Negan Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Whenever we’re on TV and I’m watching i like to play a little game in my head. The usual cliche lines the commentator has to say when we play, feel free to add any as I’m sure there are more. “Only fools and horses was filmed in that tower block didn’t you know” “hull city Wembley final defeat, fatty dean windass” “Marlon pack cost only 75k! That’s mental” “Aden Flint’s gone, he was the only player we knew about” “that cup run last season, they pushed Man City!” “Lee Johnson’s dad used to manage this side and now he does :laugh:” “Joe Bryan’s dad saved Lee Johnson’s dads life” “this club is ready for the premier league!” I’m sure there are more, I know the commentators are just doing their job but they recycle the same stuff about us every game. Can’t make it today so I’ll be watching it on tv, will probably miss the first hour though! So here’s hoping we’re 5-0 up by then and I can enjoy the last 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 “One of the few championship teams to have never graced the premier league” “There’s a real feeling that something special is happening in BS3” “Bristol” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 `Steve Lansdown stuck with Lee Johnson during a record losing spell which would have seen most managers sacked` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeCiderRed Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Bristol city, whose majority shareholder is an actual billionaire. Unlike their local rivals Bristol Rovers. Theirs hasn't got a pot to piss in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globe Trotter Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Coldseal 3 little pigs and wolfy sure to get a mention today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 The good old ‘sleeping giant’ and billionaire owner got to be in the mix I would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Clifton suspension bridge over to our left ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCinNW6 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Lee Johnson, student of the game, once spent time in an A&E ward to see how people work under pressure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 If last nights shite commentary and Man City love in was anything to go by it’ll be all about Wolves and hardly mention us at all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Got to be the Nuno LJ doing their badges together thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 I imagine last season’s cup games against the Manchester teams will get a mention. Also that it’s 40-odd years since we were in the top division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted February 17, 2019 Admin Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 City deserved that victory They'll do well in the Premier league next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fpcity Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 High hopes for Lloyd Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted February 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 hours ago, BCFCinNW6 said: Lee Johnson, student of the game, once spent time in an A&E ward to see how people work under pressure... Also did you know lee Johnson’s likes to measure the length of the grass? They love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelbcfc Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 And that is the first career hat trick for Josh Brownhill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCinNW6 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, Negan said: Also did you know lee Johnson’s likes to measure the length of the grass? They love that one. ...In Michelin starred restaurants no less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Bristol City lost their three best players in the summer. It's twenty past one and the Wolves fans are still arriving...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 We were always ‘ City Slickers ‘ when we won . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider hoss rules Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 'sleepy corner of the west country' Just so the plastics all over the world know Bristol is just outside Birmingham, where the giants of Aston Villa are marching back to the premier league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Called Bristol numerous times too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 10 hours ago, Negan said: Whenever we’re on TV and I’m watching i like to play a little game in my head. The usual cliche lines the commentator has to say when we play, feel free to add any as I’m sure there are more. “Only fools and horses was filmed in that tower block didn’t you know” ......there was no filming inside that tower block - apologies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 That's 20 crosses that Fammy has failed to get on the end of now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Made the final in 1908 y'know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 That historic victory against Liverpool in the FA Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 hours ago, Judda said: Made the final in 1908 y'know... Aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem. 1909, old chap. I can't believe that it was nearly 10 years ago since this took place.....http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/8015389.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Curr Avon said: Aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem. 1909, old chap. I can't believe that it was nearly 10 years ago since this took place.....http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/8015389.stm 1908-09? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted February 20, 2019 Admin Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, Judda said: 1908-09? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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