Bit moody as got work at 5. Sorry but I have to update you on phrases I hate.
By a country mile
Billy big bollox
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
Bazoongers
Absolute basket case of a club
Florist/Man Ure/Bournemuff/Pressed Ham etc.
I'll probably remember more as the day goes on so will keep you posted. Thanks for listening.