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Look how happy the players are with the launch of their online shop ... ...and more happy looking players here .... https://brfcdirect.co.uk/ ...but there are some exciting bargains to be had ...

Massive club "with my visit to tiny League One Bristol Rovers" "Bristol Rovers are, indeed, a small club" "the man in the club shop, which was smaller than a box car" "the whole ground looks a bit like they took it apart to fix something and haven’t put it back together yet" "past the VIP parking area (six cars)" "the Press Room (another aspiring box car)" Oh, and my favourite from his blog on his trip to Ashton Gate... "Good food, big crowd, modern stadium. We’re not at Rovers anymore!"

What does this crap have to do with the thread? Take your tiresome persecuted right winger sob story elsewhere.

Flipping heck. Where have all the Gasheads gone?, Seems like its such boring place to be nowadays that even the camp Pirate has resorted to amusing himself by attacking the phonelines with his cutlass.

it comes with whiteboard markers, so they can colour in a whiteboard in quarters for their UWE display to entice more fans to the Minimal (or scare them off for life)

I'm quite impressed with the Gas in this instance actually... In the face of dwindling support, instead of laying off crowd control stewards, look closely at the above pic. It clearly shows the stewards have been reassigned to new duties as toilet attendants. A bloody good ratio of attendants to cubicles too, almost one per urinal, very impressive, far above industry standards. I'm sure the fella taking a pee in trap 11 appreciates the excellent service provided. (note the discrete 'gents' sign on the far wall … well done The Gas! ?)

As sh*te as it is and what it actually represents, I'd rather see these worn around the city than prem team shirts/merch.

Take both days off, watch us win it on Wednesday and go on the lash all day Thursday. Best take Friday off too.

Waiting for Angus Fraser to chirp

Not that hard when she's your sister.

Had some spare time on the way to work and had the pleasure of re-reading this beautiful thread. I do wonder why this wasn't merged with this thread though? Anyway, enjoy the read!

No he would not. They gave him the job.

You've just got to hope that the colouring book has a stadium to fill in - oh, the irony!

And the blonde is just about to slap GJ on the head, typical gashead hitting the opposition.

He's trying to lift him up by the gonads, and then drop him onto his head for interfering with his dog. That's fury in that face

Pair of absolutely raging *****. Despise the pair of them, thoughtless ******* ?

Page 3, oddly enough for a football publication, has a section of various dog breeds to colour In, for some mysterious reason it appears that most of the pages 2, 3 & 4 are stuck together.. (any idea why?) ????

If the league is tied does it go to boundaries ...

It's a 'retro' colouring book - that's Gas-speak for it comes with a lump of charcoal.

1. Find crayon 2. Eat crayon

We've got our 3 bowling bonus points. Sussex made 370 though, a deficit of 170- a draw will be okay given other scores elsewhere. Don't see us winning given the size of deficit etc.

Looks like he's already beaten himself to it... Imagine trying to get a girlfriend whilst wearing that heap of shite

Yorks 426 to win ! Come on let's wrap this up today and put some pressure on Essex

BRFC training vests now on sale at the club shed shop - price £39.99 (they pay you £39.99 to take one off their hands)

? That appeeled to me for some raisin...

This is one of the best summaries of failure I’ve read

Fruit? Spike Milligan knew best

We seem to be running a bit thin on Sag material by digressing to whether female commentators should be allowed in the men’s game. All I know is that anyone who attends the Minimal Tented Village to report on their match and doesn’t blow smoke up the arses of the faithful and true will immediately be branded as a ‘Gert Ted’ and abused in their ‘loved all over the country’ family club manner. Anyway, let’s get back on point......’Ave it!

Our ladies team managed to attract 3000 on Saturday, I think it's safe to say that THEY are coming for them.