WhistleHappy Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 .... It sounds like their tie in the Carabao Cup draw puts them in the mix at Molinneux - I don't think they'll process beyond that though cos they're cack. (soz, not all Fringe one liners are great but how about the Otib jokers having a go?... The OTIB Fringe Festival ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What do you call a poor Nick Higgs? Wael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What do you get if you cross a deep hole full of water and a man without a pot to piss in? Wael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Who did Jonah hate? Wael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Who did Jonah hate? Wael The cavalry . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Major Isewater said: The cavalry . Not hate, I think he just stopped them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What do you call a man who brainwashes a bunch of morons? Wael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What do you call a family that likes goats and sheep. Waels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, reddoh said: Not hate, I think he just stopped them Not if he was in the kitchen at someone's party. And just to get a bonus point, Jonah used to be a dinosaur. He was in Pterydactyl and the Dinosaurs (Seaside Shuffle). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What do Eskimo Rovers fans sing on a Sunday at dinner time ? "Wael meet again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Norn Iron said: Not if he was in the kitchen at someone's party. And just to get a bonus point, Jonah used to be a dinosaur. He was in Pterydactyl and the Dinosaurs (Seaside Shuffle). No , you're wrong there , I distinctly remember it being Terry Dactyl the singer with that group . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country. I spat my wine out with that one. Thanks Rudolph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Wael walked into a bar with an arse under his arm. The Barman said, "where did you get that ?" The Arse replied "I won him in a raffle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country. {To borrow your formula} Whats the difference between a constipated owl and a crosseyed Wael pretending to be a gameskeeper? One hoots but can't shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted August 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Reggae fans demand money back when a gig at the Mem disappoints.... They didn't expect... Darrell Clarke and The Waellers . featuring Raggy Rovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 I'm probably going to show my age now but who the heck is Wael? I'm perplexed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, handsofclay said: I'm probably going to show my age now but who the heck is Wael? I'm perplexed. The owner of the sixth richest club in Britain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, B1ackbird said: The owner of the sixth richest club in Britain... Thanks, I'm a bit slow today owing to the cup draw in he wee small hours. Plus when Septic Peg told the joke about Nick Higgs I miss read it as Nick Clegg and thereafter I was on a loser trying to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 And just to get a bonus point, Jonah used to be a dinosaur. He was in Pterydactyl and the Dinosaurs (Seaside Shuffle). 59 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: No , you're wrong there , I distinctly remember it being Terry Dactyl the singer with that group . You have taken the p here in someone's name! You are right, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Wael went to an eminent Harley Street doctor complaining of pains in his stomach, the doctor told him he had excess gas, he advised not going anywhere near matches. The doctor then realised who this patient was and told him to **** off, as he had no money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Thieves have broken into the Memorial Stadium and stolen all the cups. A spokesman said it could have been a lot worse as they could have taken the saucers as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Red Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 5 hours ago, reddoh said: Not hate, I think he just stopped them But did he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 A big hole has appeared at the Memorial ground, Wael is looking in to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Wael called his dad one day and said "Dad, I give up my claim to the family fortune in fact I don't want to be associated with this family anymore. I am giving up my passport, leaving my faith and will spend the rest of my life in poverty. What do you have to say about that?" Actually, that's not exactly what he said. It sounded more like.... "Dad, I've just bought Bristol Rovers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 why couldn't spillers sponsor the gas? because they couldn't put winalot on their shirts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion Dung Spreader Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 The Al Qadi tourism business was looking to diversify by setting up a Disney theme park. Hani told Wael to buy costumes, so Wael went on ebay and searched for Mickey mouse outfits - he soon owned Bristol Rovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Blimey this thread is more painful than actually paying to go to the fringe, don't give up your day jobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion Dung Spreader Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 The Evil Pest has reported that the entire contents of the Bristol Rovers trophy room has been stolen. Police are looking for a man with blue and white quartered carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 But I may as well join in. Rovers are so skint they can't afford new jumpers for goalposts, they have to make do with a few Al-Qadis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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