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3 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

Sounds like me when the Doris is working away.

Cat and Wheel pub and posting shite on here.

(To be fair, I mostly do that when she isn't working away as well).

Do they still do Black Rat in there Rob?Could be the perfect place to self isolate.Best stock up on bog roll though if you are planning two weeks drinking that though!

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Mrs Downend has suggested bedroom activities on Saturdays and midweek to fill the void, although I have told her that I really need a full pre-season to manage Saturday-Tuesday fixtures week in, week out. She did ask if I knew what my identity was, so I showed her my passport as a reminder.

Im expecting her to concentrate on a strong defence, as she's spent many seasons honeing this tactic. I plan to counter with a high press and try to play down the flanks as she will be expecting a frontal attack.

45 minutes each way with a shoot out if we are all square after 90 minutes.  Im just wondering whether Mrs D will come out on top in what will surely be a low scoring affair.:shocking:

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14 minutes ago, downendcity said:

Mrs Downend has suggested bedroom activities on Saturdays and midweek to fill the void, although I have told her that I really need a full pre-season to manage Saturday-Tuesday fixtures week in, week out. She did ask if I knew what my identity was, so I showed her my passport as a reminder.

Im expecting her to concentrate on a strong defence, as she's spent many seasons honeing this tactic. I plan to counter with a high press and try to play down the flanks as she will be expecting a frontal attack.

45 minutes each way with a shoot out if we are all square after 90 minutes.  Im just wondering whether Mrs D will come out on top in what will surely be a low scoring affair.:shocking:

May I make myself available as an impact sub,if it goes to extra time?

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7 hours ago, BigTone said:

Waiting to take off on flight to Malta as I write

I hope you made it. Malta are supposed to be quarantining everyone who comes in for 14 days. Worse places to be stuck

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7 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

All well and good for them...

but theres no bog roll's in the shops, so what do you do when you run out of old tee-shirts?  🤔

I’ve got loads - bought 6 cases in response to those irresponsible ****s bulk buying. 
Special offer to my wonderful OTIB friends - only £5 per roll. 
£10 for the general public
£15 for Rovers fans

 

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35 minutes ago, downendcity said:

Mrs Downend has suggested bedroom activities on Saturdays and midweek to fill the void, although I have told her that I really need a full pre-season to manage Saturday-Tuesday fixtures week in, week out. She did ask if I knew what my identity was, so I showed her my passport as a reminder.

Im expecting her to concentrate on a strong defence, as she's spent many seasons honeing this tactic. I plan to counter with a high press and try to play down the flanks as she will be expecting a frontal attack.

45 minutes each way with a shoot out if we are all square after 90 minutes.  Im just wondering whether Mrs D will come out on top in what will surely be a low scoring affair.:shocking:

Just try not to shoot too soon Downend - the atmosphere will go flat and the game will peter out.......

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What I’m worried about is the Clarks Pie van. Will it still be outside the ground when football restarts? To ensure it is I’m going to eat even more pies in the coming weeks 

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Take a look at just some of Google’s top museums that are offering online tours and exhibits.

British Museum, London

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National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.

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Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam

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The J. Paul Getty Museum, Los Angeles

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Uffizi Gallery, Florence

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10 minutes ago, bcfcredandwhite said:

Just try not to shoot too soon Downend - the atmosphere will go flat and the game will peter out.......

I have to get close in before shooting these days, as I no longer have the ability to score from long  range.

I can dribble pretty well though although Mrs D isn't to happy if my dribbling is coincident with a box entry.

 

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8 hours ago, City18 said:

Get over to Wilkins in Wedmore, couple pints of dry will kill off any traces of covid-19

.wilkins cider will kill any germs / the world health organisation need to go there get a test tube do what they do and job done.

Every July we go on  a trip from the Sange and on the Sunday I feel like death the next day.

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4 minutes ago, Benjiman_LFC said:

I will hopefully still be watching some football tomorrow. Boreham Wood vs Torquay Utd is still on as it stands. Other than that I'll be watching a lot of Netflix 

I’m afraid the Torquay game is off as they share facilities with Arsenal - https://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/uncategorized/urgent-club-statement/

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1 hour ago, downendcity said:

Mrs Downend has suggested bedroom activities on Saturdays and midweek to fill the void, although I have told her that I really need a full pre-season to manage Saturday-Tuesday fixtures week in, week out. She did ask if I knew what my identity was, so I showed her my passport as a reminder.

Im expecting her to concentrate on a strong defence, as she's spent many seasons honeing this tactic. I plan to counter with a high press and try to play down the flanks as she will be expecting a frontal attack.

45 minutes each way with a shoot out if we are all square after 90 minutes.  Im just wondering whether Mrs D will come out on top in what will surely be a low scoring affair.:shocking:

Best keep her happy otherwise she might prefer to play away😳

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Am making the use of the train tickets purchased but probably only as far as a Preston. Will see what we fancy then... trip up to Blackpool, pubs in Preston. Could be interesting by the time the return train leaves at 7ish 🍻

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3 hours ago, downendcity said:

Mrs Downend has suggested bedroom activities on Saturdays and midweek to fill the void, although I have told her that I really need a full pre-season to manage Saturday-Tuesday fixtures week in, week out. She did ask if I knew what my identity was, so I showed her my passport as a reminder.

Im expecting her to concentrate on a strong defence, as she's spent many seasons honeing this tactic. I plan to counter with a high press and try to play down the flanks as she will be expecting a frontal attack.

45 minutes each way with a shoot out if we are all square after 90 minutes.  Im just wondering whether Mrs D will come out on top in what will surely be a low scoring affair.:shocking:

Latest update:

Tomorrow's game postponed due a waterlogged pitch - Mrs D forgot to wear her incontinence pants! :) 

I must admit to being a bit concerned, as Mrs D mentioned that she needs a  pitch marked out  for the rugby team fixture next Friday!

 

 

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7 minutes ago, downendcity said:

Latest update:

Tomorrow's game postponed due a waterlogged pitch - Mrs D forgot to wear her incontinence pants! :) 

I must admit to being a bit concerned, as Mrs D mentioned that she needs a  pitch marked out  for the rugby team fixture next Friday!

 

 

if Mrs D is quite tall you can probably mark one tryline by her bellybutton not sure about the other tryline though:dunno:

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