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Gas down, because that would just be hilarious. As regards England winning the World Cup, is there anyone in World football that truly believes we can win it? Our only chance is for the sort of luck, resolute defending etc that gave the Greeks their totally unexpected Euro success.

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The World Cup tournament lasts a month, none of my teams players are playing for England. A win, great, but it really wouldn't have that much impact on my daily life.

A Gas relegation, and not just any old relegation but kicked into non-league. We could use this for years. Much more fun than a bunch of Premiership players I have no connection with and never likely to see play live.

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Gas go done and I will settle for England winning the rugby world cup

ok I dont usually do the if you had the choice when there is virtually no chance of one haapening but I will play along and choose England. The gas can go bust in August instead

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Would love my country to win the World Cup but I actually can't stand the thought of John Terry there in his England kit when we collect the trophy! :laugh:

 

 

Ooh, that's a good point. Maybe he'll get nicked for shoplifting watches or something and miss the finals...

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As much as I'd love the gas to go down that is England hands down! The whole country will go mental all summer if we do!!

 

The whole country will also go mental if the most tedious and despised club in the history of the Football League finally take their rightful place in the Conference.

 

Can you imagine the beacons being joyously set aflame on every hilltop across the country from Land's End to John O'Groats (yes, even the Jocks can't stand Rovers and that bloody foul Irene dirge) as the whole nation unites in ecstatic celebration as the gas plummet into the Conference and ever closer to oblivion? The guffawing thousands dancing with joy around each beacon joining together in a countrywide rendition of 'THE GAS ARE GOING DOWN'  reverberating through the night in every City and hamlet of this fair island.

 

The ignominious relegation of the gas would be a Godsend to a depressed nation  - a massive boost to the morale of the masses, the partying millions fuelling a suddenly rampantly buoyant economy to bring in the dawn of a new golden age.

 

It must happen, for the sake of England, our children's future, our grandcildren's future, the gas MUST go down.

 

The wave of euphoria at the demise of the gas would create an immediate unprecedented boost for the whole country and on the back of this the England team would go on to win the World Cup with a squad of still delirious players ( yes, each and every one of the England squad want the gas to go down :yes: ) invigorated with a new unconquerable spirit of optimism, belief and invincibility which would sweep all before them.

 

England for the World Cup. Down and OUT with the gas.  :city:   :englandflag: 

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No contest

eradicate the gas
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verb
verb: eradicate; 3rd person present: eradicates; past tense: eradicated; past participle: eradicated; gerund or present participle: eradicating
1.
destroy completely; put an end to.
"this disease has been eradicated from the world"
synonyms: get rid of, eliminate, do away with, remove, suppress;

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The whole country will also go mental if the most tedious and despised club in the history of the Football League finally take their rightful place in the Conference.

 

Can you imagine the beacons being joyously set aflame on every hilltop across the country from Land's End to John O'Groats (yes, even the Jocks can't stand Rovers and that bloody foul Irene dirge) as the whole nation unites in ecstatic celebration as the gas plummet into the Conference and ever closer to oblivion? The guffawing thousands dancing with joy around each beacon joining together in a countrywide rendition of 'THE GAS ARE GOING DOWN'  reverberating through the night in every City and hamlet of this fair island.

 

The ignominious relegation of the gas would be a Godsend to a depressed nation  - a massive boost to the morale of the masses, the partying millions fuelling a suddenly rampantly buoyant economy to bring in the dawn of a new golden age.

 

It must happen, for the sake of England, our children's future, our grandcildren's future, the gas MUST go down.

 

The wave of euphoria at the demise of the gas would create an immediate unprecedented boost for the whole country and on the back of this the England team would go on to win the World Cup with a squad of still delirious players ( yes, each and every one of the England squad want the gas to go down :yes: ) invigorated with a new unconquerable spirit of optimism, belief and invincibility which would sweep all before them.

 

England for the World Cup. Down and OUT with the gas.  :city:   :englandflag: 

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Quality !

 

Ever thought of writing speeches Noggers ? 

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I used to love the England Football team.

Now I hate the hair-gelled Nancy-boy whinging prima donna cheating bar stewards.

In the heat of the moment I feel like saying Rovers.

Supporting England feels nothing like it did when I was a kid.

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