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42nite

Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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3 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Is that meant to be a piss take ?

You haven't got the hang of it have you..

 

These things take time!

And we've had many years of practice.

I've lost count!

 

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In all fairness the attendance would have probably been much higher if the new series of Bake Off hadn't started tonight.

4 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

We dont care because you lost anyway. Xx

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3 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Pssssssst

We sold him for more than your whole tinpot outfit is Worth lock stock barrel, and a fair bit of change

Not the brightest are you

#MINDHECHASM

CIty x

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4 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Just the £22m for him, that could get you a new stadium in South Gloucestershire and the fruit market.. Another open top bus parade because your player scored against our former player..

Just clocked up your 117th post on a rival forum, who's obsessed again? 

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I just bumped into some Brighton fans and they said that....*

a) they’ve never seen such a loyal and vocal set of supporters as they did tonight and the welcome they received, definitely makes Bristol Rovers their favourite team in Bristol, if not Western Europe, apart from Brighton, obviously. 

b) They couldn’t believe the state of the ground and compared it to either Chernobyl or billy smarts circus. 

They found the portaloos hideous and couldn’t work out why when Adam Webster touched the ball, he was met with mongaloid sounding jeers of “shed”..?!

they see themselves as bigger than both City and Rovers but respect the Model of Bristol City and hadn’t actually realised, before this rounds cup draw, that Rovers were actually back in the football league. 

* both are a complete fabrication, but which is far more likely...? 

7 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

They gave us £20+ million, you ######## moron..! 😂😂

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1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Pssssssst

We sold him for more than your whole tinpot outfit is Worth lock stock barrel, and a fair bit of change

Not the brightest are you

#MINDHECHASM

CIty x

What is it with these Pikeys coming on here and actually thinking they can take the piss ?

What are they on ?

They have absolutely no self awareness.

Stupid doesn't do it justice.

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5 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

I can think of 22 Million reasons why We're not bothered if Webster was poor. As for 'obssessing', I didn't know it meant taking the piss?

You've given us a laugh tonight, I'll give you that. At least you could get home quickly as 1000s of your fans must have forgotten the game was on.

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6 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

What is it with these Pikeys coming on here and actually thinking they can take the piss ?

What are they on ?

They have absolutely no self awareness.

Stupid doesn't do it justice.

I actually think it’s great !

Roll up Roll up

:thumbsup:

🤣

 

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12 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

untc

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21 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Her facial expression lets everyone know she had to clean it first before using it...

The portaloo or the erection? 🤣🤣

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21 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Ugh, can you imagine it?

I expect right now there are Brighton fans trying to escape from Royston Veasey surrounded by needy, insecure Sagheads demanding to know if, after tonight, they prefer Rovers supporters to “da shit-eds”?

Please say you prefer us, we’ll ******* scream if you don’t, please, cmon just say it please...” etc

Royston Vasey, indeed !

Hahahaha !!

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13 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Christ.....ark at this Remould 🤦🏻‍♂️

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8 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Just think what you could have done with all that money,

New stadium

New players that aren't free transfers

Clear your debts

Real Fanta

An extra pasty stand complete with pasty seller

Some new whiteboard pens 

Subscription to Babestation

Toilets that are actually plumbed in 

Some of those swanky glow in the dark guy lines and tent pegs

In date crisps

A whole new world!

 

 

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21 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

From your own website:

“Then, from Tom Nichols’ well-guided pass to the right flank, Josh Hare whipped in a cross which Adeboyejo was perfectly positioned to convert, only to be denied by a brilliant intervention by Adam Webster.”

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2 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

I never said anything about amazing cup run. I said we had got further than you which we did. Unlucky da shit!

Pity for you lot that hardly anyone bothered to turn up.

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3 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

I never said anything about amazing cup run. I said we had got further than you which we did. Unlucky da shit!

Plucky effort

Against a reserve side

Packed it out up there no doubt

Back to the relegation battle and impending financial collapse

Nice to see you rush on here so soon after your massive tie, to see what we are saying about you

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I recommend the previous 5 pages - pure gold

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1 hour ago, Unan said:
 
Gastafari
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Brighton are the club we should be looking to emulate.

Similar sized club, similar histories, similar ground issues(They had to play in Gillingham, and The Withdean) etc, etc, etc

New Stadium built, now looking to expand it even further.

Success on the pitch, promotions and winning Football gets the crowds flocking(They are Seagulls of course).

 

Quite simply unbelievable. 

And quite clearly has never visited the Amex and their training/community facilities. 

I have. 

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20 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

Whoever writes the Scum’s match reports is on some very strong drugs. A sampling:

“Rovers were…not plucky. We will not say plucky. That word conjures thoughts of trying hard with little quality. This was not the case. The side two divisions inferior showed genuine ability, time and again, and displayed intent to win the tie. Perhaps, ultimately, it was their downfall. But golly, the attempt was a valiant one.”

“Eight minutes into the game, there was a minor concern over a Rovers player, who took a ball full in the face from close range. One wonders if the shout came…”’Ed Up, Son”.”

“”VAR, VAR, VAR…” chanted the large contingent of Brighton fans taking up the South Stand. We are happy with our new big screen, Seagulls, but this is The Mem. Cool kit launch videos we can do, but VAR is not quite our responsibility yet.”

“there was not much to separate Pirates and Seagulls -let’s face it, both of them would nick your chips”

“Then, from Tom Nichols’ well-guided pass to the right flank, Josh Hare whipped in a cross which Adeboyejo was perfectly positioned to convert, only to be denied by a brilliant intervention by Adam Webster.”

>

“Rover launched one final flurry...”

“Cup chances, gone for a Burton. But a trip to Britain’s brewing capital will see Gasheads with glasses at least three-quarters full.”

...unlike their stadium. 

Is this real? Surely that’s Bert Tanns work! If not you are right, very strong drugs. 

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1 minute ago, WessexPest said:

From your own website:

“Then, from Tom Nichols’ well-guided pass to the right flank, Josh Hare whipped in a cross which Adeboyejo was perfectly positioned to convert, only to be denied by a brilliant intervention by Adam Webster.”

And from the BBC...

The Seagulls gave a debut to centre-back Webster after his summer move from Rovers' local rivals Bristol City for a reported fee of £20m and he almost scored with a downward far-post header from a corner late on, but he was denied by Jaakkola's good reaction save.

Webster, 24, was strong in the air throughout but he was powerless to stop Nichols' equaliser, as the ball dropped nicely for the home side's lively forward on the edge of the area and he clinically swept the ball past David Button.

Sounds like the sag keeper was MOM reading the full match report.

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15 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

So you think the performance of an ex player bothers us? If your trying to suggest he’s 5hit, then just remember the £22 million we pocketed for him would cover the cost of your whole squad, the dump you call a stadium and still have change to buy another £8million player.

keep on dreaming sagass 

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3 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

I never said anything about amazing cup run. I said we had got further than you which we did. Unlucky da shit!

Yep. We've been inconsolable all week since losing away to QPR. Even the players struggled to get over it with their 3 wins. 

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2 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

I never said anything about amazing cup run. I said we had got further than you which we did. Unlucky da shit!

Congrats - you can add that to your FA Trophy first round runners up medal in your bulging trophy cabinet.

Which non-league side is going to humiliate you at the Pisspoorial in the FA Cup this year?

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2 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

I never said anything about amazing cup run. I said we had got further than you which we did. Unlucky da shit!

We appreciate your concern but,really we are fine about it.Glad for you that now have all the bragging rights having achieved this monumental  feat and thrilled for Brighton that they had the honour of sharing a pitch with you.Best Regards.

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1 minute ago, old parkender said:

Is this real? Surely that’s Bert Tanns work! If not you are right, very strong drugs. 

Yep - check the match report out for yourself on their site. Truly bizarre stuff!

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14 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

I can think of 22 Million reasons why We're not bothered if Webster was poor. As for 'obssessing', I didn't know it meant taking the piss?

You've given us a laugh tonight, I'll give you that. At least you could get home quickly as 1000s of your fans must have forgotten the game was on.

They won't recognise in their tiny underformed brains how big a number £22M is - so for all the pikeys still breaking their bedtime curfew, that 59* Tillsons (*actually 59.46 but i've rounded it down to a simple number so your brains don't frazzle like a plug with an incorrect fuse).

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2 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

We're due a cup run this year. We will get to the 3rd round.

So will we. 

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3 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season. Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

Yes , £20 million - worth twice your clubs total value

And

We know all about Prem teams , Manchester United incl Rashford, Zlatan , Pogba ....you get the drift

Maybe you saw it , it was a quarter final live on Sky

Lovely pass to Korey Smith for the winner 

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These sags clearly don't realise how far behind us they are. 

Our club of 2015 is miles behind where we are now in every single respect. 

The Gas couldn't dream of being BCFC of 2015 in terms of structure, fan base etc, let alone us today. 

They'd be utterly amazed if they stepped into our concourses and walked up into the stands.

Dreamworld for them. Like walking into Buck Palace and hoping you could live somewhere like that one day. 

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4 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season. Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

A Prem team that notice quality when they see it. Anyone from the Prem been fishing for any of your shower of shite? Thought not.

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5 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season. Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

City bought your best player three years ago; the same City you’ve been telling us you are “coming for us” for 20 years.

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1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Yes , £20 million - worth twice your clubs total value

And

We know all about Prem teams , Manchester United incl Rashford, Zlatan , Pogba ....you get the drift

Maybe you saw it , it was a quarter final live on Sky

Lovely pass to Korey Smith for the winner 

I reckon that pass earned us another £300k. Or was it £10m?

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1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Yes , £20 million - worth twice your clubs total value

And

We know all about Prem teams , Manchester United incl Rashford, Zlatan , Pogba ....you get the drift

Maybe you saw it , it was a quarter final live on Sky

Lovely pass to Korey Smith for the winner 

Ooh.It has totally slipped my mind who made that pass.Who was it again and how much do you think it was worth?

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3 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

Yes I remember it ******* up your promotion bid alright. Completely self imploded after that game. I think that one was just before you got thrashed 5-0 by someone?

This is a whoosh right 

 

The only question is , will we make the Prem (Not Personally Interested So that’s a pointless attempt with me) before you go out of business ? 

 

Btw - Do you ever confess to being a sad Sag , in real life I mean 

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7 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

About the same amount of time you’ve being  spouting that you’re “coming for us”.

guess which ones more likely

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Keep 'em coming GGMI.  

Its like listening to Ann Widdecombe trying to convince Margot Robbie that, despite her senior years, she's a far better catch. 

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30 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Mmm.  The money we got from the sale of Webster is enough to have paid off the Al Q’s and the debt on the Mem.  The balance plus the sale of the Mem would have paid for a new stadium for you.  Sadly we spent it on multi million pound players that we’ll also make a profit on.  Now where did the £300k for Matty go? 

Numbskull.

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7 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

Yes I remember it ******* up your promotion bid alright. Completely self imploded after that game. I think that one was just before you got thrashed 5-0 by someone?

26 posts and **** all to say..........roll on next week when you can go back to school!

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32 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

Whoever writes the Scum’s match reports is on some very strong drugs. A sampling:

“Rovers were…not plucky. We will not say plucky. That word conjures thoughts of trying hard with little quality. This was not the case. The side two divisions inferior showed genuine ability, time and again, and displayed intent to win the tie. Perhaps, ultimately, it was their downfall. But golly, the attempt was a valiant one.”

“Eight minutes into the game, there was a minor concern over a Rovers player, who took a ball full in the face from close range. One wonders if the shout came…”’Ed Up, Son”.”

“”VAR, VAR, VAR…” chanted the large contingent of Brighton fans taking up the South Stand. We are happy with our new big screen, Seagulls, but this is The Mem. Cool kit launch videos we can do, but VAR is not quite our responsibility yet.”

“there was not much to separate Pirates and Seagulls -let’s face it, both of them would nick your chips”

“Then, from Tom Nichols’ well-guided pass to the right flank, Josh Hare whipped in a cross which Adeboyejo was perfectly positioned to convert, only to be denied by a brilliant intervention by Adam Webster.”

>

“Rover launched one final flurry...”

“Cup chances, gone for a Burton. But a trip to Britain’s brewing capital will see Gasheads with glasses at least three-quarters full.”

...unlike their stadium. 

OH MY GOD THATS ACTUALLY THE REPORT LIFTED FROM THEIR WEBSITE

Absolutely rag bag I literally can’t get over that 😂😂 “but golly..” 😂😂 oh man, seriously? Really? We’ve interrupted their servers or something and posted that haven’t we? Surely?? No? It’s for real? 

“Cool kit launch videos we can do, but VAR is not quite our responsibility yet.”

OH MY GOD, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS.. RAN BY, YOU KNOW, ADULTS

**** me sideways this is immense

Mind the ******* gap 😂😂😂

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Think I might sign up to Gas Chat and see if I last as long as this lot who’ve recently arrived on here

How long do you reckon?

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14 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season. Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

More bullshit 😂😂 no we haven’t you **** wit  😂😂

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