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The Real Reason Why City Plan To Cut The Academy


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Workmen in Russia have uncovered a top secret lab which aimed to create a race of mutant ape humans.

The research in 1920 did not succeed (Although it's warped results can be found in Whorefield every other Saturday) but using modern methods the City hierarchy are confident that City can breed this new race, and create quick, strong man beasts at a fraction of the cost to developed a human footballer.

Three cheers for this forward thinking initiative

PS

WDP, if you're going to run this story, can I have credit for it, thanks.

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Don't worry, the WDP won't be thinking about running this story. According to them, Swindon Town are the master race quickly followed by Cheltenham Town and Yeovil. Any efforts by the City to create such a breed will be poo pooed vehemently by Chris Spitoon and his incontinent colleagues.

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