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Yeah, and my graphing skills got stuck when i only created a graph for 4 divisions.

Only one team in Bristol (& England) has failed to qualify for the 1st round of the league cup, whilst a league team.

And only one team in Bristol has sold a striker they rated at over £10m for £300k

Only one Bristol team has spent more time in the top two divisions than the bottom two.

Only one Bristol team has ever played in the top flight (twice). Only one Bristol team has ever played in an FA cup final. Only one Bristol team has ever played in a League Cup semi. Only one Bristol team has ever been relegated out of the Football League. I think only one team in Bristol has ever paid more than £1 million for a player (several of them). That's why there is only OTIB. Any more to add to this list.

Only one team in Bristol played their home games in Bath !

Exactly! I've realised that what I meant by the 'seven goals' stat is that their highest league win is 7-0 versus Brighton (ironically!) which is seen as being better than their 2-8 win at Brighton....seven goal deficit being better than six.... But dear old Joe Payne's annihilation of them in their 12-0 defeat by Luton trumps everything!

But they have conceded more than 9!

Surely that should be "he's Digging a pit to (W)horfield"

Thought it was supposed to be heaven not hell!

I'd love to fly a drone over the Minimal on a match day playing "mind the gap" on a loop - the meltdown would be apocalyptic.

They get that song wrong every single time.....The gift just keeps on giving on and on and on!

Hope you've got enough oxygen up there on the moral high ground.

Only one team in Bristol has sold a striker for (potentially) £15m Only one team in Bristol has won 14 consecutive league games - a jointly held record Only one team in Bristol has won 99 points in a single season Only one team in Bristol has ever had a home attendance over 40k Only one team in Bristol has ever scored more than seven goals in a league game Only one team in Bristol has a record 'transfer fee paid' that is almost TEN TIMES higher than the record 'transfer fee paid' by its rival

Ha ha ....... or below the bottom two.

Old crusted canvas and art nouveau sprinklers.

Has anyone managed to graph the gap over the years? I did have a go, but got stuck when they changed the number of teams in each division and my excel skills aint that great. Then we could make a monument of the graph

Longer than the broom and that`s become a club legend so why not? We could just play the London Underground announcement on a loop during stoppages in play to keep everyone interested.

Anyone know how much longer the Gap has to exist, before we can have it declared a Monument and legally protected?

Got to love them.

At least another 500 days to add to the 6000+ days gap

If it was a woman she would be on the un dateables

Well obviously because it's total bollocks but it keeps the brain dead zombies happy for another 3 weeks. Expect the YouTube video proclaiming there rise will be uploaded any minute.

a strong bit of wind would probably start the job (unless they have tightened the guy ropes)

***** sake, I didn't realise they had made it illegal now. I was really looking forward to taking out one of those long nose ******* as well. Are we still allowed to **** off dogs?