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Chris_Brown

Strange Injuries

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As if Louis Carey dropping a barbeque on his foot wasn't strange enough, check out Marco Asensio's injury ruling him out of tonight's game...

 

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To make it even more bizarre, apparently the pimple was caused by shaving his legs.

Any other strange injuries?

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He probably had an ingrowing hair, and can I just say ingrowing hairs hurt like hell. . . . 

But ive always been able to pull my socks up! Modern footballers hey?

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David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something.

Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. 

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Richard Wright dislocated his shoulder after falling out his loft when getting suitcases down for his holiday.

Think there was a goalkeeper who got forced into retirement after damaging a tendon folding his ironing board or something.

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4 minutes ago, Dollymarie said:

David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something.

Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. 

Chekhov from the new Star Trek movies died the same way - run over by his own car with no one else involved

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2 minutes ago, Offside said:

I'm sure I remember one player (Rio Ferdinand?) injuring his leg by resting it on a coffee table when he was sitting down.

Yep, that was Rio too! Apparently he he shouldn't have sat in the same position for so long 

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17 minutes ago, Dollymarie said:

David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something.

Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. 

The full story is far more entertaining than that.

Mr Harvey had overdosed on Jacket Potatoes- I believe he had three for lunch.

Feeling sick on the drive home, he opened the car door to relieve himself of said potatoes,fell out and his car ran over him.

Not making this up.

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Said Pasties not Potatoes!
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30 minutes ago, Chris_Brown said:

As if Louis Carey dropping a barbeque on his foot wasn't strange enough, check out Marco Asensio's injury ruling him out of tonight's game...

 

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To make it even more bizarre, apparently the pimple was caused by shaving his legs.

Any other strange injuries?

Oh, that's what happened to Charlie George...

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5 minutes ago, tommy32 said:

Didn't Louis Carey drop a BBQ on his foot?! 

See post number one ;) 

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27 minutes ago, KevP said:

Lee Peacock and the bar stool scenario...???

Or the night in the ditch...oh I mean "mystery stomach illness"

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Santiago Canizares the Spanish keeper missed out on playing at the 2002 World Cup after he dropped a bottle of aftershave in the bathroom of the team hotel and severed a tendon in his foot. 

Do believe he was replaced by a young keeper called Iker Cassilas. Wonder what happened to him?

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4 hours ago, JamesBCFC said:

Richard Wright dislocated his shoulder after falling out his loft when getting suitcases down for his holiday.

Think there was a goalkeeper who got forced into retirement after damaging a tendon folding his ironing board or something.

Brian Crofts, of Rovers, and a blonde perm, burned himself ironing his shirt, whilst wearing it.....ouch :P

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Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed 

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4 hours ago, Dollymarie said:

David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something.

Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. 

I'm not a footballer - obviously - but my eldest son once wrote off a car on our driveway at 9 years old. It may have been my fault.

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2 hours ago, taxidriver999 said:

No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog.

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A friend of mine who played cricket for the university first XI tore a hamstring stretching to move a donner kebab closer with his foot whilst in bed following a night. A finely tuned athlete was that fella

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9 hours ago, taxidriver999 said:

No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog.

Dopey injuring his wrist while wanking a dog?

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23 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Brian Crofts, of Rovers, and a blonde perm, burned himself ironing his shirt, whilst wearing it.....ouch :P

Has Dopey Darrell burned himself with the iron, when his phone has rang, yet..?

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23 hours ago, Red_Nine said:

Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed 

Are you really tall, or should you have never been employed as a teacher..?! 

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23 hours ago, Red_Nine said:

Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed 

 Used to be cool when you could do that one handed at 18, looks smarmy/creepy at 40+.  

Can someone send me the rule book for old blokes?   Ta

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17 hours ago, RumRed said:

 Used to be cool when you could do that one handed at 18, looks smarmy/creepy at 40+.  

Can someone send me the rule book for old blokes?   Ta

You're saying Mr. Ashton could do this with ease?  :laugh:

 

Edit: How about using the old "sod this" method and just rip it

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1 hour ago, AppyDAZE said:

You're saying Mr. Ashton could do this with ease?  :laugh:

 

Edit: How about using the old "sod this" method and just rip it

The joy that ensued when you discovered your conquest of the evening was sporting a front loader.

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11 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

The joy that ensued when you discovered your conquest of the evening was sporting a front loader.

Amply loaded

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