JackofromSanJavier

It's surely time that the Mods gave us something stronger than a 'like'. Major, I salute you for this one!

Some people never learn............. why put this sort of stuff on the net when, as history shows, it'll just come back and sink its teeth into your Saggy ring piece? Pointless second leg? Right! I'm sure there must be an official expression somewhere within Roger's Profanisaurus that adequately describes the absolute need to hope for the discomfort of others in order to make one's own sorry existence seem a bit better. If I had to take a guess at it, I think it would be something along the lines of "Gasforbrains" as in "Is your Rovers supporting neighbour really more interested in us losing than what his Ragass outfit actually do?"................."Yeah, mate....he's total Gasforbrains" Any other suggestions out there?

I still see the G*s departing from their current 'home' and becoming friendly lodgers somewhere within the region. Must be quite a few clubs would welcome them. I see that their campaign leaflets are already hitting the doorsteps at the likes of Melksham and Hallen..........

Lee prepares for his post-match interview.........

At a job interview last week I was asked "Well, Jacko.......where do you see yourself in three years time?". All I could tell them was "Dunno, Mate...... I don't have 2020 vision......". I love you all.

During my tenure as manager of Daventry Town Reserves in the United Counties League, I really didn't't have any aspirations to move onwards and upwards within the beautiful game, so I resisted overtures from the likes of Northampton Old Chenecks and Peterborough North Star. However............ a sideways step to Chernobyl would interest me if and when it becomes available. Pen poised, ladies and gentlemen!

And that is exactly why I like OTIB soooooo much.............. there is a sprinkling of intelligent posters, but still plenty of room for tw4ts like me. I LOVE YOU ALL xxxxx

And how can I ever forget........"Ha hah, hard luck The Sh1t" from that Dad in the motor? Gawblimey.

A typing error, I suspect? Surely we have a member of the forum who could comment on this from a personal viewpoint. Over to you Mr Hucker xx

I love you all xx

"....What did he say?" "I think it was 'Blessed are the Cheese Makers...'"

and topped off with a 25€ Rolex from Salou..........

I love this inter web thingie..........

"I say he IS the Messiah.......... and I should know, I've followed a few".

"Captain Gas has been provided with a new kit" OH.........MY..........DAYS!!! http://gph.is/2p0IhL4

My sides hurt so much. Please stop it x

I've just contacted Geoff "The Oracle" Maltby, Lancashire Hide and Seek Champion 2009 - 16. Even he doesn't know where they've hidden my bloody football club.

Not like them getting someone else to buy something for them, eh?

I have NO Gashead friends. Well, I don't really have any friends at all, to be fair. But if I DID have friends, rest assured that none would be ******** *** ********!

Oh my days!!!! "giving, on, gift, keeps".......well you know the rest. NURSE....... THE SCREENS!

Easy to name the specific areas, mind. Tent End Tent Enclosure Tent Stand and finally, Tent ons of shite

So....... where are we now? Have the family 'studied' it already, as per the delusional one's certainty. OR........ did Wali just say IF we study?????? I am minded to believe the horse's mouth rather than the horse's worst enemy.

Just putting this here for any fencing contractors who may feel hard done by. https://www.moneyclaim.gov.uk/web/mcol/welcome

Yeah right, Bert. Keep saying it enough times and it becomes a 'fact'. For the benefit of the rest of us, I say that the person below is 'Bert Tann' and I claim my ten pounds