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They have created a web site already .... http://stadiumforbath.com/

Just been sent this and didn’t know what to do with it, so I’ll leave it here.

Despite admitting he will be trying to offload some players in January, Clarke could not fault his squad for their attitude following another defeat last time out. "The lads are fantastic," he beamed. "They're a great group to work for. I can't fault them for it, even the Blackburn management team came into the office and said "We've watched the match back on video and your lads gave absolutely everything but don't you think it's about time you headed back home? I mean we've hung around and watched the entire 'kin game, not just the highlights, yet you're still here. We're waiting to lock up the ground ffs."

"oh yes and the police are waiting outside so perhaps before you load the kit basket on to your coach you can give us all of our silverware, cutlery, toilet paper, soap, tea cups, corner flags, training cones, footballs, hi vis jackets and the groundsman's dog back please".

.... but it's not that long ago that the family bought him a cowboy outfit for Christmas.

Once a squatter...

Chelsea season ticket , new watch. Soon goes...

No Sainsburys list then? Funny that.

He’s worth a punt even if he’s not good enough. Can you imagine the scenes if we took him as well...!!

If he's saying 'total spend', the bloke's obviously talking utter bollocks then GC. No change there then! Looks that way. Good innit?

Is there a poundland on Oxford St then?

Corrected

Wally was told by his brother that he can't send the film off until all 36 have been taken. He wants to make sure that when Truprint develop the pictures is isn't paying for a half used film.

I was thinking this. How difficult would it be to take a couple of photographs? they're supposed to be a Professional Football Club. The only explanation I can think of is that the players without photos have asked not to be identified on the Internet as Rovers players.

But Wally`s going to have a word with his brother and has no doubt that his request for further essential funds will be granted. He needs a bit more pocket money to do his Christmas shopping down Oxford Street.

We gave them £300K for Matty though so maybe it's a net spend of £135K. We've spent loads but have a very low net spend taking into account monies received. We might even be in profit on transfers for all I know. What I do know is they are absolutely shite, want 4 Championship players, a cat 2 training academy and a new stadium even though they haven't got a farthing to scratch their arses with. There's a slight flaw in their plan TBH.

No fan of that Jordanian bullshitter but Clarke must think gas fans are even more stupid than we do. He said he had only spent "£135k in total since 2014" but Nichols from Peterborough (who they signed to replace Taylor this summer) was rumoured to have cost £250k alone and I doubt the Oxford player Sercombe was much less than £150k. Of course when you have lost 9 of your last 10 you will say any old bollocks in excuses, eh?

gashead txt's 20p saying they need a striker, two wingers and a defender in January all with Championship experience. Have they suddenly found £5m down the back of the sofa ?

Feel sorry for DC, he’s obviously had enough based on that interview. It would appear that the club is totally ****** though, which is hilarious after the comments made when the Al Qadi’s took over. Higgs must be pissing himself.

Sorry breaking news Poundland does not fall within their budget, they have opted for another skip search in the hope that they can find another Swampy Sinclair.

Sorry, only available in packs of 20 now

New road sign erected in Whorefield.

I was listening to the radio this morning and on came a song by The Clash, Rock The Casbah. For some reason this reminds me of the Sags and their fake sheikh. Later whilst taking a dump, triggering thoughts of the Memorial Stadium, UWE plans and Hani's extreme dislike of football I had one of those inspiring moments and a chant came into my head which fitted with Rock The Casbah.... As soon as Steve Hamer told the tinpot tale The Gasheads turned on Waeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Haniiiiiiii don't like it, **** the Gasbah **** the Gasbah Haniiiiiiiii don't like it (He really really hates it) **** the Gasbah **** the Gasbah

Dopey under pressure,you buy 1

He doesn't say net spend though, does he? He says "in total". Feeling under pressure, Darrell?

So where’s the 12 million they’ve spent?

Its obvious that dopey and the white plastic chairman don't communicate as he said only last week that January is not a good time for buying has beens or tramps so when he gets his poundland Christmas list out I think he's going to be disappointed. Oh well never mind.

They will end up with a couple of loans. Bodin will leave. Clarke will still be bumming the supporters. Then they will get relegated. Tick tock

Well, if you use that definition of strengthened then their forward line will undoubtedly be when Bodin ***** off to Oxford or somewhere for about ten quid in January.

Just a small point, but to be born in 1967 the loving would have had to be done in the Spring.

Dopey has 3 lists: Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland. He gives all 3 to the board and they choose off those. Expect to see poundland employees on the pitch from Jan in new cost cutting measure. You heard it here first.

This is classic Dopey speak in tonight's post. However Rovers did release five players at the end of the previous campaign and then strengthened with eight new first team signings. Let's hope that January brings even more 'strengthening' from Mr Clarke.

Not much on that web site.. Says at the end of that design section that submitting planning permission is imminent. But there are no drawings or renderings being shown so its just all text.. I smell gas.

Not too concerned looking at Doncaster's last few results:

Same thing.

Based on the value we calculated earlier I say offer £690 again but in Bodin's case we'll throw in a new gazebo...

You really think we don’t know exactly how much to offer to get him..? We get all the insider info on their players details, remember..!

given the total intelligence factor of the entire outfit(not appropriate to call them club) id wager that 97% of their admin would accept them.

You misheard mate. What they actually said was they can attract pubic lice.

Not sure I saw the article about the Hamer interview initially: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42110933 I particularly love this quote which I'd not heard from it: "Everybody is frustrated. It's a bit like taking over a building that's been derelict for a long time," Hamer said.

Even Bristol Rugby are taking the p!55 now (as seen at Ashton Gate)

Bodin can't be worth much as i believe he will soon be out of contract and go for nothing. In reality, they would be forced to accept any reasonable bids. Don't think he's anywhere good enough for us though TBH.

and then loaning him to another League 1 side!

Well I was 24 in 1967 and I don't think I was getting my share of The Summer of Love! Come to think of it - not much has changed.

Finally one of them has admitted it

Bless them, praising the idea of STH getting a discount in the club shop..! Someone needs to tell them that we get our Thatchers Gold reduced to £3.40 a pint as well. And not just once, but every time we go to the bar! Darn those modern, 21st century ‘teds..!

...and in the end I expect they’ll probably get someone else’s photos back by mistake and will have to use a picture of someone’s gran sunbathing in Tenerife for one of their Sunday League cloggers.

The Memorial Bowl ? Soon to be renamed The Begging Bowl.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/kenan-dunnwald-turan/profil/spieler/238564 Judging by the 23k valuation and MT's transfer I suggest we offer £690...