Bar BS3 Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, JBFC II said: When they were 1-1 against Cardiff reserves in a pre season friendly. Its the 4th time I've posted it, felt they needed reminding we most certainly are watching... Ah I see. Just before Flint scored the winner..?! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Lanterne Rouge said: We now have to add crowdies to the ever-lengthening list of hilarious things they have regaled us with down the years. I think it should be ranked somewhere between Santa`s Grotto and Row M on the #sagdisasterarea scale. That's a list I feel we need, just for a good old trip down memory lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, JBFC II said: That's a list I feel we need, just for a good old trip down memory lane Oh we do have a good old reminisce on this thread every now and again and the list is quite impressive. Everything from being dumped out the league by a team wearing their kit to fake Fanta. It truly is a prowed record of achievement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, Lanterne Rouge said: Oh we do have a good old reminisce on this thread every now and again and the list is quite impressive. Everything from being dumped out the league by a team wearing their kit to fake Fanta. It truly is a prowed record of achievement. Oh but don't forget that being dumped out of the league is the best thing to ever happen to them... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, JBFC II said: Oh but don't forget that being dumped out of the league is the best thing to ever happen to them... Wasn`t it just a brief sojourn into Division Five? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) I suppose they had to put the cutouts up as the deluded few had paid for them but the average methane snorter watchin their game today must have been thinking (apart from this is really shit) those damn shiteds will give us unbearable stick for this. Yep saggies, we've seen it and are laughing at you, yet again! #LOSERS OTIB. Getting thrown out of the league by Sir Colin, in a r*vers kit, has to be at the top of their list but being the only side knocked out of a cup competition before it started was pretty good, as was the window head butter. Edited September 19, 2020 by Ska Junkie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 It's like the only reason they exist is to amuse us. They really serve no other purpose. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Wasn`t it just a brief sojourn into Division Five? Of course, and only so they could show the sides down there how the Real Madrid of league 2 play, whilst wowing them with the best support in the world. If anything, they did it for the benefit of the sides of division 5, who will never see anything like the famous blue and white quarterz again... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, Kid in the Riot said: It's like the only reason they exist is to amuse us. They really serve no other purpose. I`ve said it before that I`m convinced that they are a long term installation project by the KLF. Surely only the diseased imaginations of Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond could dream up the catastrophes that have befallen them down the years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Kid in the Riot said: It's like the only reason they exist is to amuse us. They really serve no other purpose. Be fair. They've also kept Go Outdoors and Babestation afloat over lockdown Edited September 19, 2020 by JBFC II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, JBFC II said: Of course, and only so they could show the sides down there how the Real Madrid of league 2 play, whilst wowing them with the best support in the world. If anything, they did it for the benefit of the sides of division 5, who will HOPE THEY never see anything like the famous blue and white quarterz again... Edited for accuracy although I have a suspicion they will be back there relatively soon! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 i like the fact that they havent applied for a trial crowd match. would the stewards wages outweigh the profits from those that actually pay?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 33 minutes ago, Kid in the Riot said: It's like the only reason they exist is to amuse us. They really serve no other purpose. Rename them the wasps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, JBFC II said: That's a list I feel we need, just for a good old trip down memory lane I’ll give it a go, bear in mind that most clubs aren’t lucky enough to have such comically shit ‘rivals’.. Relegated to Non League by a team wearing their kit Santas Grotto Bath City, Braintree, FGR etc Only taking 26k to Wembley Shafted by Sainsbury’s Barrow, Chesham, Barnet in the FA Cup UWE Stadium plans down the bog Losing their £10 million striker to us for Peanuts The Worlds shittest open top bus parade 6th Richest club in the country? ”Unlucky da shit” video ”Thank you Matty Taylor” ABBA style Matty Taylor tribute video Plastic chairs Tents Fake Fanta Boob Cricket Comparing their support to Leeds and Norwich Babestation Santas Grotto mk II Thieving from their own Their players coming to watch us play. Piping crowd noise through their PA on match days Putting our scores on their scoreboard during their own match Those Villa fans exposing them for the obsessed morons they are They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few. 1 1 6 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: I’ll give it a go, bear in mind that most clubs aren’t lucky enough to have such comically shit ‘rivals’.. Relegated to Non League by a team wearing their kit Santas Grotto Bath City, Braintree, FGR etc Only taking 26k to Wembley Shafted by Sainsbury’s Barrow, Chesham, Barnet in the FA Cup UWE Stadium plans down the bog Losing their £10 million striker to us for Peanuts The Worlds shittest open top bus parade 6th Richest club in the country? ”Unlucky da shit” video ”Thank you Matty Taylor” ABBA style Matty Taylor tribute video Plastic chairs Tents Fake Fanta Boob Cricket Comparing their support to Leeds and Norwich Babestation Santas Grotto mk II Thieving from their own Their players coming to watch us play. Piping crowd noise through their PA on match days Putting our scores on their scoreboard during their own match Those Villa fans exposing them for the obsessed morons they are They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few. You have forgotten mine, Peter ! Taking a year to get a “big” tv screen up. Only then realising they had insufficient power, so needed some generators in rather quickly. Then the crowning moment. Finding our it was supplied by a company owned by none other than “the rosy cheeked tax dodger” from Guernsey. Our very own Sir Steve Lansdown. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few. The non existent "Row M" The disabled viewing area cobbled together from 2 by 4 and plastic. The automatic electronic stadium entrance system consisting of a turnstile operator having to press a button. The requirement for an automatic stadium entrance system due to fans handing season tickets through the fence. Match day stewards taking back handers. A big screen TV for the stadium purchased from a company owned by our chairman. One of their biggest spends of the last 20 years only scoring 4 league goals in almost 100 appearances. Fans headbutting minibuses on the Gloucester Road. I think that's a few more. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: I’ll give it a go, bear in mind that most clubs aren’t lucky enough to have such comically shit ‘rivals’.. Relegated to Non League by a team wearing their kit Santas Grotto Bath City, Braintree, FGR etc Only taking 26k to Wembley Shafted by Sainsbury’s Barrow, Chesham, Barnet in the FA Cup UWE Stadium plans down the bog Losing their £10 million striker to us for Peanuts The Worlds shittest open top bus parade 6th Richest club in the country? ”Unlucky da shit” video ”Thank you Matty Taylor” ABBA style Matty Taylor tribute video Plastic chairs Tents Fake Fanta Boob Cricket Comparing their support to Leeds and Norwich Babestation Santas Grotto mk II Thieving from their own Their players coming to watch us play. Piping crowd noise through their PA on match days Putting our scores on their scoreboard during their own match Those Villa fans exposing them for the obsessed morons they are They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few. Thatcher years, divorce, dead dog. City in the away end/waiting for us. Open top bus. Barcelona of League Two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said: Thatcher years, divorce, dead dog. City in the away end/waiting for us. Open top bus. Barcelona of League Two. Got the open top bus. Remembered ‘Barcelona of L2’ just after I’d posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: I’ll give it a go, bear in mind that most clubs aren’t lucky enough to have such comically shit ‘rivals’.. Relegated to Non League by a team wearing their kit Santas Grotto Bath City, Braintree, FGR etc Only taking 26k to Wembley Shafted by Sainsbury’s Barrow, Chesham, Barnet in the FA Cup UWE Stadium plans down the bog Losing their £10 million striker to us for Peanuts The Worlds shittest open top bus parade 6th Richest club in the country? ”Unlucky da shit” video ”Thank you Matty Taylor” ABBA style Matty Taylor tribute video Plastic chairs Tents Fake Fanta Boob Cricket Comparing their support to Leeds and Norwich Babestation Santas Grotto mk II Thieving from their own Their players coming to watch us play. Piping crowd noise through their PA on match days Putting our scores on their scoreboard during their own match Those Villa fans exposing them for the obsessed morons they are They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few. Becoming the first ever league club to fail to qualify for the first round of the league cup. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, Kid in the Riot said: Becoming the first ever league club to fail to qualify for the first round of the league cup. That really was ******* hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: I’ll give it a go, bear in mind that most clubs aren’t lucky enough to have such comically shit ‘rivals’.. Relegated to Non League by a team wearing their kit Santas Grotto Bath City, Braintree, FGR etc Only taking 26k to Wembley Shafted by Sainsbury’s Barrow, Chesham, Barnet in the FA Cup UWE Stadium plans down the bog Losing their £10 million striker to us for Peanuts The Worlds shittest open top bus parade 6th Richest club in the country? ”Unlucky da shit” video ”Thank you Matty Taylor” ABBA style Matty Taylor tribute video Plastic chairs Tents Fake Fanta Boob Cricket Comparing their support to Leeds and Norwich Babestation Santas Grotto mk II Thieving from their own Their players coming to watch us play. Piping crowd noise through their PA on match days Putting our scores on their scoreboard during their own match Those Villa fans exposing them for the obsessed morons they are They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I’ve got a feeling I’ve forgotten a few. Hayes, Hitchin and Darlo in the cup ( still fancy I've missed a couple) . oh and Doncaster United vase ! Edited September 19, 2020 by slartibartfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Horsepunching 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Do the lies of Hembury Gas count as an entry, or is he just mentally unwell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Hayes, Hitchin and Darlo in the cup ( still fancy I've missed a couple0 . That’s the startling thing about the list I posted, everything on that massive list was just in the last 6 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Gimp running away from a horse dressed in questionable attire is another one for the list 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 minute ago, TomF said: Going back a bit but remember Dunford’s meltdown on their forum I don't, what was he annoyed about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Having raffles to determine the shirt sponsor - the loser got to have their name on the kit for the season 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Stadium upgrades on a par with Spurs including clean carpets, sprinklers and a brand new canopy from B&M for the directors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 New ticket office arriving. shipping container being lifted in by crane, proudly announced on their social media ‘Never played in the top or bottom division’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 GHS drinking in the blue oyster in weston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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