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My comments have ben posted on their inbred forum

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It says -

"11 turkeys were slaughtered this evening in Middlesbrough as a result of an outbreak of bird-flu that affected a travelling circus from Bristol. Circus midget Gary Johnson squealed "I'm gutted - fings is going darn the karzi big-time for us now."

A government vet confirmed that the deadly BCFC-82 strain of the virus had been detected but added that the animals concerned were actually robins that had been trained to perform like turkeys.

The remainder of the circus livestock will be GASsed next Wednesday. "

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It says -

"11 turkeys were slaughtered this evening in Middlesbrough as a result of an outbreak of bird-flu that affected a travelling circus from Bristol. Circus midget Gary Johnson squealed "I'm gutted - fings is going darn the karzi big-time for us now."

A government vet confirmed that the deadly BCFC-82 strain of the virus had been detected but added that the animals concerned were actually robins that had been trained to perform like turkeys.

The remainder of the circus livestock will be GASsed next Wednesday. "

don't worry about them, I'm sure some of our fans will be happy to help with any necessary incineration at their ground once we've played there.

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O i get it, a link between bird flu and robins, How Clever of them.

For a GAS head

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What were you doing in the Bristol Rovers forum??!!!

Guest DrFaustus
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Filthy interbred Pirates, one and all.

Guest Red Wardy
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It says -

"11 turkeys were slaughtered this evening in Middlesbrough as a result of an outbreak of bird-flu that affected a travelling circus from Bristol. Circus midget Gary Johnson squealed "I'm gutted - fings is going darn the karzi big-time for us now."

A government vet confirmed that the deadly BCFC-82 strain of the virus had been detected but added that the animals concerned were actually robins that had been trained to perform like turkeys.

The remainder of the circus livestock will be GASsed next Wednesday. "

Those silly Old Sags. I almost feel sorry for them. They get a run in the tinpot cup, only to meet their destroyers in the Area Final. You can sense their excitement at actually getting a game against their mighty neighbours. Let's face it, a league tie is looking like decades, rather than years away.

Silly Old Sags on the decline (more away days at Accrington Stanley and Boston, and I can't wait for the stadium plans to - inevitably - fall through).

Mighty Bristol City in the ascendency (Promotion this season).

Guest DrFaustus
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And proud of no doubt Dr. How have you been lately as a supporter of the team from the other side of the tracks?

Proud to be a Pikey of course! The Dark Side are still on our 5 year plan to be in the Championship mate, as announced by Mr Dunford in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2005, 2005...you get the point? We're still shockingly inefficient and wasteful, but at least we're playing football now rather than trying to eliminate the pigeon population of BS7 :)

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It says -

"11 turkeys were slaughtered this evening in Middlesbrough as a result of an outbreak of bird-flu that affected a travelling circus from Bristol. Circus midget Gary Johnson squealed "I'm gutted - fings is going darn the karzi big-time for us now."

A government vet confirmed that the deadly BCFC-82 strain of the virus had been detected but added that the animals concerned were actually robins that had been trained to perform like turkeys.

The remainder of the circus livestock will be GASsed next Wednesday. "

I thought the game was tuesday. :/

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I thought the game was tuesday. :/

Wednesday (21st) for the home leg.....unless you have a fake ticket that say's Tuesday :crying:

Tuesday (27th) for the away leg.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Cant be so.

I havent even seen my ticket yet. ;)

Now have to change plans as I thought it was Tuesday so arranged to go out Wednesday night. Shows how much it meens to us hey.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Cant be so.

I havent even seen my ticket yet. ;)

Now have to change plans as I thought it was Tuesday so arranged to go out Wednesday night. Shows how much it meens to us hey.

I'm sure if you phone BCFC they'll change it just for you :worship2:

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Filthy interbred Pirates, one and all.

We know, and we're apparantly obsessed by you lot. The licence is definitely cheaper over there mate. better quallity catches too.

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Proud to be a Pikey of course! The Dark Side are still on our 5 year plan to be in the Championship mate, as announced by Mr Dunford in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2005, 2005...you get the point? We're still shockingly inefficient and wasteful, but at least we're playing football now rather than trying to eliminate the pigeon population of BS7 :)

And a fine ambition. I think Dunceford and Lansdown are related, same shyte, different club mate......... :whistle2: :whistle2:

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It says -

"11 turkeys were slaughtered this evening in Middlesbrough as a result of an outbreak of bird-flu that affected a travelling circus from Bristol. Circus midget Gary Johnson squealed "I'm gutted - fings is going darn the karzi big-time for us now."

A government vet confirmed that the deadly BCFC-82 strain of the virus had been detected but added that the animals concerned were actually robins that had been trained to perform like turkeys.

The remainder of the circus livestock will be GASsed next Wednesday. "

:laugh: Actually it made me laugh, very witty. Just give em back a bit of the same, wit rather than abuse. How do you think they like the Monkeyheads or Phillips in nappies, its called banter. They are sh*****g themselves at the thought of us beating them! :city:

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