A dream about this Saturday

[The dastardly red]

I just woke from an afternoon nap. I had the strangest dream, I was training on the till at co-op, my colleague beckoned for assistance in the chiller isle, she was in a dispute with this old geezer accusing him of stealing. He kept saying that she was being preposterous and that he was Robbored from the web, he said she should 'check herself or check out'. She reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a carton of Covent Garden mushroom soup. As security escorted him off the premises he yelled 'City 3 Plymouth 1' 

I will be placing a bet this weekend.

[Davefevs]

Time to take a break from OTIB….and cheese before a nap.

[Sleepy1968]

@The dastardly red Had Too Much to Dream (This Afternoon)

[Oh Louie louie]

Covent garden mushroom soup! This sounds like the sort of dream I had after Ashton court mushroom tea! I think 3, 1 is a good shout tbf

[Superjack]

This is disgraceful imaginary behaviour from Robbored. 

I think he should imaginarily apologise.

[Super]

Deeply disturbing dreaming about Robbored.

[archie andrews]

4 hours ago, Super said:

Deeply disturbing dreaming about Robbored.

 

Edited Thursday at 21:26 by archie andrews

[alexukhc]

Wet dream…

[The dastardly red]

52 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Wet dream…

I beg your pardon

[alexukhc]

9 hours ago, The dastardly red said:

I beg your pardon

Hope you changed your bed

[42nite]

In court the Judge said....

I won't believe this happened untill I see it on the main site!

 

[Bazooka Joe]

The time to really worry is when you start seeing Irene in your dreams.

[highlandcityfan]

Thanks Dastardly, properly made I laugh!

[The dastardly red]

8 hours ago, alexukhc said:

Hope you changed your bed

Maybe you should change YOUR bed. 

[1team]

Rubbish, wasn't on the official site!

[TedsHeadIs Red]

Strange.

In my afternoon nap yesterday I dreamt I was in the furniture department of John Lewis. A sales assistant was arguing with a Chinese man who was saying he had had a successful day of betting on the horses and was now going to quit while he was ahead. But he was very tired and wanted to lay down on one of the empty sofas on display.

As security escorted him off the premises he yelled “settee free, enough won!” 
It’s a sign I’m telling you. 

[alexukhc]

4 hours ago, 1team said:

Rubbish, wasn't on the official site!

Maybe he came across it

[maxjak]

On 28/11/2024 at 15:54, The dastardly red said:

I just woke from an afternoon nap. I had the strangest dream, I was training on the till at co-op, my colleague beckoned for assistance in the chiller isle, she was in a dispute with this old geezer accusing him of stealing. He kept saying that she was being preposterous and that he was Robbored from the web, he said she should 'check herself or check out'. She reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a carton of Covent Garden mushroom soup. As security escorted him off the premises he yelled 'City 3 Plymouth 1' 

I will be placing a bet this weekend.

Anyone who encounters Robbored in their dreams should either access immediate psychiatric assistance or contact The Samaritans?   "No offence intended"

Edited Saturday at 20:28 by maxjak