Portred Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 GHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 ‘We’ve got our stadium’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Questionable merchandise in the club 'shop' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 University freshers week display complete with whiteboard that looked like it had been coloured in by a 5 year old. Open top bus parade along deserted streets to celebrate finishing 2nd in the Conference. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Opposition managers referring to their best stand as 'that shit grandstand' from the touchline 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 34 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: Having raffles to determine the shirt sponsor - the loser got to have their name on the kit for the season How could I forget? The Pub team....sponsored by a pub 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: Questionable merchandise in the club 'shop' Don't forget these! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southend Blue Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 I know "can we play you every week" is something of a cliche but they just might be on to something. Didn't make the trip over there but first half was poor, after the interval we raised our game and were deserved winners. Top of the league is good and all very well but it's like two games we've played along with others, a bit soon to be getting carried away. Some (of our) supporters are getting excited and while not to knock your own, but some of our fans will do a dance every time the fridge light comes on. We have Rochdale next, I can see three wins out of three but that's just the sort of opposition that have caused us problems before. If it seems too good to be true it usually is. We're going to leave Rovers alone for now, I'm tired of beating them but we really need to be getting out of this League as soon as possible and return to the second level. Yeah we're not the force of years before, but us in the third division ? Come on it's not really on is it. 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Not forgetting the Feng Shui thing... Feng Shui, we always thought, was the sound you made when you sneezed but, we've been told, it is actually an ancient Chinese art that involves moving your furniture around your room until you feel mellow (or something like that). When Feng shui "experts" Guy de Beaujeu and Patrick Stockhausen arrived at Bristol Rovers one day last year and promised that if let work their magic a mellow Rovers line-up would beat Gillingham in their next game, the club said "yes please". So, on the advice of the pair, the club installed a tank containing plastic fish behind one of the goals, staff were asked to ensure that the ground's toilet seats were down at all times, a ceramic frog was hung above the front gate, potted house plants were positioned in all four corners of the players' dressing room and hanging wind chimes were placed around the stadium. Match result? Bristol Rovers 0, Gillingham 1. PS: Last Friday night mortified Rovers officials tuned in to ITV2's comedy series The Gatecrashers and realised they'd been had - the whole Feng shui thing was a prank. Blushes all 'round. Ceramic frog binned. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: ‘The Football Directory’ on Facebook sticking the boot in... What the **** is that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Portred said: GHS 3 letters guaranteed to strike fear into.....absolutely no-one. The famous GHS...but only in their own minds. I thought it stood for great hair straighteners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman_Stand Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) Negotiating a gentleman's agreement not to sign eachothrrs players with us and promptly seeing us loan our youngsters to clubs of their level and seeing them excel regularly Edited September 19, 2020 by Dolman_Stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 This is one of my favourites 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Southend Blue said: I know "can we play you every week" is something of a cliche but they just might be on to something. Didn't make the trip over there but first half was poor, after the interval we raised our game and were deserved winners. Top of the league is good and all very well but it's like two games we've played along with others, a bit soon to be getting carried away. Some (of our) supporters are getting excited and while not to knock your own, but some of our fans will do a dance every time the fridge light comes on. We have Rochdale next, I can see three wins out of three but that's just the sort of opposition that have caused us problems before. If it seems too good to be true it usually is. We're going to leave Rovers alone for now, I'm tired of beating them but we really need to be getting out of this League as soon as possible and return to the second level. Yeah we're not the force of years before, but us in the third division ? Come on it's not really on is it. Shit happens mate. My first game watching city was 1976 as a 5 year old. So I watched your club in the top flight with us [although I can’t remember it that much) You won the F.A and uefa cups. A amazing achievement for a relatively small club. Similar to forest in many ways . Even though you’re in league one now. We can all still laugh at Bristol rovers. Edited September 19, 2020 by steviestevieneville 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Don't forget Jake's dad ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Remind me, how long ago did they make that video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Lew-T said: What the **** is that? An identity parade if I'm not mistaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Got the open top bus. Remembered ‘Barcelona of L2’ just after I’d posted I would also add that overweight cretin who put "Windass 9" on the back of his cheap rag. Boycotting Sainsbury's. The famous chasers night club canopy. The sickly needy grovelling please love us with Sunderland. The Tramp. Moaning on Talk Sport about how big they are after our Cup Semi Final which only served to make them look even more stupid and small minded. The strange fascination with tents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: Gimp running away from a horse dressed in questionable attire is another one for the list Shouldn’t take the piss but fair play to that lad,not only does he have a crap haircut but a amputated leg and no thumb,bless him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Swede said: I would also add that overweight cretin who put "Windass 9" on the back of his cheap rag. Boycotting Sainsbury's. The famous chasers night club canopy. The sickly needy grovelling please love us with Sunderland. The Tramp. Moaning on Talk Sport about how big they are after our Cup Semi Final which only served to make them look even more stupid and small minded. The strange fascination with tents. Their desperation on the Man City forum after we played really well at the Etihad and outsung the Champions of England. The reply IIRC was 'who are you'? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: Their desperation on the Man City forum after we played really well at the Etihad and outsung the Champions of England. The reply IIRC was 'who are you'? You’re welcome... 2 2 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayOutWest Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 14 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: They gave row M a free crowdie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 “Prowed” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 8 hours ago, BS2 Red said: This is one of my favourites That car boot sale trestle table full of tat really does sum up their tin pottidness. Obviously the colouring crayons are the dingle fruit cherry on top of the clack. The gift. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, TomF said: Here is it, great choice of music lads oooh nice shoes Check out on 35 secs how the have blanked the guy on the right in the baseball caps face, whats that all about? Seriously can they do anything right? Edited September 20, 2020 by Crackers Corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 11 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Hayes, Hitchin and Darlo in the cup ( still fancy I've missed a couple) . oh and Doncaster United vase ! Alot of what they do is very, very funny, but not much beats the Doncaster United vases for a complete and utter tinpot shambles..! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Davey Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, TomF said: Here is it, great choice of music lads oooh nice shoes Thats got to be a wind up , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Jim Davey said: Thats got to be a wind up , Just so I understand, this is bragging that they have more than 30 law breaking chav knuckle-draggers amongst their ranks and this is some kind of accomplishment. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: You’re welcome... Was that the game at Chelsea where they did indeed sell an impressive 4k tickets, but in truth did NOT actually sell out their entire allocation..? Only a few short of it, but dispelling the myth that they would have taken thousands more if there were thousands more available. The only reason they took 4k season ticket holders is because they only have 4k* season ticket holders..! Idiot..!. *they didn't have that many last season I believe and certainly don't now, having sold 1.5k PRE Covid, compared to our 12k, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, TomF said: Here is it, great choice of music lads oooh nice shoes Probably arranged their own Police Escort again. At the time this video appeared I did think the choice of backing music was interesting....do they even know who Robert Del Naja supports? Geoff Barrow is a Gashead, could’ve used ‘Sour Times’ by Portishead. “Ohh, Look at our trainers...” ******* pounders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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