greenun Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 as Hedley Lemaar exclaimed in Blazing Saddles, "They're staying in droves!" Anyway, you don't want to upset me. I'm best mates with Mark Tovey and his sense of humour is SO bad, his jokes can kill at fifty paces. So there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 as Hedley Lemaar exclaimed in Blazing Saddles, "They're staying in droves!" Anyway, you don't want to upset me. I'm best mates with Mark Tovey and his sense of humour is SO bad, his jokes can kill at fifty paces. So there! ← Watch he doesn't get pumped full of lead, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 There will certainly be no more wind up posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 There will certainly be no more wind up posts ← Just rankings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Ok so who is changing the rankings and how? Own up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Just rankings ← Are you calling me a ranker?!!! :@ :@ Come on then, i'll have ya :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Ah I see very cunning, a bit like a secret level. Shame I have dropped to reserve team from 1st teamer...................it is going to take a while!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted August 19, 2004 Author Share Posted August 19, 2004 Ah I see very cunning, a bit like a secret level. Shame I have dropped to reserve team from 1st teamer...................it is going to take a while!!!!!! ← You and me both EW! By the way, what's the significance of the red hand in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whitey_03 Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 You and me both EW! By the way, what's the significance of the red hand in your avatar? ← If its what i think it is, then maybe you'd be better off not knowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 If its what i think it is, then maybe you'd be better off not knowing ← That's what i was thinking!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted August 19, 2004 Author Share Posted August 19, 2004 If its what i think it is, then maybe you'd be better off not knowing ← I've got a fair idea too Whitey, but can you share your expertise with the rest of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whitey_03 Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I've got a fair idea too Whitey, but can you share your expertise with the rest of us? ← I would rather not say, as I am not sure the rules on here about this kind of subject, and dont really want to be banned aswell. I am sure executedwolf will enlighten us all though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I was wondering when someone would notice! But lets not make a fuss eh, that type of think is thankfully becomong a thing of the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Are you calling me a ranker?!!! :@ :@ Come on then, i'll have ya :@ ← Oh know, i've awoken the beast If it makes you feel any better, i'm a bigger ranker than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I was wondering when someone would notice! But lets not make a fuss eh, that type of think is thankfully becomong a thing of the past. ← Uh oh!!!!!! You just had to didn't you Willsbridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Sorry for being Protestant. It is nothing more than the red hand of ULSTER. I do not have a problem with any religion, would you question a star of david? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Come on then I am waiting................Lets have it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I don't see what the significance of the Red Hand of Ulster has to Protestantism? I can understand and fully support the Orange order, but the red hand is like a flag to a bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Sorry wills can't see the NI flag being a red rag to a bull. The red hand sybolises a folk sory of two giants racing to NI the Giant O'reilly cut off his hand and threw it toward land to win the race to the country. Harmless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Ah, I get it confused with the Red hand organisation of Wiemar Germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkyone Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Red Hand Gang I remember another story of being down the swimming pool( or was it Ashton park) and some kid asking if I wanted to join the Red Hand Ggang. Before I had a chance to reply I was slapped so hard on the back I had a stinging glowing outline of a red hand on me back. Oh the memories of childhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I have changed my Avatar as not to cause offence it still has the Red hand and now qwe have the addition of the crown and the cross of St George. Any problems can be addressed to the Queen herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Sorry wills can't see the NI flag being a red rag to a bull. The red hand sybolises a folk sory of two giants racing to NI the Giant O'reilly cut off his hand and threw it toward land to win the race to the country. Harmless. ← or maybe Handless! I'll get my coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 or maybe Handless! I'll get my coat! ← Close to armless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I'm glad you've been here to give us a hand EW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Wills, Redraw and Neo I have left your coats with the doorman please collect them on your way out......thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Let me shake you hand on the way out........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Let me shake you hand on the way out........... ← That's it ...... We need a 'pun section' on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Are you offering the admin staff a hand in making it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Are you offering the admin staff a hand in making it? ← What a claptastic idea ....... we should 'finger' this one out a bit better and put it to them? Hand in glove ..... so to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tompo Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Are you offering the admin staff a hand in making it? ← I can see the fickle finger of fate pointing your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 That's it ...... We need a 'pun section' on this forum? ← I wouldn't bother, they'll just palm you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I'd say some of you have been caught red handed making silly puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nickD Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Gotta hand it to you guys, you've made me do this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 So do you want me to give you a HAND or not it really is no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 It really is handy having a fast reply button! Anyone know if the reserves are at Clevedon tonight, I've never been to the Hand stadium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 It really is handy having a fast reply button! Anyone know if the reserves are at Clevedon tonight, I've never been to the Hand stadium! ← Nah, the reserves have been handed a night off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Stop palming us off with these hand related issues or i'll give you all the finger. There must be better things to do. I'm going to thumb through the local paper and see whats going on away from here. Damn, I got print on my fingers. Ki nail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man In Black Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 It's always the usual culprits' 'handy' work that leads to bad puns on this forum... 'Hand' the joke goes on and on and on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red as fcuk Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I think you lot should knuckle down to some serious posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 I think you lot should knuckle down to some serious posting. ← Why have we all gone 'Digit al' ?? Mind you it gets the 'Thumbs' up from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Rumour is the admin are going to start giving backhander to encourage people to post properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Rumour is the admin are going to start giving backhander to encourage people to post properly! ← We should act 'POLYSYNDACTYLY' and stick together ..... finger like??? >you would find the definition for POLY-SYN-DACTYL to be "Many-Together-Fingers or Toes", describing a condition in which there are more than five fingers or toes on a hand or foot (polydactyly), and they are connected by a web of skin (syndactyly). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Can I join in...? You lot better watch out or you will be given the elbow by the Mods. ( or doesn't that count as it is too far up the arm? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 Can I join in...? You lot better watch out or you will be given the elbow by the Mods. ( or doesn't that count as it is too far up the arm? ) ← I always was more of a rocker than a mod but hey life's a beach and Brighton was our downfall. I don't like to point any fingers though. And a big thumbs up to you RedM They wouldn't have a leg to stand on...... could be a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand was doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 We should act 'POLYSYNDACTYLY' and stick together ..... finger like??? >you would find the definition for POLY-SYN-DACTYL to be "Many-Together-Fingers or Toes", describing a condition in which there are more than five fingers or toes on a hand or foot (polydactyly), and they are connected by a web of skin (syndactyly). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ← Not happy with this. You seem to be suggesting we should take our lead from the pride of Swindon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 I think I'll hand this thread over to someone else now........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tompo Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Too many happy clappys on this forearm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 We should act 'POLYSYNDACTYLY' and stick together ..... finger like??? >you would find the definition for POLY-SYN-DACTYL to be "Many-Together-Fingers or Toes", describing a condition in which there are more than five fingers or toes on a hand or foot (polydactyly), and they are connected by a web of skin (syndactyly). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 I have to hand it to you, if you had to choose a thread which handled the issues, while pointing the finger where necessary, all the while knuckling down and hitting the nail........... Is it time for my syrup nurse? (Not that type of syrup Neo, you'll have to try grass seed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Is it time for my syrup nurse? (Not that type of syrup Neo, you'll have to try grass seed) ← I'm embarrased. I had to read that comment twice before I was on your wave-length If it wasn't funny, i'd be pulling my hair out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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