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.....seems reasonable....any thoughts @Owl Visiting ??!

I stand corrected

I think gc is one very savvy chap. Think he has us gas heads well sussed , good luck to him. FTG Of course he got you sussed . You’re a bunch of ******* gullible morons

Imagine he took over . All he would have to say was the word shithead . And they would all be walking around with little stonkers on

This is Hillsborough, right? It's just that The Memorial Ground and Hillsborough are almost identical and I often struggle to tell them apart.

Can you match these training facilities? ......

Very true. You’d expect Sheffield Wednesday to have “Championship ready” sprinklers also.

“Us and Spurs” ????. Typical gas logic in action. Forgetting the fact that Spurs have spent about a billion on their stadium whereas the fewers traded in Nectar points at Homebase to buy a few plastic garden chairs and some Championship Ready horse shit to spread outside their grotto. The fact that nobody else decided to spend anything did indeed put them only one place and a “short head” billion pounds behind Spurs.....

MORNINGTON CRESCENT. That's a wrap folks!

Good News! EFL have appointed Dianne Abbott as their head of ffp compliance.

Do you have orthopaedic shoes?

Two faced cockwomble that he is, wasn't bigging up his love for the Sags when they played QPR recently in the Carabao Cup.... Edit: just seen yr post @BS4 on Tour..., we're thinking the same....

To be fair... since all the “improvements” all the semi finals have been contracted to Wembley. That’s probably the reason..!

Thing is they rent their current training facilities from a local (better run) amateur side. Next season however they currently have nowhere to go, so unless your training ground resembles a local park with changing rooms that stink of piss then yours is clear better.

I imagine he must be talking about the training grounds because the stadiums certainly don't compare. I actually wouldn't be surprised if their training facilities are better than ours were when he played for us, but we've made improvements in recent years.

because it's more suitable for mud wrestling I think

Don't be so ridiculous. They're hoping for the final one day

You also have to wonder why the mem has never been chosen as a neutral venue for FA Cup semi finals over the years......

I said it the other day. I think the bloke is a comedy genius. He knows that his audience have incredible delusions of grandeur, are completely deluded, thinks that winning the Watney Cup on penalties during the 1970’s automatically elevated their status to “massive club” and that they probably have other psychological problems after devouring a 1 star food rated Diamond Kebab following a night in Chasers drinking bottles of piss and getting off with their sisters. So he has played right into their hands. I bet he will be darning a tee-shirt with Holloway’s head on it next with a speech bubble saying “Let’s all play ‘Find The Sheed’ed’” and quoting the glory days of 1990 where winning the title meant nothing, but stealing the title from “The Sh1t” and getting one over on they gurt Ted’s meant everything. The 6 fingered ones will be jizzing on their giros and reminiscing about the Tote End by 8am in the Kingswood Colliers tomorrow.

The rectangular green thing in the middle is very similar .

Except when there are gurt Ted's in the away end, which is gurt like always.

Yes, it’s the only ‘end’ in a UK football ground that stretches around the entire pitch.

They are so similar that it is impossible to tell them apart.

Similar to be fair. Wednesday have the Leppings Lane end, Rovers have the Lepers end

Pompey (I think, maybe) City fanantic Harrison’s shot broke off part of their guttering nearly hitting someone ? We we’re both wrong, was Port Vale, here’s what he said after visiting Chernobyl..... A Port Vale fan who visited in September 2016 "The away end is covered, but by a plastic tent thing, which seemed quite temporary. The seats were right by the home Family Stand. "Early in the first half a drain pipe on our stand was hit by a wayward shot from a Bristol Rovers player and it crashed to the floor. Luckily no one was hurt. The rest of the Memorial Stadium looked impressive."

I think Cocklan will need to change the colour of his bow tie

On Sky billed as 'The Shadow Derby'

Would be a pretty shit and pointless thread wouldn’t it. Some were seriously wondering why the club wouldn’t match Preston’s offer of £750k for Jayden Stockley of Exeter. £750,000???? Over double their record transfer fee from 25 years ago ???

Some vertically challenged Sags to the right of that picture, potentially a handful when considering "angry little man syndrome". Wonder if they had a few pints in that boozer, or went straight on the shorts...

He’s in for a shock next season then isn’t he.

Comedy hour on radio Bristol where the gas new manager has just said that he doesn’t need new signings and the ground and training ground don’t need to be changed. He actually said that their facilities are on a par with the teams in league one and much better than Sheffield Wednesday! And they all rang in to thank him. You couldn’t make this crap up.