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Braintree have been relegated out of the Conference. They must be an awful team, it would be a real embarrassment to have ever lost to them....

Great, now all we will hear about is how the 15ers are "da bestest fanns in da wurld coz 50 persent ov are suport gos awey n on capasity n persentages we iz dereful da bestest eva!!!!!1!!!"

3rd highest attendance as a percentage of capacity in the division? That's a very creative way of trying to make yourselves sound more impressive and yet even with such a selective criteria you still only manage 3rd. Why not say you have the highest attendance of any club in League One that begins with "Bristol"?

It stands for "Forty Two Gas", which is how many fans they usually take to away games.

I grew up in the Yate area in the 80s and 90s and it was never a "gas area", we were all split roughly equally between the two teams. Plenty of Liverpool, Arsenal and Man U "fans" as well.

It's turned me asexual.

Hahahahahahahaha!!

Must be all those city fans they ban from the away end.

With the rate of inflation on gas figures it's lucky they are not in charge of the economy or else we'd soon be paying £1m for a loaf of bread.

So it wasn't a cycle race that caused poor attendance, it was that they all went Christmas shopping instead! The 15ers need to open up Santa's grotto as soon as possible, they would get a bigger attendance in that converted portaloo than they would in their stadium tents.

Look at the words written below the Gas fans. Specialists in drainage works, obviously TWDrainage flushed away all the scum that were polluting that stand.

That doesn't show the 12,000 fans locked outside at the back of that stand.

Well they can't blame a cycle race this time. Maybe it clashed with an international tiddlywinks tournament?

Don't forget, they are coming for us.

Popty ping? Apparently that's only their slang word for it. Actual word is "meicrodon", which sounds more like a dinosaur to me.

Don't be silly, you've used way too many vowels for that to be proper Welsh.

All that sounds true until you realise that "Wales" is what we call it. Their name for their country is "Cymru".

I remember the 15ers calling us "North Somerset" when we were trying to build Ashton Vale, just because an access road went across the county border. The 15ers found it hilarious that part of City's stadium might not be inside the boundaries of Bristol. Now you are creaming your pants at the idea (and it's only an idea) that you might move to South Glos. Personally I fully support the UWE plans. I can think of nothing more fitting than for your local rivals being Yate Town and Mangotsfield.

15 years ago you were in the Second Division (League One today) and finished 2000/01 by being relegated to the Third Division (League Two today). In the years that have followed you managed to get back up to the heights of League One, before dropping down to League Two again and then out of the Football League altogether. Then in the last 2 years you managed to scrape out of the Conference on penalties before (barely) finishing third in League Two to scrape another promotion. So yeah, well done on being back where you started.

It's hilarious that you think posting that is some sort of dig at us. That season saw us finish as high up in the football league pyramid (the entire pyramid!!) as the 15ers EVER have. In your entire history you have never exceeded our achievement that season. We were 90 minutes away from Premier League football and lost 1-0 to a wonder goal. It hurt, of course it did, but it's not like it was a goal that sent us out of the entire Football League. You're going to think you have got to me as I have written a long post, but I genuinely find it funny that 15ers use Windass as a way of mocking us. Good god, your lot would sacrifice every virgin in Horfield (that's just the blokes under the Mem tents then) to get even a sniff of a chance to play against Hull in the Championship play off final.

It seems to be a running theme with 15ers that their insults are based on rhyming words. City becomes Shitty, Ashton becomes Trashton etc. It probably seems very impressive to them, after all most children are not able to rhyme like that until they reach the age of 3 or 4! Well done Gasheads! Of course it is hilarious when they try and do it. Bristol Shitty makes no sense as an insult when it is said by fans of a team that have pretty much always been lower than us in the leagues. Trashton Gate makes no sense coming from fans of a club that have never ever had a stadium anywhere near as good as even the old Ashton Gate. Still, keep on developing Gasheads, one day you might pass the 4 years olds and develop to a level where you can use really simple similes to describe us.

The JPT now has a group stage? The 15ers must feel like a Champions League side.

They'd be the second best, after Yate Town.

I'm sure the science block at UWE has gas to fuel the Bunsen burners.

Sainsbury's rejected the gas again?