Wow…Scott Parker

[Davefevs]

Roy De Alien might’ve been lying

[Major Isewater]

So Parker bluffs his way to a new club, his agent must be amazing. 
 

[W-S-M Seagull]

Bournemouth seem to have a thing about sacking managers that then go on to better things. 

[cidercity1987]

Phew

[Northern Red]

They're in the last 16 of the CL as well.

[Silvio Dante]

Scott Parker managing in Belgium has strong “Steve McClaren gives press conference in Dutch accent” vibes.

He’ll do one in the next month. Bookmark this post.

[Red-Robbo]

A "hoofdcoach" sounds like the sort of job Tony Pulis would take....

[ExiledAjax]

They have lovely alcoves in Bruges. 

[joe jordans teeth]

15 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

So Parker bluffs his way to a new club, his agent must be amazing. 
 

It’s ridiculous when you think about but that’s football 

[BigTone]

3 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

They have lovely alcoves in Bruges. 

And cardigans

[luke_bristol]

He does waffle some nonsense in post match interviews to be fair

[Major Isewater]

33 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

They have lovely alcoves in Bruges. 

The main reason he went there surely, can’t beat a lovely alcove. 

[ExiledAjax]

Just now, Major Isewater said:

The main reason he went there surely, can’t beat a lovely alcove. 

Are you sure this is the right word, alcoves?

[redsquirrel]

1 hour ago, BigTone said:

And cardigans

and manky chocolate

[elhombrecito]

1 hour ago, ExiledAjax said:

Are you sure this is the right word, alcoves?

Nooks and crannies?

[BigTone]

3 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

Nooks and crannies?

I remember that club

[Lrrr]

14 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

Nooks and crannies?

Or Wayne Rooney’s crooks and nannnies

[ExiledAjax]

20 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

Nooks and crannies?

Yes! Perhaps this would be more accurate. Nooks and crannies rather than alcoves. Yes. 

[RedLionLad]

2 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

Scott Parker managing in Belgium has strong “Steve McClaren gives press conference in Dutch accent” vibes.

He’ll do one in the next month. Bookmark this post.

I can’t think of any other manager attempting to fake a foreign accent in a media interview, can you? 
 

 

[Lanterne Rouge]

Just now, RedLionLad said:

I can’t think of any other manager attempting to fake a foreign accent in a media interview, can you? 
 

 

I seem to recall a player trying to do a French one once. Can`t remember his name though. 

[Ronnie Sinclair]

Purveyors of ill-fitting formal attire of questionable style in the Bruges area rub their hands with glee at this appointment 

[The dastardly red]

5 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

Scott Parker managing in Belgium has strong “Steve McClaren gives press conference in Dutch accent” vibes.

He’ll do one in the next month. Bookmark this post.

My god that would be amazing.