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Before any of you regular match reporters decide to post your excellent match reports can you wait for a while so Arn can drag himself off the pavement and walk back to his house with the morning paper and type up his report from the "all day on the piss" perspective.

This surely will be the must read report for everyone, completely unbiased ways of looking at the world through beer drinking, the highs and lows of the day, the banter, the extreme highs when City grab themselves a corner, the lows as he misses the urinal from half a yard and it dribbles down his leg.

Step up Arn, bring forward the big session match review, because I can't see how reading a sober mans view of the game is going to inspire any of us.

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I think we may be waiting some time, hes probably in a drunken heap somewhere right now.

Hey you, that was rude. Where do you want me to start.

The whole day was tremendous apart from the football. The day started around 8 30am, with our bus loaded with around 48 cans of thorn.

Met Tin in a boozer around 11 30am then off to the impressive St Mary, s stadium. St Marys itselve it a total s@ithole, tbh.

Our personal hostess :whistle2: was lush and she benifited to the sum of £80 tip from our lot when we left.

The view was tremendous, especially the highlight of the day , the 3 minute fight in the away end :disapointed2se:

Southampton fans around us were sound, and i now know every single word of "OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" :surrender:

We all shook hands after and enjoyed a few more bevies together. Even better they speak like us :innocent06:

Thankyou to all in hospitality. They were tremendous set people, who looked afte us really well, although on leaving, when one remarked "can we play you every week" had a rather stern reply :disapointed2se:

Our short journey back took us up to Clifton village, and the sound of "WERE BRISTOL CITY, WERE TOP OF THE LEAGUE" was ringing out even though we were defeated.

A taxi home at around 11pm, seen the end of ald Arn, and Mrs Arn was apperantly very pleased with the amount of snoring to be had.

So theres yer report.

I hope you enjoy...Arn

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