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Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread

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1 minute ago, WessexPest said:

You might match their crowd Saturday at a pinch.

Well you say crowd WP but I like to think the attendances at the Mem as being more of an intimate gathering, or perhaps an exclusive low key get together. 

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Just now, Gas Go Marching In said:

Well plenty of City fans I know have been 😘

Hhhmmm plenty. More lies from the pathological liars. You don’t know any do you. The amount of time you spend on various forums chatting about us I'm surprised you got time to wipe the cum off your sisters belly 

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3 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

Well plenty of City fans I know have been 😘

Plenty of City fans I know haven't been.

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6 minutes ago, 54-46 said:

Think I might sign up to Gas Chat and see if I last as long as this lot who’ve recently arrived on here

How long do you reckon?

If you get on there,try to encourage more ofthem to come on here to " wind us up".They really are great fun to have around the place.

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6 minutes ago, Fjmcity said:

OH MY GOD THATS ACTUALLY THE REPORT LIFTED FROM THEIR WEBSITE

Absolutely rag bag I literally can’t get over that 😂😂 “but golly..” 😂😂 oh man, seriously? Really? We’ve interrupted their servers or something and posted that haven’t we? Surely?? No? It’s for real? 

“Cool kit launch videos we can do, but VAR is not quite our responsibility yet.”

OH MY GOD, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS.. RAN BY, YOU KNOW, ADULTS

**** me sideways this is immense

Mind the ******* gap 😂😂😂

If their supporters aren't giving us a laugh, their club can always be relied upon :laughcont:

You just wouldn't see that sort of shite on any other clubs website, regardless of level.

Amazing.

Bunch of clowns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9w-9x0ur7A

 

 

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Anyway.Back to this idea about the calendar. Could anyone on here put one together? Surely no shortage of material.

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1 minute ago, Slacker said:

Anyway.Back to this idea about the calendar. Could anyone on here put one together? Surely no shortage of material.

I think we have December and May sorted out.

So much material, has to be done.

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7 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

If their supporters aren't giving us a laugh, their club can always be relied upon :laughcont:

You just wouldn't see that sort of shite on any other clubs website, regardless of level.

Amazing.

Bunch of clowns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9w-9x0ur7A

 

 

tyson GIFIt’s killing me, I love it. Kind of shit I would have written for a year 6 sats English creative writing exam

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55 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Whereas we literally bought your best player, for £300k 😂😂😂👍

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40 minutes ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season. Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

So we've been banging on about getting to the Prem since 1999, have we?

Since that time, more importantly, who has progressed the most, developed their stadium, training ground, infrastructure, developed their youth set up and structure etc, to a point where the Prem could be achieved and sustained if achieved? While you're thinking about that...

Oh, and we didn't fall out of the EFL (to a team wearing your own kit) to non league in that time either.

Oh, and did you see England U21 Internationals at AG? Along with Premiership Rugby?

Did you see Lloyd Kelly go to Bournemouth? Or Joe Bryan to Fulham? Or Bobby Reid to Cardiff? 

Still thinking...?

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54 minutes ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

That’s like us buying your best player to stick in our reserves....for about 1.5% of the fee we got

Wonder if Steve fancies buying another football club

 

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29 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

The 3rd round is a cup run ?

:laughcont:

For little, lower league clubs, yes. 

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3 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

So we've been banging on about getting to the Prem since 1999, have we?

Since that time, more importantly, who has progressed the most, developed their stadium, training ground, infrastructure, developed their youth set up and structure etc, to a point where the Prem could be achieved and sustained if achieved? While you're thinking about that...

Oh, and we didn't fall out of the EFL (to a team wearing your own kit) to non league in that time either.

Oh, and did you see England U21 Internationals at AG? Along with Premiership Rugby?

Did you see Liam Kelly go to Bournemouth? Or Joe Bryan to Fulham? Or Bobby Reid to Cardiff? 

Still thinking...?

Was that Lloyds brother BR. ;)

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2 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

 

Oh, and did you see England U21 Internationals at AG? Along with Premiership Rugby?

Did you see Liam Kelly go to Bournemouth? Or Joe Bryan to Fulham? Or Bobby Reid to Cardiff? 

Still thinking...?

If you're gonna take the piss at last keep it relevant and accurate.  Premiership rugby has no bearing on Bristol City, and it was Lloyd Kelly we sold to Bournemouth,  not Liam.  Selling players to Cardiff and Fulham isn't a massive shouting point either to be honest. 

They've given us so much over the years.  Let's at least rub the good stuff in!

Rest of your points spot on though BR. 👍🏼

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2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Non smoking STADIUM 😂😂😂

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I'm intrigued by what looks like a Tannoy speaker top right? Rather than it being bolted to the stanchion horizontally in the traditional manner, it appears to be suspended by a cable looped over a nail attached to one of the tent poles and therefore just dangles limply, pointing straight down

Ian Holloway lurking suspiciously outside the shitter too.

 

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21 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

If their supporters aren't giving us a laugh, their club can always be relied upon :laughcont:

You just wouldn't see that sort of shite on any other clubs website, regardless of level.

Amazing.

Bunch of clowns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9w-9x0ur7A

 

 

Looks like this gobbledygook is a regular occurrence. From the Wycombe report:-

“The crowd believed the home side for a fraction of a second as Liam Sercombe flashed a brilliant right-footed free-kick on goal from around 25 yards out. Hit with phenomenal pace, the keeper could only watch thankfully as the strike flew whiskers wide of his right post.”

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12 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

If you're gonna take the piss at last keep it relevant and accurate.  Premiership rugby has no bearing on Bristol City, and it was Lloyd Kelly we sold to Bournemouth,  not Liam.  Selling players to Cardiff and Fulham isn't a massive shouting point either to be honest. 

They've given us so much over the years.  Let's at least rub the good stuff in!

Rest of your points spot on though BR. 👍🏼

My point was developing talent through the youth set up then selling on, to reinvest in the squad. £13M+ and upwards for Lloyd, £10M for Bobby, £6M for Joe then getting Webster (albeit not through the youth set up) in from Ipswich onto Brighton for £22M. Transfer fees that the sags just can't contemplate.

#mindthechasm

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1 hour ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

I never said anything about amazing cup run. I said we had got further than you which we did. Unlucky da shit!

You are like the bloke who just wasted £5 on Lottery Tickets laughing at someone who got all 6 numbers.

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1 minute ago, RedLionLad said:

You are like the bloke who just wasted £5 on Lottery Tickets laughing at someone who got all 6 numbers.

Wasting your time mate.

He can't see it.

 

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48 minutes ago, Slacker said:

Anyway.Back to this idea about the calendar. Could anyone on here put one together? Surely no shortage of material.

 

Which fool would be best suited for April?

Hmmmmmm

 

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10 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

He's still there, but under constant supervision 

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3 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Why has she got an erection ?

 

 

And to think she was once a talented children's TV character...  (never forget a face)…..

 

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Still dreaming of a comeback someday,  POB continues to practice ! 

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

The Matchday Experience...

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Look at all the crap on the floor! Can't they even afford a litter bin?

They've turned that place into an absolute shithole...😂😂😂

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

The Matchday Experience...

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So according to the sign, the game is sold out, so any old sag can pick up 12 cans of Tesco's finest lager and stand in the entrance, which the stewards helpfully open and watch the whole thing for free?

Sound business model that.

 

Also nice to see one of the younger GHS crew with his cap on making sure nothing kicks off on his watch (The trainers give it away every time)

What a frikkin joke of a club!

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5 hours ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Yeah £22m

Sorry, is that the best you’ve got? 

If your idea of a piss take is “our shit striker got lucky on one occasion tonight against a player you sold for a massive sum of money” then there probably wasn’t much point in you wasting your time logging in.

 

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5 hours ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season. Yes a prem team. The same prem your fans have been telling me you'll make the for the past 20 years.

Unlike Gasheads who’s only ambition appears to be “this toime next year SHITHEADS we will be above you”

Repeated every year for the past 2 decades. How’s that going?

”We are coming for youuu SHITHEADS”

Every year.

In your own time dick heads.

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6 hours ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

Yes I remember it ******* up your promotion bid alright. Completely self imploded after that game. I think that one was just before you got thrashed 5-0 by someone?

Well, you know what, it probably didn’t help. However I know my son will never forget the incredible atmosphere and excitement of the Man Utd match, same for both games against Manchester City. 

The amount of admiration we received around those two ties and the pride we all felt for our club is something you can’t even dream of. We did Bristol proud, as per usual. 

Meanwhile at the same time this was all going on, your bitter fans who weren’t sat at home raging and crying in front of the TV were either:

1. Dogging in the Mem Car Park whilst watching ‘Home Alone’ or...

2. Actually going to the effort of angrily signing up to Manchester City’s fans forum like a wally and making yourself look like a total pillock in front of them, us and even your mates on Slagchat.

Mind the Gap.

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7 hours ago, Gas Go Marching In said:

A prem team who bought your best player last season.

We bought your best player in 2017 , I forget his name.

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We bought their best player (to stick in the reserves) for about the same money as their record ever signing. 

What’s more, he earned us well over the transfer fee by passing the ball to Korey Smith against United.

That gap is rather large. ‘Literally’. 

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8 hours ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

£22m being considerably more than the entire value of your club😂. Good luck with the season ticket refund slaggy.

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8 hours ago, Seventeen said:

 

Brighton literally bought your best player to stick in their reserves who then got out muscled by little Tom Nichols who then scored what must be his 7th goal in about 100 apps.

Thanks for spending another night obsessing over us.

Much love, always in your minds,

Rovers x

Told you that’s the result they really wanted.

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7 hours ago, bcfc01 said:

Wasting your time mate.

He can't see it.

 

@Gas Go Marching In or @Gas Go Marching In! (seems like there are two of them) seems to consider every reply "a bite" no matter how clearly he has been put down. Now we could try and give him a damn good ignoring instead, but then presumably, he would be telling all his mates that we were stunned into silence by his superior wit and by inference the superior football club. 
It's like trying to debate with someone who says "I know you are, but what am I?" to every reply.

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