JackofromSanJavier

Unfortunately, I'm the same as you Señor - I was going to add a reply to @RedLionLad containing witty images of a white flag and Dido. Got it badly wrong. The IT department at GE Madrid have invited me to a meeting tomorrow.....

And whatever happened to the Jordanian lad, Screech? I seem to recall that he might have been a youth international. Dunno what sport, though!

Lodging with Mum when over in the cold @BS4 on Tour...

It's not normal pub grub there now, outstanding chef. Priced accordingly, mind!

Too right. I'm getting rid before this nasty rumour gets legs!

So, with the depreciation of sterling against the Euro since the referendum, our place in Spain has effectively seen a large reduction in value. NOW.......I read this merger rumour. And where do I reside when in the UK? Nympsfield......just up the hill from FGR. Jeez, talk about kicking a man when he's down ?

Can we keep him Mum, please???? Oh, please, please, I'll walk him every day, Mum.....please, I promise.......

That would likely be me then. I earned my coin working on the electricity towers in those days so it was often seeming like a good idea after some pre-match sherbets! I remember another lad giving the climb a go but he may have been more sober than me and selected safe descent as the best option! Thanks to all of the gents who made it difficult for plod get to the base of the tower!

Sadly @Rich that's how ALL of my jackets are worn these days. Whilst a button or two at chest height are just about do-able for me, anything further South has the obstruction of a gut that shows years of investment in apple pickers and sangria harvesters!

3,2,1 aaaaaand you're back in the room. Jeez, I wish I could make up sh1t like this to make my miserable existence seem a tad better.

Love it! "Fruit's in season, plenty berries - apples, climbs and the old raspberries…"

A mate tells me that some from on here have offered a few 'constructive' posts over there on that forum (although much less important than your own posting there Cots). Some have been booted out quickly as 'Dirty Teds', whilst others are just resting over there as quiet members, waiting for a dull few days, in readiness to post some nonsense that the gullible hordes will latch onto and run with if the g4s happen to stop entertaining us by mistake. I understand they're known as 'sleepers'…………. so my mate tells me.

Absolute belters……...

"Errrrrrrrr………….No further questions, Your Honour".

Just noticed these player ratings from midweek……………Crikey, they must have played Brighton off the park! Now I can accept their first eleven playing like Worldies as usual, but check out the rating for the 'Crowd'. We've really got no chance ? smudge1 First Team Posts: 769 Posting Level Next Level in 231 posts Aug 27, 2019 at 10:32pm via mobile Quote Post by smudge1 on Aug 27, 2019 at 10:32pm Jaakkola 8.5 Hare 8.5 Davies 9 Craig 8.5 Kilgour 8 Leahy 7.5 Clarke 7.5 Ogogo 9 Upson 9 Victor 7 Nichols 8 JCH 6 Smith6 Rodders 6 Ref 9 Crowd 10 GC 9 Brighton 8

Can't wait to see the match day blog from the bloke filming the 'match' in the blue skirt. Hope it's as good as young Jake's.

Events guidance from a local government enforcing authority: "On the basis of distance alone, where a toilet with no lobby is located 20 metres from an area where open food is handled and there is no food in the intervening area, then it could be reasonable not to enforce". So……that's ok then. On Planet Gas, ALL numbers and measurements are multiplied by a ridiculous amount - so the 'GAP' between crapper and crap food is at LEAST 21 metres here. Avoided a legislative bullet there, BRFC……..well done!

It's a premonition: G^shead 1: "Oh no……the Snake has scored" G^shead 2: "Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo" G^shead 1: "But, but, but he's not celebrating" G^shead 2: "Booooooooooooooooooooooooo" G^shead 1: "He MUST love us more than they gurt dirty Teds" G^shead 2: "BooooooooYaaaaaayBooooooooooYaaaaaay…..so do we hate him or what??????" G^shead 1: "YeahButNoButYeahButNoButEveryoneLovesUs" G^shead 2" "Quick………Minibus!"

Having used some local (Glos) accommodation addresses, me and 47 mates are the proud owners of match day tickets in the home end for Saturday. As no GHS come onto this forum, I feel safe enough to show a couple of our faces just so you can all see the efforts we're putting in to blend in (well…….until Snakehips scores). Hope we don't get rumbled by the natives.

Sorry, don't understand……?

Over on SAGalogical Chat (I must start posting more) I see that "PaulPirate" predicted a very healthy 5189 to come through the turnstiles today. Actual number seems to be 2741. Well Mr Paul Bloody Pirate, good luck on tonights Lotto. (If you enter 8 or 9 numbers on your ticket, it gets scrapped, mind).

Crikey, I still remember them down the Muller Road before a match……...

And now I feel totally excluded on OTIB, thanks for that…………..