JulieH Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: Cheers bird. You go out with a gashead don’t you. Could be wrong Wrong I am afraid, married to a Leeds fan !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulieH Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, myol'man said: Is "WPC" still used? Only by me!! I still sign my name wpc, as my dad used to say I was a woman before a pc!!! Edited May 26, 2018 by JulieH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Is this true? Asking for a friend ... Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. No lamas were hurt during the making of this post . Edited May 26, 2018 by Major Isewater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigate Red Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. Given some of the noxious smells that I have inhaled over the years I could well imagine there could be a green tinge to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. Or if the artiste' were to scorch a 'Tudor rose' on the wall.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Somone on twitter last night saying they would take 50k to kiev if they were in the CL final 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Can you technically see a fart ? Yes, of course you can ! Edited May 26, 2018 by Bazooka Joe 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Yes, of course you can ! With respect to D.C that's top wafting . Though second best to our old coach . Edited May 26, 2018 by Major Isewater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Super said: Somone on twitter last night saying they would take 50k to kiev if they were in the CL final Poor for them that is. Edited May 26, 2018 by BCFC11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Super said: Somone on twitter last night saying they would take 50k to kiev if they were in the CL final Please, please find that Tweet and post it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Just noticed one of their players has signed a undisclosed length contract, not the first time they have done this but they are the only club I've ever known to do this sort of thing. Maybe they are worried about losing their best players for peanuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 26 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: I'll just leave this here. Is that the Chuckle Brothers on Roids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, BCFC11 said: Just noticed one of their players has signed a undisclosed length contract, not the first time they have done this but they are the only club I've ever known to do this sort of thing. Maybe they are worried about losing their best players for peanuts? Or maybe they don`t want their fans to know that they`ve put some carthorse on a three year deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeneys Penalties Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 15 hours ago, Cotham Brow Red said: Just had a feeling so walked up Glossy Rd. Went past the Methane Ground and it was HT so quiet. Spend 2nd half in the Welly on OTIB on the relegation thread until it happened. The funniest thing (apart from the formation of NLBR obviously) was there was a bloke drinking out the front with a "Mind The Gap" T shirt on when they started angrily coming from the ground. Although seeing grown middle aged men crying did not sit easy with me. I got the hell outta there then i laughed my bits off shame you took to walking out..... the experience (if you were able to keep your laughter bolted inside) would have been priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 18 hours ago, Southport Red said: I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. Where were you at that same moment? The day after their relegation out of the Football League, I shopped in the Tesco Yate store. Upon leaving, I pushed my trolley into the lift and turned around to see that I'd been joined by a 15er (as they were soon to be known) wearing his jester outfit. He pressed the button on the lift. The doors closed and the automated voice spoke: "Going Down". I snorted with laughter. He said nothing then sheepishly departed i to the car park. The day of their relegation was the start of a full year of fun and happiness which has never truly ended. They've kept on giving. 3 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeneys Penalties Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 11 hours ago, freezer said: Thanks for asking. A special memory I'd love to share. I was sat in a friends car, travelling from Bristol to Bath, with me missus and 3 other friends, for a slap up meal to celebrate a birthday. As the games wore on I apologised to my fellow passengers, that something very special could be happening and that i had to stay in the car listening to Radio Bristol and said to them to carry on to the restaurant and I'd follow later. Well, fair play to them all, they phoned the restaurant, said that we would be slightly late and waited by the car so I could soak it up. And then it happened! They were somewhat perplexed at my euphoric behaviour but fed off of my positive vibes. Oh, and the fact I also had a seemingly dead bet on the blue few getting relegated that came in to the tune of £150 was the icing on the cake. Blew the lot on fizz and cocktails for me and my friends. Yes, thanks for asking. A very special day. Ho. What a hugely satisfying day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianconeri Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 7 hours ago, ColeCiderRed said: I was with him! I thought there were 10,000 of us reds in the away end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 hours ago, BCFC11 said: Here he is then Billy Bullshitter, needs to get that ear fixed, looks hideous. Hey don't mock his ear, half of it was bitten off by a shark. He was rescuing a disabled child who was thrown off a ferry by a city fan, the kid was so traumatised he even manage to sell the poor shell shocked kids family a Rovers season ticket. . 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Fiale said: Hey don't mock his ear, half of it was bitten off by a shark. He was rescuing a disabled child who was thrown off a ferry by a city fan, the kid was so traumatised he even manage to sell the poor shell shocked kids family a Rovers season ticket. . fair play. How long before he’s on asschat denying it’s him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Errr... Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread. And not just for aesthetic reasons! To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bend it like brian Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Sweeneys Penalties said: Someone may have already said...but where does this bloke work?..I ask because I don't want to help line his pockets in any way, shape or form c j computing....they specialize in putting porn on your computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: Errr... Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread. And not just for aesthetic reasons! To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down. You must be the soul of the party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, harrys said: You must be the soul of the party I wouldn't be happy if a normal poster on here, say you or me, was having photographs of their business, its address, and their own picture plastered all over a gas public forum so to me the same courtesy should be extended. The only post I have reported is my own in order to flag it up because I don't think anyone on this thread is being deliberately malicious. Just sometimes banter crosses a line. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianconeri Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 24 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: Errr... Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread. And not just for aesthetic reasons! To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down. I share the discomfort Eddie, this now goes beyond a wind up in my humble opinion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Bianconeri said: I share the discomfort Eddie, this now goes beyond a wind up in my humble opinion. Thanks for the support Bianconeri. I don't think there's anything remotely malicious from any of the guys posting here who are just trying to have a laugh but it's now crossed the line IMHO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky89 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 35 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: Errr... Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread. And not just for aesthetic reasons! To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down. Says a man who thinks it's acceptable to use Hitler within a username. Maybe the mods mods should look at that. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 24 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: I wouldn't be happy if a normal poster on here, say you or me, was having photographs of their business, its address, and their own picture plastered all over a gas public forum so to me the same courtesy should be extended. The only post I have reported is my own in order to flag it up because I don't think anyone on this thread is being deliberately malicious. Just sometimes banter crosses a line. Perhaps he shouldn’t go around making up malicious rumours about our fan base then. If you keep bullshitting about things it will catch up with you eventually 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 On 25/05/2018 at 13:34, Steve Watts said: The irony is truly astounding! "I see they're also getting some flack over their treatment of disabled fans, although to be fair to the retards who frequent One Turd they are unhappy about that. Kind of brings to mind the disabled fan who was ill treated at Trashton that Henners rehabilitated to The Gas. But that's somehing else the 6 digited Mongs don't like to talk about." It’s amazing that while trying to criticise City over an (imaginary!) incident with a disabled fan, this dumbass uses the words “******” and “person I disagree with”. Absurdly stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANWRENBCFC4LIFE Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 31 minutes ago, Clarky89 said: Says a man who thinks it's acceptable to use Hitler within a username. Maybe the mods mods should look at that. His username is a nod to “Bottom” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Major Isewater said: Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. No lamas were hurt during the making of this post . Am sure I read somewhere that dogs can see their own farts Would certainly explain my dogs reaction every time he drops one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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