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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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59 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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I think that could be a new watch ! That's where the money has gone 😀😀

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1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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I bet he had to pay for that shirt can't see the Gas being able to afford to give shirts away.

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2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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The skint prince of hot-air.

Lyric challenge anyone?

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13 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield

In west Jordan town born and raised
In the watch shop where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in da fional turd
I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield”

I whistled for a dog and when it came near

The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear
I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine
But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time

I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge”
Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed 
To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield 

Outstanding.

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16 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield

In west Jordan town born and raised
In the watch shop where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in da fional turd
I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield”

I whistled for a dog and when it came near

The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear
I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine
But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time

I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge”
Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed 
To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield 

Unbelievable Jeff  :clap:

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1 hour ago, weepywall said:

I bet he had to pay for that shirt can't see the Gas being able to afford to give shirts away.

Which made it 279 they’ve sold this season. 

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3 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Will Smith is saying "look pal I don't need no cleaning products as I leave all that side of thing to my chauffeur, hence he gets to choose what rags are preferable for the care of my vehicles, now **** off. 

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40 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit or kneel
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Horfield

In west Jordan town born and raised
In the watch shop where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching Tom Nicholls hitting row Q
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in da fional turd
I got in one little fight with a horse and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with Nick Higgs and the Tramp in Horfield”

I whistled for a dog and when it came near

The Collar said "Darrell” and it **ssed Fanta clear
I bought a TV and thought it would fit on a tent spine
But I thought nah, forget it, these things take time

I pulled up to a slum about seven and a bit
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes This ain’t Stamford Bridge”
Looked at my kingdom I was finally sealed 
To sit on my throne as the prince of Horfield 

Won't be a patch on yours, but I'll have a go.

Now, this is a story all about time,

'Cos the Gas don't work from 9 till 5.

I'd suggest you take a moment, and sit right there.

As I tell how to snatch defeat from the jaws of despair.

 

See, once upon a time, couple of year ago

Plans were submitted for a shiny new home.

Terracing, patios, replaced by a fool

With money he'd get from a grocery-store.

 

When a couple of guys, who were legally sound,

Found the contract wasn't quite so nonporous bound.

With the swish of a pen and a note in the press

Those Fewers started to feel somewhat depressed.

 

They cried 'unfair' as they went to appeal,

And all they got was a big legal bill.

If anything you could say that this is a laugh,

But no, the alternative is a move back to Bath.

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4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Who gets an invitation to a film viewing, in the presence of starring cast members then thinks “I know. I’ll have a shirt made up with his name on it and take it with me on the off chance that I can present it to him (and have my photo taken with a celeb)”? I bet his kids cringed. 

I suspect that Wael has a drawer full of Jester shirts with “Keanu”, “Rebel”, “Benedict” etc on the back reminding him of galas he’s attended but not met the stars. 

What a two-bit glory hunter!

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7 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Fresh Prince of Bellend?

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7 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Drake next..........hopefully.

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Lines has joined Northampton. Clarke tried to hijack it and all, think they'd have all gone and gotten cheap season tickets at Walsall instead of paying the extortionate rates Wael charges if he'd have gone there.

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On 09/05/2019 at 07:39, SirColinOfMansfield said:

 

What sort of alternative universe would somebody have to inhabit to even dream this up?

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One’s Messi, the other is Messy........

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13 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Fvck me he is alive then!!! Couple of things on this, apparently this pic was taken at a Film Premiere for Will Smith? What desperate turd takes a Football Shirt there especially that monstrosity in the hope of getting a photo with someone famous? :facepalm:

Also this taken from Sagchat......

Out of interest what do you feel is the alternative to Wael, the last owners nearly pushed us to Admin and there's no signs of any potential owners offering to build us a stadium, the 82er's just got lucky that Pantsdown had so much money he decided to waste a load of it on a team he never supported as a youngster. 

No it’s not luck at all you dimwit, and atleast SL actually puts his money where his mouth is and doesn’t bullshit his way through anything he’s faced with, unlike your Camel Toucher, who doesn’t spend anything from his own pocket and funnily enough never supported your shower as a youngster either, all his interested in is looking for famous people so he can put it on his Instagram 😂😂😂

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15 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Just when you think it`s all gone quiet for a bit the gift giveth.

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16 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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Wally has a matching jester jersey with "CAN'T"

Most think its because he hasn't got any money but it's actually a cockney term of endearment according to his Chelsea supporting mates.

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15 hours ago, weepywall said:

I bet he had to pay for that shirt can't see the Gas being able to afford to give shirts away.

Well at least he's saved a quid by having WILL instead of SMITH on the back.

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On 13/05/2019 at 05:17, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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I wouldn’t know where to begin with this. Talk about vanity projects. Regardless of any football loyalty, it’s just excruciating. Does the bloke have no shame? It’s hero worship on a scale normally reserved for overexcited teenage girls at a One Direction show. What a funny little man he is!

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25 minutes ago, Judah_Eskendar_Tafar said:

I wouldn’t know where to begin with this. Talk about vanity projects. Regardless of any football loyalty, it’s just excruciating. Does the bloke have no shame? It’s hero worship on a scale normally reserved for overexcited teenage girls at a One Direction show. What a funny little man he is!

Surprised he didn't give him a Chelsea shirt.

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1 hour ago, Judah_Eskendar_Tafar said:

I wouldn’t know where to begin with this. Talk about vanity projects. Regardless of any football loyalty, it’s just excruciating. Does the bloke have no shame? It’s hero worship on a scale normally reserved for overexcited teenage girls at a One Direction show. What a funny little man he is!

His tenure at the club is beginning to remind me of the celebrity era at Exeter.  He's using his family's ownership of the football club to mix with celebrities.

David Blaine, Michael Jackson and Uri Geller wonder what the hell they're doing at a rainy St James' Park.

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A very nice man and Will Smith.

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2 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

His tenure at the club is beginning to remind me of the celebrity era at Exeter.  He's using his family's ownership of the football club to mix with celebrities.

David Blaine, Michael Jackson and Uri Geller wonder what the hell they're doing at a rainy St James' Park.

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A very nice man and Will Smith.

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Wasn’t  there a pic of Wael, in a similar pose, though sans jester shirt, with Aston Villa assistant coach John Terry?

I can imagine that Wael’s house is adorned with photos of him with various celebs he’s wheedled his way to meet.

Egotist

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5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Wasn’t  there a pic of Wael, in a similar pose, though sans jester shirt, with Aston Villa assistant coach John Terry?

I can imagine that Wael’s house is adorned with photos of him with various celebs he’s wheedled his way to meet.

Egotist

What an absolute shower they are, from the assorted misfits and crocks that constitute the playing staff, the eye-sore and health-hazard that is their ground, their bizarre fan base that seems like nothing so much as a Victorian travelling freak show, right through to the uber embarrassing attention seeking chairman, the entire club is beyond parody.

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17 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Wasn’t  there a pic of Wael, in a similar pose, though sans jester shirt, with Aston Villa assistant coach John Terry?

I can imagine that Wael’s house is adorned with photos of him with various celebs he’s wheedled his way to meet.

Egotist

I remember it but I can't find it.

Found this though

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Bristol Rovers will not move to their new stadium until the 2016/17 season. Nick Higgs, chairman of the club, told the Bristol Post newspaper that delays caused by a judicial review and an application to list the stadium as a war memorial had forced the club to put back the project by a year.

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Mr Higgs said: “As far as we are concerned we have clearance at the moment and there are no more challenges. No one is standing in our way anymore in terms of the stadium.”

He added: “We have missed the start of the 2015/16 season now for the stadium to be ready. The appeals have stopped work on the scheme until they were resolved.

“In all, the delays have taken us back to where we were last autumn before the judicial review was launched.

“It has cost us a year and about £1.5 million so far. We hope to get the building work started some time this year.”

Rovers’ move to their new ground in Stoke Gifford has been dogged with controversies.

Campaigners protested against a Sainsbury’s due to be built on the site of the current ground. After planning permission was finally granted, a judicial review created more delays.

The relegated club see its sale as essential if they are to build a 21,700 all-seater stadium on land owned by the University of West England in time for the start of the 2016/17 season.

 

 

I guess they must have not liked the site as they are playing back at their old ground again.

http://www.southwestbusiness.co.uk/news/09062014073325-bristol-rovers-move-to-new-ground-delayed-after-visit-from-secretary-of-state/

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On 13/05/2019 at 05:17, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Wally is back ...

 

... and he is still absolutely determined ...

 

... to be a total embarrassment to the Sags (and the "famous quarters")!

 

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He actually got a shirt made with Will on the back, wouldn’t have expected that sort of forward planning from Wael to be honest!

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On 13/05/2019 at 06:17, weepywall said:

I think that could be a new watch ! That's where the money has gone 😀😀

I saw Wally wandering around Ashton and asked him what he was doing.  Said he was looking for Nelson Mandela house as he heard there was someone there that could do him a good deal on a Rolex.

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Is there an easy solution to this? Maybe the shirt was actually for Wael himself but because no-one in the clubshop knows who he is or has even seen him, they assumed his name was Will?

This can only be rectified by taking the shirt on the inaugural 2019 'Where there's a WILL, there's a WAEL' tour....first up, Will Smith. Followed by sightings of the shirt with famous Wills. Next up the novelist and satirist Will Self then the BBC Arts & Entertainment Editor Will Gompertz.

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3 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

Is there an easy solution to this? Maybe the shirt was actually for Wael himself but because no-one in the clubshop knows who he is or has even seen him, they assumed his name was Will?

This can only be rectified by taking the shirt on the inaugural 2019 'Where there's a WILL, there's a WAEL' tour....first up, Will Smith. Followed by sightings of the shirt with famous Wills. Next up the novelist and satirist Will Self then the BBC Arts & Entertainment Editor Will Gompertz.

He is saving up, one letter at a time, to try and convince shoe retailers, Freeman Hardy & Willis to sponsor them.

These thing apparently take time, they hope to have a deal in place by 2027.

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2 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

Is there an easy solution to this? Maybe the shirt was actually for Wael himself but because no-one in the clubshop knows who he is or has even seen him, they assumed his name was Will?

This can only be rectified by taking the shirt on the inaugural 2019 'Where there's a WILL, there's a WAEL' tour....first up, Will Smith. Followed by sightings of the shirt with famous Wills. Next up the novelist and satirist Will Self then the BBC Arts & Entertainment Editor Will Gompertz.

And signing them up so that they have a team of celebrities.  Then they really will be da faymuz roverzzzz

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7 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

And still no accounts submitted...

At what point will they be transfer embargoed by the EFL for non compliance?

I asked this very question 

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12 hours ago, phantom said:

I asked this very question 

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Technically yes but they are unable to register new players if they haven't submitted their financial information, viz audited accounts, to the EFL.

He's right in that the EFL doesn't apply this sanction for non-filing at Companies House but I would regard that as a technicality.

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12 hours ago, CiderJar said:

At what point will Bolton overtake them next season? 4, 5 or 6 games in?

Well, if the accounting saga drags on much further, Bolton could start the season ahead of them alphabetically.

#Gasmin

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4 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Technically yes but they are unable to register new players if they haven't submitted their financial information, viz audited accounts, to the EFL.

Which won't be an issue until mid June at the earliest

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On ‎13‎/‎05‎/‎2019 at 22:02, Swede said:

Wally has a matching jester jersey with "CAN'T"

As in facking cant?

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23 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

He actually got a shirt made with Will on the back, wouldn’t have expected that sort of forward planning from Wael to be honest!

I’m surprised that he didn’t promise that he’d deliver him a shirt & show him a hand drawn mock up off one. Several months, then years later, Will Smith would still be waiting for Wally to deliver what he’d promised. 

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On 13/05/2019 at 12:41, Numero Uno said:

Drake next..........hopefully.

Dont think they need Drake to curse them! They will be shit anyway!

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7 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Technically yes but they are unable to register new players if they haven't submitted their financial information, viz audited accounts, to the EFL.

He's right in that the EFL doesn't apply this sanction for non-filing at Companies House but I would regard that as a technicality.

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1 hour ago, Riaz said:

Dont think they need Drake to curse them! They will be shit anyway!

Plymouth fan surely?

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14 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Plymouth fan surely?

Yes he has his own circus down there, doesn't need another one under tents up here. :) 

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