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They’re so jealous & bitter they have to make gems like this up. Polish mate had a good night.....he said pitch looking wonderful but stadium is sh!t ! Haha! Didn't like it, can't see the other side of pitch if in first few rows. Also didn't like the area where he parked his car! ....I did tell him, that's Ashton for you. But I guess depending on where he lives in Poland, Trashton appears to be a sh!thole.. Did wonder why there was a helicopter up last night too..

At least they are never likely to have points deducted for spending too much money ???

Don't mock the latest products of their training ground academy ....

True story. A *cough* acquaintance of a friend once burgled Hull's house in Rochester. He didn't know it was the at-then-peak-fame celebrity's dwelling, he just thought it was some random big house. Anyway, suddenly Rod appeared at the top of the staircase, wearing nowt but an open dressing gown. The intruder was so stunned at seeing him that he just stood still and the Emu-less entertainer hacked down the stairs and gave him a right leathering. Despite being quite old and emaciated-looking apparently Rod was as strong as ****. Nowt to do with Bristol Rovers that story, but it's a good anecdote!

What you get up to in your own time is entirely up to you.

I thought the Black Arabs FC was founded in 1883 and they changed their name to Bristol Rovers in 1899....so when @1960maaan posted that there wasn’t a club in Bristol called Bristol Rovers until 1899, he or she was correct .....

You were called Eastville Rovers in 1884 - you weren’t called Bristol Rovers until 1899 - which was @1960maaan‘s point...

You're right, I will hand in my 'Prowed to be a Gashead' badge immediately.

Could I just point out, that as one of the many thousands unable to get a ticket for the away end, I will be in with the Argyle fans tomorrow

Any truth in the tale that Hull's link with the Gas was the result of him, being a tall fella, having an affinity with generations of their strikers who signally lacked aerial prowess?

By ' big house' do you actually mean, 'pink windmill'? Also, prior to issuing a battering, did Rod start chanting 'there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door...'?

Spoken to many opposing fans over the last couple of seasons and all are highly impressed with the stadium, many opposition players and management also very complimentary including Boothroyd last night, there seems to be no end to their jealousy and bitterness, in regards to his Polish friend, lies

Sunderland fans love ‘em ....

...meanwhile....

Wait...they have two unique nicknames? This changes everything. Close the forum, sack the team and demolish Ashton gate, we just can't compete with a club that has two nicknames.

We just do not stand a chance if competing with them.. I hope we can all agree that we are amazing in having not one, but TWO, unique nicknames.

Did your mate not retort with the fact Rovers were founded in 1883 then?

You want definition of thug then I give you the late Alex Munro who played for them in the 60s and early 70s. In a derby at AG one evening he slid into a challenge with Chris Crowe which, had he connected, would have likely been career ending. As it was Crowe skipped over the challenge which caused Munroe to slide off of the pitch and collide with the concrete 'ringside' seating which resulted in him being stretchered off with, I think, a broken leg. Generally a home crown politely applaud opposing players being carried off with serious injury. Not that night! At least I couldn't hear the applause above the abuse.

The Suspension Bridge has never left Bristol.

Most importantly, by 2029 they'll be called by the masses: "Who?"

Two nicknames, Are they trying to claim 15ers already?

And this acquaintance... Doesn't go round wearing a green wig and answers to the name Grotbags by any chance?

It was Rod's "pink windmill" that probably scared him into immobility!

I’m not so sure. If it’s all based on percentage of turnover, then they probably need to seek financial advice before they opt to “go large” on a Big Mac meal..!

?? Surely if that actually happened to you, you try and convince people that you were abducted & abused by aliens instead..!

Even then the Black Arabs were strapped .

What’s it all about ?

The gas really don't realise how far behind their infrastructure is.

the phrase 'pathological liars' gets thrown around a lot these days...

Da gas even hijacked that one and used it as part of the title for their own ‘family club’ soft porn channel beamed live into their ‘bar’...by ‘accident’...

Emma Bunton had a certain something...

I was just reading a story ( https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47631739 ) about the relegation situation in League One and spotted the comment below. 33. Posted by Thebluesarestayingup on 5 minutes ago Hopefully Bristol Rovers go down. Maybe Colin Daniel will come back and score the goal to relegate you again and keep Wycombe up. De-ja-vu

In fairness, Holloway & Penrice were 'tidy....... Also in fairness,Alexander was ott, and 'Boris had less pace than my 'nan. As for 'Big Dev- The Queen Mary & "turning circles" come to mind!!

The fewers really believe that this is a genuine attempt from their media department to wind up BCFC, what’s worse is they actually find it funny, and how it’s got to us etc and how we as a club have tried to ‘claim’ the Suspension Bridge!! I do wonder where these morons come from sometimes and why they have to make up such utter bollox to make themselves feel better then again i’m sure there mammoth 5k season ticket holders are prowed.

I would probably refuse free tickets to a Mark Watson gig..!

Oh, I wish they were. The teams that get promoted on merit (including ourselves) find it a massive step up. God knows how it would feel to play at Championship level when your squad is contending for the 4th Division.

Steady on with that sort of terminology, "their promotion video". The sad deluded support base will think they're playing in the championship next season.

With Hollowhead dancing in front of the enclosure, at the final whistle of one game at AG (the Gary Smart game, at a guess). A very, very low point in my life !

I dunno, he looks CAF in this very genuine photo posted on Twitter.

Phil is a decent poster who doesn’t try to antagonise people all the time....