The dastardly red

Hahahahaha!!!!

For the love of God..

It would have been funnier if he hadn't done a Farke pun. I like Gary but I could see that coming a mile off.

Madness, he's only just been sacked. In fact I don't think they can technically do that?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

me too

pen and a red now!!

I think he means he could not disagree more

Bollocking ball bags

Yes, I think Manchester United need someone to see them through a couple of years ready for when Wazza takes over.

Lots of people left their seats, I was thinking how many are off to the toilet, for a drink etc and whether any might just walk straight out.

I'm just glad he lost his bet

The blur song as well. In fact that's a pretty boring and predictable list of songs.

Why can't Nige throw in a bit of jargon and a few buzz phrases to spice up his post match interviews? I'm not saying overkill like with LJ but at least some juicy tidbits to freshen it up a bit. Something like the "busy little bees" quote or "clubs in the bag, if you like".

I heard that there's 80,000 robot Bidens stored on the ocean bed just off California. Each is 90ft tall. When Bill Gates and the Queen (who is a lizard) activate them and they march ashore, the sea levels will lower considerably. The whole climate change causing rising sea levels thing is a cover story to hide the effect of the underwater Bidens.

Sorry wrong chat ? no offence intended BD wasn't meant for you

Talk to the hand mate, because the face ain't listening. You best pipe down as Brazen Steve is now in motion and he said he'd be with you pronto yeah?

The 99p lunchbox. One of life's small wonders.

Ha! yes exactly!

Yeah me too, always much preferred PES. It's kind of been with me for years so I'm a bit sad to see this new direction. Yes fingers crossed they patch it good. Also, they have had real player names and likeness for years, just the teams, stadiums and strips that were dodgy. I always sorted that with a option file from ebay for cheap. it actually ended up looking good once that was done.

I heard FIFA is awful again. The new free PES e-football thing is glitchy. I downloaded it and there was an apology that "some players are shown as a floating suit in the cut scenes" ?. The gameplay feels pretty bad too. Anyone going to be playing either of these?

YES!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously

Awwighhhh saaan I'm off daan the rubber dub dub... be luckeeeeahhh. Then run.

Shepherds Bush is in West London, Shoreditch is in East London. I understand your joke but in terms of London the two places are far apart. As a side note my contact in Shoreditch called me this morning to tell me that massive turn-ups on huge baggy jeans are poised to become must haves this Autumn season. Also bermuda shorts worn over leggings, although that does seem a bit out there if you ask me.