The dastardly red

10 hours ago, RedZepperin said:

When all the truth comes out about Nigel Pearson's departure, the final story might not be quite the Disney film that some people are expecting, full of heroes and villains. Maybe, just maybe, Jon Lansdown is not a bumbling buffoon, perhaps Brian Tinnion is not actually an evil schemer and, possibly, Nigel isn't the ideal employee everyone would want to have working for them. 

If people want to, can they still be damning of all things bitchy like hair loss? 

10 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

If we could get him, and also Ryan Hedges from Blackburn, we’d be smoking next season.

That's gold Silvio, gold! 

2 hours ago, Slippin cider said:

I was , clearly went over a lot of heads though …

Hmmmm

Oh dear 

1 minute ago, footie said:

Josh knight mind

Good from Anthony King too

Love you Andi, thank you! 

A jellied 'ammer. 

Tommmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! 

6 hours ago, Tangle Foot said:

Manning also says ‘terrific’ a lot, but in the grand scheme of things, who really cares?

Here’s to a great 2024 for our reds!

And to whomever may read this, I’d like to wish you a happy new year!

COYR.

I really don't like the way Manning keeps saying "right?" At the end of sentences. I haven't noticed him saying "terrific" but I'd be very happy if he said "terrific" in place of "right?"

That would work for me. 

On 24/12/2023 at 11:56, Slacker said:

Disgusting.They are Satan's testicles!

Satan's testicles are red. 

5 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

Scott Parker managing in Belgium has strong “Steve McClaren gives press conference in Dutch accent” vibes.

He’ll do one in the next month. Bookmark this post.

My god that would be amazing. 

I thought he sounded suitably sombre when announcing the subs.

Really should've come for the first imo, I think it played on his mind hence getting caught out for the second.

We were poor all round, not read this whole thread but hope Max isn't getting too much stick. 

Hi, welcome.

Here's the categories, can you get your nominations in by new year's eve please? With a little blurb on why you chose them.

1. Top 3 all round 

2. Good moaner 

3. Away days reporting 

4. Humour 

5. Non football 

Cheers my darlings 

9 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Merry Xmas all. Ho, ho, ho!

This really pulls on the old chart strings. God bless you Dave.

Well done City

52 minutes ago, frenchred said:

Winter

What bit is difficult for you?

To me it read like you were referring to one of the England players. Thanks for clearing that up by naming the cause of your chagrin.

2 hours ago, frenchred said:

He will probably blame the fans for it, absolute ***** if the highest order

I beg your pardon 

On 30/11/2022 at 13:52, Kid in the Riot said:

Looking forward to people's recommendations for this year as I feel there's probably quite a few very good albums I haven't got around to listening to yet.

My list starts with the same artist from my 2021 list, just a shame the lead singer left shortly after releasing the album and so the band never toured it:

 

Black Country, New Road - Ants From Up There

Jockstrap - I Love You Jennifer B

The Smile - A Light For Attracting Attention

Fontaines DC - Skinty Fia

Danger Mouse & Black Thought - Cheat Codes

Alvvays - Blue Rev

Spoon - Lucifer On The Sofa

Kendrick Lemar - Mr Morale & The Big Steppers

Gwenno - Tresor

 

Link to last year's thread here: 

 

Cheat Codes is a brilliant album 

6 minutes ago, Northern Red said:

I don't get the fuss over it, never have done. He only did what many other players would and it doesn't even come into the equation when you compare it to his other offences.

Slightly related, has Suarez ever won a major trophy? Can't remember if he ever won the Chompians League. 

I saw Lee running in a marathon once. There was about half a mile left and he was really puffing and struggling. He came to a stand still, hands on his knees, cheeks red as a city shirt. Someone from the crowd shouted "quick, use a few buzz phrases Lee".

His eyes lit up and he fired off a stream of corporate jargon the hot air created from which powered him triumphantly over the finishing line. 

1 hour ago, chowie said:

It's not Drugs or Alcohol really, yes it makes people make the wrong decisions, but it's the Male masculinity lads culture.

You put one of this type of person around a campfire full of hippies playing guitars etc. Give him 15 cans and a bag, probably nothing will happen.

Add 3 or 4 his mates to that scenario, then he has the potential to kick off.

2 hours ago, TinMan's left peg said:

Ah yep that’s the one.  Up to 10 years ban, surrendering his passport during international tournaments, all for his 30 second Liam Gallagher impression.  

Liam Gallagher! Yessssss 

3 hours ago, weepywall said:

There was a lot of drink and drugs cosumed by a fair few of our lot yesterday any respect for fellow fans goes out the window then. I got accused of being a Reading fan by some pissed up paperboy in a Stone Thailand top just because I wouldn't get him a pint at halftime

Did he want you to get the pint because he couldn't get served or did he just want you to pay for his drink? 

Bumping this thread so that it's easy to find for people who have come from the Bristol Cool List thread in football chat.