WhistleHappy Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 .... It sounds like their tie in the Carabao Cup draw puts them in the mix at Molinneux - I don't think they'll process beyond that though cos they're cack. (soz, not all Fringe one liners are great but how about the Otib jokers having a go?... The OTIB Fringe Festival ! )
Septic Peg Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 What do you get if you cross a deep hole full of water and a man without a pot to piss in? Wael
Major Isewater Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Who did Jonah hate? Wael The cavalry .
reddoh Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Major Isewater said: The cavalry . Not hate, I think he just stopped them
Super Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 What do you call a man who brainwashes a bunch of morons? Wael.
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 What do you call a family that likes goats and sheep. Waels
Norn Iron Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, reddoh said: Not hate, I think he just stopped them Not if he was in the kitchen at someone's party. And just to get a bonus point, Jonah used to be a dinosaur. He was in Pterydactyl and the Dinosaurs (Seaside Shuffle).
BigTone Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 What do Eskimo Rovers fans sing on a Sunday at dinner time ? "Wael meet again"
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country.
Major Isewater Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Norn Iron said: Not if he was in the kitchen at someone's party. And just to get a bonus point, Jonah used to be a dinosaur. He was in Pterydactyl and the Dinosaurs (Seaside Shuffle). No , you're wrong there , I distinctly remember it being Terry Dactyl the singer with that group .
BigTone Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country. I spat my wine out with that one. Thanks Rudolph.
BigTone Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 Wael walked into a bar with an arse under his arm. The Barman said, "where did you get that ?" The Arse replied "I won him in a raffle"
UK0wnag3 Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country. {To borrow your formula} Whats the difference between a constipated owl and a crosseyed Wael pretending to be a gameskeeper? One hoots but can't shit...
WhistleHappy Posted August 24, 2017 Author Posted August 24, 2017 Reggae fans demand money back when a gig at the Mem disappoints.... They didn't expect... Darrell Clarke and The Waellers . featuring Raggy Rovers.
handsofclay Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 I'm probably going to show my age now but who the heck is Wael? I'm perplexed.
B1ackbird Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, handsofclay said: I'm probably going to show my age now but who the heck is Wael? I'm perplexed. The owner of the sixth richest club in Britain...
handsofclay Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, B1ackbird said: The owner of the sixth richest club in Britain... Thanks, I'm a bit slow today owing to the cup draw in he wee small hours. Plus when Septic Peg told the joke about Nick Higgs I miss read it as Nick Clegg and thereafter I was on a loser trying to figure it out.
Norn Iron Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 And just to get a bonus point, Jonah used to be a dinosaur. He was in Pterydactyl and the Dinosaurs (Seaside Shuffle). 59 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: No , you're wrong there , I distinctly remember it being Terry Dactyl the singer with that group . You have taken the p here in someone's name! You are right, of course.
Rich Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 Wael went to an eminent Harley Street doctor complaining of pains in his stomach, the doctor told him he had excess gas, he advised not going anywhere near matches. The doctor then realised who this patient was and told him to **** off, as he had no money.
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 Thieves have broken into the Memorial Stadium and stolen all the cups. A spokesman said it could have been a lot worse as they could have taken the saucers as well.
Vespa Red Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 5 hours ago, reddoh said: Not hate, I think he just stopped them But did he?
Rich Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 A big hole has appeared at the Memorial ground, Wael is looking in to it.
Midlands Robin Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 Wael called his dad one day and said "Dad, I give up my claim to the family fortune in fact I don't want to be associated with this family anymore. I am giving up my passport, leaving my faith and will spend the rest of my life in poverty. What do you have to say about that?" Actually, that's not exactly what he said. It sounded more like.... "Dad, I've just bought Bristol Rovers"
pillred Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 why couldn't spillers sponsor the gas? because they couldn't put winalot on their shirts!
Champion Dung Spreader Posted August 24, 2017 Posted August 24, 2017 The Al Qadi tourism business was looking to diversify by setting up a Disney theme park. Hani told Wael to buy costumes, so Wael went on ebay and searched for Mickey mouse outfits - he soon owned Bristol Rovers.
RumRed Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 Blimey this thread is more painful than actually paying to go to the fringe, don't give up your day jobs!
Champion Dung Spreader Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 The Evil Pest has reported that the entire contents of the Bristol Rovers trophy room has been stolen. Police are looking for a man with blue and white quartered carpet.
RumRed Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 But I may as well join in. Rovers are so skint they can't afford new jumpers for goalposts, they have to make do with a few Al-Qadis.
Champion Dung Spreader Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 Sainsburys are going to be exclusively selling new special edition "Gas" OXO cubes in their Gloucester Road branch - customers have been told to look out for laughing stocks in Horfield
In the Net Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 12 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: What's the difference between a 5km run around The Colony and Wael appearing on Celebrity Masterchef? One's a pant in the country. We have a winner!
Gert Mare Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 I saw Stuart Sinclair walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe. "Alright Stu? Have you lost a shoe?". He replied, "No, I found one"
Gert Mare Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 Steve Hamer was surprised to be set upon by the GHS head butting the windows of his car this morning. "I don't know what their problem is ?", said Steve, "They asked me how Plan B was progressing? 'TENTatively' I replied. They went ballistic!"
SirColinOfMansfield Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 Wael al-Qadi and Darrell Clarke fly to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football and they are suitably impressed and arrange for him to come over. Two weeks later Bristol Rovers are 4-0 down to Dover with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Bristol Rovers. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." "Wonderful" says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time." The young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry." "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we came to Horfield in the first place!" Boom, boom!
Crackers Corner Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 What do you call a trillionaire, sorry billionaire, sorry millionaire, sorry someone with a family who have a couple of quid? answer: ?No idea ?
PHILINFRANCE Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 I wouldn't worry too much about what our Rovers friends have got to say.A chap I work with is a Rovers fan, and I had to explain to him last week that a MILF actually referred to someone else's mum!
cityexile Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 Having recently taken over the gas, Wael is a bit perplexed to suddenly find a bit of lettuce sticking out his bottom. This cannot be right he thinks, and takes himself off to the Doctor, who indeed sees the little bit of lettuce sticking out, but cannot really give a reason. However in discussion Wael mentions his new role. O dear, says the doctor. I have worked out what is wrong and it is not good news I am afraid. What is sticking out your bottom is just the tip of the iceberg.
B1ackbird Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 3 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said: I wouldn't worry too much about what our Rovers friends have got to say.A chap I work with is a Rovers fan, and I had to explain to him last week that a MILF actually referred to someone else's mum! Not in their case...
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