Percy Parrot Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 "You can stick your toxic ships, stick your toxic ships, stick your toxic ships..." it's there where I get stuck. Answers on a postcard!?! Must be sung on Saturday- sure we can think of some others between now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Surely the song to sing would a reworded version of "In the Liverpool slums". (If you're into that sort of thing that is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thePOOLSBAR Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 "You can stick your toxic ships, stick your toxic ships, stick your toxic ships..." it's there where I get stuck. Answers on a postcard!?! Must be sung on Saturday- sure we can think of some others between now and then. Don't really want to spoil your fun but no-one will bat an eyelid with regards to the so-called 'toxic ships' , the whole thing was blown out of all proportion by a few hippy environmentalists and the press , the ships are docked closer to Smoggsville (Mboro) than Hartlepool anyway and actually pose little threat to anyone. The re-worded 'In your Liverpool slums' will also be way off the mark as Hartlepool has undergone a massive regeneration project over the last 15 years with the almost total removal of the docks area inplace of a rather upmarket Marina with all of its executive housing , restaraunts , bars and cafes , watersports and so on , it does still have it's poorer areas like most places but it is unlikely that any of you will come across them this weekend , I'm afraid. Even our formerly embarrasing story of the Monkey Hanging Legend has become something of a gimmick in the way of tourist attraction , indeed even the clubs mascot , if you didn't already know, is an 8ft simian by the name of H'Angus the Monkey. Try singing something like 'we hate Geordies' or something because we REALLY do hate being classed as our barefooted friends from 40 miles to the north ! :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesco Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Monkey Killers or is it French Killers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted January 21, 2004 Admin Share Posted January 21, 2004 IF we're winning you could always use the tried and tested "are you Darlo in disguise?" chant, sure to go down a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhatWill Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Nice and simple, "you dirty Northern b(a)stards". Short, sweet and bound to get on their t1ts! Or... Go down pub drink 10 pints go home and beat your wife dirty northern b(a)stards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 The re-worded 'In your Liverpool slums' will also be way off the mark as Hartlepool has undergone a massive regeneration project over the last 15 years with the almost total removal of the docks area inplace of a rather upmarket Marina with all of its executive housing , restaraunts , bars and cafes , watersports and so on Since when have we let facts stand in the way of an amusing chant..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Parrot Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 Don't really want to spoil your fun but no-one will bat an eyelid with regards to the so-called 'toxic ships' , the whole thing was blown out of all proportion by a few hippy environmentalists and the press , the ships are docked closer to Smoggsville (Mboro) than Hartlepool anyway and actually pose little threat to anyone. The re-worded 'In your Liverpool slums' will also be way off the mark as Hartlepool has undergone a massive regeneration project over the last 15 years with the almost total removal of the docks area inplace of a rather upmarket Marina with all of its executive housing , restaraunts , bars and cafes , watersports and so on , it does still have it's poorer areas like most places but it is unlikely that any of you will come across them this weekend , I'm afraid. Even our formerly embarrasing story of the Monkey Hanging Legend has become something of a gimmick in the way of tourist attraction , indeed even the clubs mascot , if you didn't already know, is an 8ft simian by the name of H'Angus the Monkey. Try singing something like 'we hate Geordies' or something because we REALLY do hate being classed as our barefooted friends from 40 miles to the north ! :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: we'll do it anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Boy Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 A resounding chorus of "Who Hung The Monkey" normally has the desired effect on the native population!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Since when have we let facts stand in the way of an amusing chant..... Time to find an amusing chant then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thePOOLSBAR Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 IF we're winning you could always use the tried and tested "are you Darlo in disguise?" chant, sure to go down a treat. This is the one that's sure to upset us , the Northern B*stards one is quite good but knowing the mentality of 'some' of our lot they'd probably think that it was a compliment ! :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ciderhead Reynolds Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 I have literally soiled my pants due to your unrivalled wittiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Parrot Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 I have literally soiled my pants due to your unrivalled wittiness. remind me never to sit next to you at a game then if you soil yourself that easily! Now, go change your underwear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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