bcfcredandwhite Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 I’m a bit bored during the international break so I thought I’d share some names which amuse me: Danny Shittu (bet he took some stick at school) Kaka (means poo in French) Max Power Danny Invincible (played for Swindon in the 90s) ...... and my all time favourite; Naughty Naughty (I heard Jeff Stelling mention him one day on SSN and had to google him once I stopped laughing - he had just received a red card!!!!! (Spelt Nortei Nortey) http://www.doverathletic.com/player/nortei-nortey/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Will always be Stefan Kuntz for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Ian Holloway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, CiderCraig said: Will always be Stefan Kuntz for me Alan Hansen Euro 96 flashback; "You can't see Germany winning this. They only have Kuntz up front." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Junior and Darren Bent took some stick. Paul Dickov, David Goodwillie, David Seaman. Wasn't there a player called Minge at one time too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, City Rocker said: Alan Hansen Euro 96 flashback; "You can't see Germany winning this. They only have Kuntz up front." Still true to this day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge1981 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Former french international Rod Fanni is pretty funny name. Think he was at Charlton for a short time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Portugal had a keeper called Quim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Didn't Michael Jackson and Paul McKenna both play in the same team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Mark De Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 I remember a South American called something like argil f.u.c.k.s Edit just googled it it was Argel F.u.c.k.s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 I’m never going to get the spelling correct but wasn’t there a Lopez ufartay and eina horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Brian Pinas. Rafael Scheidt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Current Bolivian international. He always gets a bum deal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Carlos_Arce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 44 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said: I’m never going to get the spelling correct but wasn’t there a Lopez ufartay and eina horse Lopez Ufarte played for Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Paraguay player called Arce. All the commentatirs were pronouncing it “Ar Say” to avoid the obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 28 minutes ago, Northern Red said: Brian Pinas. Rafael Scheidt Scheidt played for Celtic for a time. How apt ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Jean Jacques Misse Misse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenRobin Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 mark de man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globe Trotter Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Michael Gash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Timothée Dieng is head and shoulders above similar players. (You May have to think about this and, after thinking, you may decide it wasn’t worth the effort) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 My favourite, "One Size" Fitz Hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 hours ago, steviestevieneville said: I’m never going to get the spelling correct but wasn’t there a Lopez ufartay and eina horse Einer Aas. Forest late 70s. Norwegian or something like that. Sherlock and Holmes once scored in the same game for Lincoln. Early 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Wasn't there another player called Doodoo (apologies for spelling?) at Qpr with Shittu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSSEL85 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Asa Hall is quite amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: Junior and Darren Bent took some stick. Paul Dickov, David Goodwillie, David Seaman. Wasn't there a player called Minge at one time too? Was it Motson who said "and that balls got Seaman all over it" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 I still cringe when Gary Owers says Jack Hunt. Take a breath in the middle son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 54 minutes ago, Midred said: Wasn't there another player called Doodoo (apologies for spelling?) at Qpr with Shittu? Millwall had one called Shitta at the same time that they had Shittu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Forest have Cash & Lolley playing for them . Hartley & Poole once scored in the same game for Hartlepool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Porto Red said: My favourite, "One Size" Fitz Hall Almost as good a “freezer”, for Marc Goodfellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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