murder a forum member and get away with it who would it be Best Bristol City player hairstyle Favourite road in Bristol Have you ever caught/headed a ball at a match from the crowd? You turned up to a game at the round time/day/ground Bristol City football dreams Have you ever wanted City to lose Your second team Stats will get the death of football Now that 's more like it ,bags of raw material to work with .The close season will positively fly by ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityloyal473 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I've noticed that they are doing a open top tour according to their website of NORTH Bristol. North Bristol...where in North Bristol is this tour going....From Kingwood to Lawrence Hill.....So East Bristol then! What a strange little club they are, they don't even know the area of the city they are touring around. An open top bus tour for finishing second in the conference? Jesus wept. Talk about desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I see the route is going through Lawrence Hill. Have rovers plenty of Somalian fans then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Yes! Another thread about Rovers! Just what we need. Just gonna start a thread about their centre back replacing John Terry at Chelsea. So much fun this, Cheers for the input Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Congratulations to the Sportsmann Inn pub side (Sponsered by Sainsburys), today is their one week anniversary of being a league club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Being sponsored by your local boozer was amusing for a non league team. Not that they are back in the lofty reaches of the basement, is it a first..? Has any other club been sponsored by their local pub..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Sparti-Bob Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I see the route is going through Lawrence Hill. Have rovers plenty of Somalian fans then?Well, Somalia does seem to be the pirate capital of the modern world so its quite fitting really. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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