greenun Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 A bit like misheard lyrics, I thought why not try something similar, i.e: Put Goodfellow on the left-hand-side (Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth) or Brown Bros on the wing, tr la la la la (Brown Girl in the Ring - Boney M) Any more...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Didn't that old Edison Lighthouse classic start: Lee looks kinda funny He's got a bulging tummy His shorts go way down past his knees But no goals flow Where Lee Matthews goes And nobody knows Like Lee....... BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Didn't that old Edison Lighthouse classic start: Lee looks kinda funny He's got a bulging tummy His shorts go way down past his knees But no goals flow Where Lee Matthews goes And nobody knows Like Lee....... BTR FTG BTR, you're a legend for covering the first number one of the 1970's! OO err, I'm coming over all nostalgic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave L Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 While we're in the 70's, there was that old Simon and Garfunkel classic 'The Boxer' I am just Lee Matthews Though my story's seldom told. I have squandered all my wages On a pocket full of meat pies And some chocolates All lies and jest Still A man eats what he wants to eat And regurgitates the rest. Now I left my home on Wearside when I was no more than a boy In the company of Peacock in the boozers down in Portishead, drinking hard. Laying low, seeking out the greasy chip shops where the lardy people go Looking for a meat pie and a pizza to go. Asking only premiership wages I come looking for some goals, but I cannot get none Just a come on from the whores of the Memorial. I do declare, there were times I was so useless that I took some comfort there lalala. etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Nostalgic... In which case you should recall James Taylor warbling... I've seen Bo the midget Dane I've seen Summerbell who's career was at and end And Ray Atteveld who couldn't find a friend Christ I hope I never see Pulis again....... BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Lee M's song based on a Beatles classic Premiership wages, wages, wages (guitar lick) Dear Steve or Dan have you seen my bunce? I get it cos I was premiership once it's not based on goals or the times I'm here it's a straight two grand for a full 3 years It's Premiership wages, premiership wages. Just the one verse I'm afraid as I still have work to do, and a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcityup Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Madworld...(COPYRIGHT BRISTOLCITYUP) "all around me are familiar faces, worn out players, worn out playerssss Hello Danny tell us whats your tactics, 5 in defence, 5 in defenceeee AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD TINMAN IS THE GREATEST AND THE BEST WE'VE EVER HAD Went to Notts and he was very nervous, no-one knew him, no-one knew hiiim scored a header in the dying seconds, then we knew him, then we knew hiiim AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD, GOODELLOW IS OUR HERO AND THE BEST WE'VE EVER HAD. Hello Gasheads tell us whats the lesson, keep lee mathews, keep lee mathewsss Poor Ray Graydon's signed a real donkey, keep Leee Mathews, keep Lee Mathewss AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD, THE ONE TEAM LEFT IN BRISTOL IS THE BEST WE'VE EVER HAD, AND DREAMS IN WHICH I'm DYING ARE THE BEST IVE EVER HADDDDDDDD!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Well if it's moderns you want didn't Michael Stipe sing: What's the frequency Carey, Jeez, your passing's obscene uh huh You are brain dead, knocked it out, dumb, not up to speed I think you're lucky to be in this team Tunnel vision from what I've seen I never understood the frequency uh huh Your selection's a big mystery uh huh I've studied the Rothmans, videos, tv, matchday magazines Dan said, "Knock it forward's not the same as give it away" Vision like a buffoon, truth that's the truth The distribution of an immature youth You've worn the third shirt of violent green I never understood the frequency uh huh (gave the ball way)..... BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Funny that, all these City songs & Tom Yorke's just come on my ipod signing that Rovers song of his: A blue drastic football fan From a ###te North Bristolian Clan The worst on earth He follows the Graydon man And his team of footballing plants Just to get rid of his dole And it wears him out, it wears him out And it wears him out, it wears him out Like Ray he's a broken man A cracked full of bullsh## fan Who's team crumbles with Burns Gray'd like to do surgery On the team but, to late, he's... Gravity always wins From the League they're out, the League they're out From the League they're out, the League they're out BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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