Major Isewater Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, havanatopia said: I think Fred shot her with a bow and arrow so yes. Bernie the bolt. ( one for the oldies ! ) Quote Link to comment
Wolf Island Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Today’s the day we go back into the top six and stay there COYR Quote Link to comment
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, BigTone said: When back in France I always meet a group of mates down at the local café for a coffee before they start work. Don't they have Good Friday holiday in France Tone? Here it is a holiday and is called Suur (Big) Friday. Quote Link to comment
Nogbad the Bad Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Bernie the bolt. ( one for the oldies ! ) 'Up, up, up, STOP, left a bit, STOP, down a bit, STOP, left a bit, STOP..... FIRE!!' Most of us young chaps only had eyes for Anne Aston though.......... 2 Quote Link to comment
WhistleHappy Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, BigTone said: You are correct. I'm just having yet another grey moment. Apologies. .... you're probably thinking of DorisMarie , its that fella from Yate that bothers ya. still in love but heartbroken eh Tone? (the whole sorry affair reminds me of Ernie Sue & Ted ... ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bQhRVVzAyU Quote Link to comment
Aizoon Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Bernie the bolt. ( one for the oldies ! ) Can you imagine Junior Bent playing Golden Shot? Up and to the left... Higher up... Further left... 2 Quote Link to comment
pongo88 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Aizoon said: Can you imagine Junior Bent playing Golden Shot? Up and to the left... Higher up... Further left... It’s difficult to imagine Junior Bent playing football. He definitely ran around a bit but I’m not sure he was actually playing football Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 19 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said: Don't they have Good Friday holiday in France Tone? Here it is a holiday and is called Suur (Big) Friday. No it's not celebrated here Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Aizoon said: Can you imagine Junior Bent playing Golden Shot? Up and to the left... Higher up... Further left... And the guy in row Z of the studio audience cops one right between the eyes 3 Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: .... you're probably thinking of DorisMarie , its that fella from Yate that bothers ya. still in love but heartbroken eh Tone? (the whole sorry affair reminds me of Ernie Sue & Ted ... ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bQhRVVzAyU I am indeed but let it be known there is a price I will pay for his scalp & scrotum Quote Link to comment
downendcity Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, havanatopia said: She was sold off for mutton years ago mate. Let's hope Barnsley are for the chop - like lambs to the slaughter. Fancy it will be much tougher than that though, as we seem to find it difficult against struggling teams. Quote Link to comment
havanatopia Posted March 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, BigTone said: No it's not celebrated here Very sensible. Its bigger than Christmas here; total load of nonsense. Yesterday and today in fact and not even a supermarket open. Thank the lord for 711 ! Quote Link to comment
Major Isewater Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 25 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said: Don't they have Good Friday holiday in France Tone? Here it is a holiday and is called Suur (Big) Friday. It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office . We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays. We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' . 1 Quote Link to comment
havanatopia Posted March 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Major Isewater said: It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office . We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays. We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' . Google countries with most statutory holidays.... Indonesia then Philippines i believe but add in Le Strike and no doubt France might top it. Never stopped me working mind. Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office . We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays. We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' . Don't forget the odd "pont jour" also Edited March 30, 2018 by BigTone Quote Link to comment
Nogbad the Bad Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Just been reminded by @The Enormous Turnip that our memorable trip to Oakwell to see Greg Goodridge's winner was FOURTEEN years ago. The bloke on the tannoy as we made our way out knew what was in store for us, 'Good luck in the play offs Bristol, and SEE YOU NEXT SEASON.' 1 Quote Link to comment
Son of Fred Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: Bernie the bolt. ( one for the oldies ! ) Remember "Maid of the month",Major ?!!........ Quote Link to comment
Major Isewater Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said: Remember "Maid of the month",Major ?!!........ Is this the warning of another paternity suit ? It wasn't me it was that Hucker fellow. It was a grudge pregnancy, Hucker had it in for me . Edited March 30, 2018 by Major Isewater 4 Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Is this the warning of another paternity suit ? You mean there could be more Majorettes to join the family you old devil ? Stunners all of them !! Edited March 30, 2018 by BigTone 1 Quote Link to comment
Son of Fred Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Is this the warning of another paternity suit ? It wasn't me it was that Hucker fellow. It was a grudge pregnancy, Hucker had it in for me . He's the one wot dunnit!.........Jenny Lee Wright 'comes to mind..... 1 Quote Link to comment
Major Isewater Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, BigTone said: You mean there could be more Majorettes to join the family you old devil ? The one in the top photo , 2nd right , looking a bit lost , does have a family resemblance. Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: The one in the top photo , 2nd right , looking a bit lost , does have a family resemblance. The one 2nd from the left looks like she forgot to put her teeth in. Do you share them (the teeth that is) ? Edited March 30, 2018 by BigTone 1 Quote Link to comment
Nogbad the Bad Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Major Isewater said: The one in the top photo , 2nd right , looking a bit lost , does have a family resemblance. Are you Gary Collier Major? 1 Quote Link to comment
PHILINFRANCE Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: Bernie the bolt. ( one for the oldies ! ) Bernie the Bolt, Please. Even older ones might even remember Heinz! Quote Link to comment
pongo88 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 44 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office . We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays. We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' . If you’re in the office, Major, why aren’t you doing any work? Or is the expression “office” just another way of saying the local bar? Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: Bernie the Bolt, Please. Even older ones might even remember Heinz! Ja, Heinz ze bolt !!! Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, pongo88 said: If you’re in the office, Major, why aren’t you doing any work? Or is the expression “office” just another way of saying the local bar? You've been sprung Your Maj. Let's hope your Mrs doesn't find out. PS: Is she Neil Warnocks twin sister ? Edited March 30, 2018 by BigTone Quote Link to comment
wendyredredrobin Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) hopefully we can crucify Barnsley today and our defence will be resurrected on Monday with the return off Aden Flint. I will be cross if we don't get at least 4 points from these games. Any less and we will have egg on our faces. Really hoping that it will be a Good Friday for City. Edited March 30, 2018 by wendyredredrobin Quote Link to comment
BigTone Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: hopefully we can crucify Barnsley today and our defence will be resurrected on Monday with the return off Aden Flint. I will be cross if we don't get at least 4 points from these games. Any less and we will have egg on our faces. Really hoping that it will be a Good Friday for City. It ain't over till the Easter Bunny sings Quote Link to comment
Bazooka Joe Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, BigTone said: I thought Doris was a sheep I thought Doris was a day. 1 Quote Link to comment
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