Mahatma Coate

I am in Lincoln at the moment. It is bloody cold. We need a good win and both sets of inbreds to drop points. We have no league game next week and it would be good to put ourselves in with a shout of being top / level on points next Saturday and have two games in hand.

Very bad day at the office. Learn, don't let it happen again and move on. Stop moaning, top at Christmas is a dream we'd have all taken in August. We need some extra impetus and some new faces in a couple of weeks time. It'll be us and the plastics come the end of the season.

It's been a really good demonstration of how to impose our game onto another team. You don't have to be particularly flashy and today City have been very effective, very neat and look to be playing well within themselves. Nice bounce back after the bijou wobble ette

Fixed that for you

So, a 5 foot 8 player can headbutt a 6 foot 1 player on the top of the forehead can he? And a 6 foot 1 player does a dying swan having grabbed the 5 foot 8 player? When the card is rescinded the 6 foot 1 player can look forward to 4 games out and is forever branded a cheat. One day he will be fouled badly and the ref will think "he's the cheat" and wave play on. A cheated win but you'll get paid back a few times this season when marginal calls go against your team of fakers.

Swindon is the part of Wiltshire the rest if us try to pretend isn't there. It should be given to Oxfordshire or Gloucestershire and we'd all be happier.

Inferior clubs will be doing this for the rest of the season, we have to learn to deal with it.

From Orcheston near Stonehenge, I believe he played a handful of times for Salisbury as a 15 year old

Saw him play for the Beasts a couple of seasons ago, he's put on a few kilos.

His dad is a thoroughly nice bloke too!

Alex Salmond rang the Queen for some advice about the possible independence. "If we become independent could we become a Kingdom so I can be King?" He said. "No, Mr Salmond, for I would still be Queen". He thought for a bit then he said "what about a Principality so I can be a Prince then?". "No, Mr Salmond, not a good idea nor a Duchy for you are not a Duke nor will I make you one". The Queen thought and said "as you would be in charge, it's only right that Scotland is a country".

This would complete a perfect week if it comes true. http://www.brfcforum.co.uk/index.php?/topic/115249-property-week-article/ That Yate Town ground share starts to look more likely!