Abraham Romanovich Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 Just seen this story from the Bristol Post https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076 Let's be honest who amongst us hasn't tripped and ended with a mortar shell up their 'arris 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 Some of us more than once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Abraham Romanovich said: Just seen this story from the Bristol Post https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076 Let's be honest who amongst us hasn't tripped and ended with a mortar shell up their 'arris Reminds me of a similar story from a nursing friend when instead of a mortar shell it was a bottle of HP “source” (eyes watering yet?). Allegedly, locked out, climbed in through kitchen window, slipped on the drainer and impaired himself. Q1 from Nurse, why were your trousers round your ankles? Q2 why was there a condom on the bottle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeRed Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Abraham Romanovich said: Just seen this story from the Bristol Post https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076 Let's be honest who amongst us hasn't tripped and ended with a mortar shell up their 'arris Referred to as a Weapon of Ass Destruction 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, CodeRed said: Referred to as a Weapon of Ass Destruction I wish I’d thought that up….brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Fox Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 Very saucy"……… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Reminds me of a similar story from a nursing friend when instead of a mortar shell it was a bottle of HP “source” (eyes watering yet?). Allegedly, locked out, climbed in through kitchen window, slipped on the drainer and impaired himself. Q1 from Nurse, why were your trousers round your ankles? Q2 why was there a condom on the bottle? Wasn’t that a Ricky gervais joke ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 It could've been worse. What if he hadn't accidentally spilt that jar of vaseline over it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 41 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Reminds me of a similar story from a nursing friend when instead of a mortar shell it was a bottle of HP “source” (eyes watering yet?). Allegedly, locked out, climbed in through kitchen window, slipped on the drainer and impaired himself. Q1 from Nurse, why were your trousers round your ankles? Q2 why was there a condom on the bottle? Ah, the old Source bottle up the arse, one of the great urban myths of our time. Not a single doctor or nurse who’s worked on casualty doesn’t claim to have seen it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, The Dolman Pragmatist said: Ah, the old Source bottle up the arse, one of the great urban myths of our time. Not a single doctor or nurse who’s worked on casualty doesn’t claim to have seen it! My son, who is now a GP, used to work in A&E in his early days. One day they had a lady in complaining of a violent itch 'downstairs'. Son had a thorough look around and a good rummage and found a small, hard object that seemed to be the source of the problem. Upon though investigation it turned out to be a scrunched up, sticky blue label bearing the word 'Fyffes', the like of which you see on bananas. The lady offered no explanation and expressed surprise at the discovery. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 They do like it up 'em.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 Not saved by the seat of his pants - sounds like he must be a gashead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 (edited) 55 minutes ago, The Bard said: They do like it up 'em.. Well, some clearly DO. :laugh: Sorry, I can't read. Thought it was the old they don't like it up 'em :laugh: Edited December 4, 2021 by AppyDAZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 dont miss next weeks episode, how to disappear a doodlebug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 hours ago, The Dolman Pragmatist said: Ah, the old Source bottle up the arse, one of the great urban myths of our time. Not a single doctor or nurse who’s worked on casualty doesn’t claim to have seen it! Source? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon bristol Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Calculus said: My son, who is now a GP, used to work in A&E in his early days. One day they had a lady in complaining of a violent itch 'downstairs'. Son had a thorough look around and a good rummage and found a small, hard object that seemed to be the source of the problem. Upon though investigation it turned out to be a scrunched up, sticky blue label bearing the word 'Fyffes', the like of which you see on bananas. The lady offered no explanation and expressed surprise at the discovery. Someone i used to know was at cranfield military hospital,,,, one of the less popular recruits ended up having a live hand grenade inserted in him,,, with the pin still in obviously,,,, though there was some hesitation about how to get it out with dislodging the pin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Simon bristol said: Someone i used to know was at cranfield military hospital,,,, one of the less popular recruits ended up having a live hand grenade inserted in him,,, with the pin still in obviously,,,, though there was some hesitation about how to get it out with dislodging the pin. I’m calling BS on that. Quartermasters are really hot on the issue of live grenades. They would know if someone was about to follow one through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 5 hours ago, The Dolman Pragmatist said: Ah, the old Source bottle up the arse, one of the great urban myths of our time. Not a single doctor or nurse who’s worked on casualty doesn’t claim to have seen it! Same as the vibrator version….do you want it removed or a fresh set of batteries! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted December 4, 2021 Report Share Posted December 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Pezo said: Source? I didn’t have me glasses on… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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