Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[Gert Mare]

1 hour ago, Red Army 75 said:

Think it’s starting to hit home with the fewers. That wally isn’t all he’s been made out to be . Nice bloke though 

The blue and white glitter is falling off of the Gas turd. 

But they are a self confessed massive family club and they are ready for evolution (in whatever millennium that turns out to be) and Wally is a really really lovely man. 

They are so deluded over at the Big Top that it’s like a Waco Texas tribute.

Edited May 29, 2018 by Cheesleysmate

[Monkeh]

46 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

The blue and white glitter is falling off of the Gas turd. 

But they are a self confessed massive family club and they are ready for evolution (in whatever millennium that turns out to be) and Wally is a really really lovely man. 

They are so deluded over at the Big Top that it’s like a Waco Texas tribute.

Is that the family club who’s never won the award for being a family club that pretty much every football club has won 

[Gert Mare]

18 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

Is that the family club who’s never won the award for being a family club that pretty much every football club has won 

That’s the one. Perhaps they will rename the corrugated roof area between the Blackthorn End and the Cricket Pavilion the “Bristol Post Racist Enclosure”

[Andy082005]

I love this thread

No matter how bad a day your having...coming on here and laughing at those bellends will always cheer you up 

[B1ackbird]

So Rovers aren't the sixth richest club in Britain?!? 

And Wally can't buy any club he wanted, but chose Rovers because of their royal fan base!? 

But the BBC told me all this was true. 

[myol'man]

 

[Eddie Hitler]

5 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

£500 to £999 spare cash each month, well that’s a years income to most of our Red Friends, they should do city’s version, the average city fan is a theive or a rapist, they do not work, and tend to spend most of their days sitting around the park drinking bottles of cheap cider, there favorite hobbies include shouting abuse at lollipop ladies and vandalizing war memorials, everything they own is stolen. They are very violent people who tend to pick on people when they are in groups and there victims cannot defend themselves. There favorite films are usually bargain bin straight to dvd violent gangster films, you can always recognize a city fan by the smell of wee and the stench of only washing once a month, they live such miserable life’s, that the only joy they do have is knowing that there team is in a higher league than their rivals, if it was the other way round, most city fans would have taken their own life’s by now. All in all these are people you should avoid like the plague. 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/what-average-bristol-rovers-fan-1609389

He did call us his friends

[Eddie Hitler]

Has "Dwane Developments UK Limited" of  5 New Street Square, London, United Kingdom, EC4A 3TW (just the legal office) been mentioned yet?

This was founded in March this year with Hani Al Qadi the only current director; and owned 100% by Dwane Sports (yes, that one) in Jersey.

No accounts as yet but the title suggests that the intention is rather more than merely putting some portakabins at the Colony training ground which is owned by Dwane Sports rather than Rovers.

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/11253528

 

[bert tann]

47 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Has "Dwane Developments UK Limited" of  5 New Street Square, London, United Kingdom, EC4A 3TW (just the legal office) been mentioned yet?

This was founded in March this year with Hani Al Qadi the only current director; and owned 100% by Dwane Sports (yes, that one) in Jersey.

No accounts as yet but the title suggests that the intention is rather more than merely putting some portakabins at the Colony training ground which is owned by Dwane Sports rather than Rovers.

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/11253528

 

 

The Colony land is owned by Dwane Colony Ltd a separate £2 Jersey  company.

Dwane Sports Ltd is the £2 Jersey company which owns Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd and now has an additional subsidiary.

This latest gambit may be a scheme to undertake some small non football related commercial development on the land at the Mem to raise cash to help subsidise football losses. The tents remain, the land footprint is squeezed even further, Darrell Clarke keeps charity shopping, but Wael can still have his fun chatting to Abramovich's bodyguards.

 

[Bar BS3]

2 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

The Colony land is owned by Dwane Colony Ltd a separate £2 Jersey  company.

Dwane Sports Ltd is the £2 Jersey company which owns Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd and now has an additional subsidiary.

This latest gambit may be a scheme to undertake some small non football related commercial development on the land at the Mem to raise cash to help subsidise football losses. The tents remain, the land footprint is squeezed even further, Darrell Clarke keeps charity shopping, but Wael can still have his fun chatting to Abramovich's bodyguards.

 

I’m impressed that they managed to raise the £6 for company formations. 

[Bristol Rob]

1 hour ago, bert tann said:

 

The Colony land is owned by Dwane Colony Ltd a separate £2 Jersey  company.

Dwane Sports Ltd is the £2 Jersey company which owns Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd and now has an additional subsidiary.

This latest gambit may be a scheme to undertake some small non football related commercial development on the land at the Mem to raise cash to help subsidise football losses. The tents remain, the land footprint is squeezed even further, Darrell Clarke keeps charity shopping, but Wael can still have his fun chatting to Abramovich's bodyguards.

 

Or it may be a scheme to develop the land earmarked for the training ground as housing and for the money to filter back to Dwane without the football club seeing a penny of it.

[Rudolf Hucker]

1 hour ago, bert tann said:

 

The Colony land is owned by Dwane Colony Ltd a separate £2 Jersey  company.

Dwane Sports Ltd is the £2 Jersey company which owns Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd and now has an additional subsidiary.

This latest gambit may be a scheme to undertake some small non football related commercial development on the land at the Mem to raise cash to help subsidise football losses. The tents remain, the land footprint is squeezed even further, Darrell Clarke keeps charity shopping, but Wael can still have his fun chatting to Abramovich's bodyguards.

 

Problem is Bert, as well you know, an asset can only be realised once. When it's gone, it's gone. Whilst you have genuine and justifiable concerns, your fellow 15ers don't seem to have any. I think that they may be in for unwelcome surprises under the current ownership despite Wael being a really nice man. 

[chinapig]

1 hour ago, bert tann said:

 

The Colony land is owned by Dwane Colony Ltd a separate £2 Jersey  company.

Dwane Sports Ltd is the £2 Jersey company which owns Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd and now has an additional subsidiary.

This latest gambit may be a scheme to undertake some small non football related commercial development on the land at the Mem to raise cash to help subsidise football losses. The tents remain, the land footprint is squeezed even further, Darrell Clarke keeps charity shopping, but Wael can still have his fun chatting to Abramovich's bodyguards.

 

Not unless Wael moves to Israel. Which seems unlikely. 

[Lanterne Rouge]

11 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

£500 to £999 spare cash each month, well that’s a years income to most of our Red Friends, they should do city’s version, the average city fan is a theive or a rapist, they do not work, and tend to spend most of their days sitting around the park drinking bottles of cheap cider, there favorite hobbies include shouting abuse at lollipop ladies and vandalizing war memorials, everything they own is stolen. They are very violent people who tend to pick on people when they are in groups and there victims cannot defend themselves. There favorite films are usually bargain bin straight to dvd violent gangster films, you can always recognize a city fan by the smell of wee and the stench of only washing once a month, they live such miserable life’s, that the only joy they do have is knowing that there team is in a higher league than their rivals, if it was the other way round, most city fans would have taken their own life’s by now. All in all these are people you should avoid like the plague. 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/what-average-bristol-rovers-fan-1609389

looks like the EP have taken this down now - the link doesn`t work anyway and goes to an error page.

I can`t think why they`ve felt the need to remove such a reasoned and well thought out critique though.

[Gert Mare]

7 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

looks like the EP have taken this down now - the link doesn`t work anyway and goes to an error page.

I can`t think why they`ve felt the need to remove such a reasoned and well thought out critique though.

They probably received the standard death threats from the family club tote end neanderthals.

[Gert Mare]

15 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I’m impressed that they managed to raise the £6 for company formations. 

They didn’t. They charged it against the San Giro (Prowed Park).

[SimonR]

18 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

Or it may be a scheme to develop the land earmarked for the training ground as housing and for the money to filter back to Dwane without the football club seeing a penny of it.

Followed by the sale and redevelopment of the memorial tents. Well fingers crossed for  the cash strapped arabs. Would hate for a lovely man like wally to be unable to afford batteries for his expensive watch.

[BCFC11]

Nice to see the Post jumping on their obsession over attendances......

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/who-record-attendance-league-two-1619499

[Monkeh]

9 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Nice to see the Post jumping on their obsession over attendances......

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/who-record-attendance-league-two-1619499

they took 70k that day

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

59 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Nice to see the Post jumping on their obsession over attendances......

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/who-record-attendance-league-two-1619499

Think they’re trying to make it up to them after the article the other day that upset many Sags by claiming that the average Gashead is over 55, likes Mrs Doubtfire, racist abuse, touching women who don’t want to be touched and Points West.

 

[Kid in the Riot]

21 hours ago, bert tann said:

 

The Colony land is owned by Dwane Colony Ltd a separate £2 Jersey  company.

Dwane Sports Ltd is the £2 Jersey company which owns Bristol Rovers 1883 Ltd and now has an additional subsidiary.

This latest gambit may be a scheme to undertake some small non football related commercial development on the land at the Mem to raise cash to help subsidise football losses. The tents remain, the land footprint is squeezed even further, Darrell Clarke keeps charity shopping, but Wael can still have his fun chatting to Abramovich's bodyguards.

 

Housing? Nicholas, Antoni and Edward looked at a small residential scheme on the Mem about 3 years ago. Don't think the prospects looked particularly good so they ditched it.

[Rich]

11 hours ago, Monkeh said:

they took 70k that day

I notice that Shrewsbury feature in two of the three highest attendances, I reckon they must have been in the majority on both occasions. Having said that, the cuckoos did make a special effort to take their Grannies, Grandfathers, Husbands, wives, kids, grandchildren and neighbours children to Wembley, in an attempt to prove what a massive fan base they have. I think they had encouragement from the directors to show the size of their fanbase, and the need for a new stadium, because of it's size.

I'd like to see a break down of the adults, concessions and kids tickets for that game. What I remember is, every photograph shown of that day, seemed puffed out with people who don't look like they'd attend on a regular basis, or, even know where they're going. So many family groups were pictured, it wasn't like a normal football crowd. Actually, it wasn't a normal Rovers football crowd, the only families not pictured, were the usual attendees of BRFC matches, the families from hell.

[Nicki's soulmate]

9 hours ago, Rich said:

I notice that Shrewsbury feature in two of the three highest attendances, I reckon they must have been in the majority on both occasions. Having said that, the cuckoos did make a special effort to take their Grannies, Grandfathers, Husbands, wives, kids, grandchildren and neighbours children to Wembley, in an attempt to prove what a massive fan base they have. I think they had encouragement from the directors to show the size of their fanbase, and the need for a new stadium, because of it's size.

I'd like to see a break down of the adults, concessions and kids tickets for that game. What I remember is, every photograph shown of that day, seemed puffed out with people who don't look like they'd attend on a regular basis, or, even know where they're going. So many family groups were pictured, it wasn't like a normal football crowd. Actually, it wasn't a normal Rovers football crowd, the only families not pictured, were the usual attendees of BRFC matches, the families from hell.

Exactly, I heard a lot of "gotta go its Bristol innit" at the time

[BS3City]

2 hours ago, Nicki's soulmate said:

Exactly, I heard a lot of "gotta go its Bristol innit" at the time

Very true! My sister in law (married to a Sag) went to that game. It's the only game she's ever been to...

[Gert Mare]

On 30/05/2018 at 11:37, BCFC11 said:

Nice to see the Post jumping on their obsession over attendances......

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/who-record-attendance-league-two-1619499

The new Wembley had just opened. Ted’s went as well to see the new ground and hope that Rovers would lose. Inflated figures due to Wembley being ‘new’.

[bert tann]

 

                                                                                            Mem Redevelopment Cancelled

Plans for redevelopment of the Memorial Stadium have been put on hold after Rovers owner Wail Al-Qadi was denied a Visa and the limit on his Mastercard was insufficient to complete the project.

The club issued a statement to say the current unfavourable climate had nothing to do with the decision even though the forecast is for heavy showers when the fan is turned on.

Sources close to Chairman Stephen Hamster have claimed the move is in response to sanctions implemented in 1977 after the kidnapping of Petra. Contrary to news report at the time the bitch did not actually die but was hidden up Valerie Singleton’s skirt, smuggled to Jordan and turned into a tourist attraction.

Mr Al-Qadi, who is sailing his yacht in St George’s Park, was not available for comment.

 

  

 

 

[myol'man]

57 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

                                                                                            Mem Redevelopment Cancelled

Plans for redevelopment of the Memorial Stadium have been put on hold after Rovers owner Wail Al-Qadi was denied a Visa and the limit on his Mastercard was insufficient to complete the project.

The club issued a statement to say the current unfavourable climate had nothing to do with the decision even though the forecast is for heavy showers when the fan is turned on.

Sources close to Chairman Stephen Hamster have claimed the move is in response to sanctions implemented in 1977 after the kidnapping of Petra. Contrary to news report at the time the bitch did not actually die but was hidden up Valerie Singleton’s skirt, smuggled to Jordan and turned into a tourist attraction.

Mr Al-Qadi, who is sailing his yacht in St George’s Park, was not available for comment.

 

  

 

 

Have you stopped taking the medication Bert?

[daored]

4 hours ago, bert tann said:

 

                                                                                            Mem Redevelopment Cancelled

Plans for redevelopment of the Memorial Stadium have been put on hold after Rovers owner Wail Al-Qadi was denied a Visa and the limit on his Mastercard was insufficient to complete the project.

The club issued a statement to say the current unfavourable climate had nothing to do with the decision even though the forecast is for heavy showers when the fan is turned on.

Sources close to Chairman Stephen Hamster have claimed the move is in response to sanctions implemented in 1977 after the kidnapping of Petra. Contrary to news report at the time the bitch did not actually die but was hidden up Valerie Singleton’s skirt, smuggled to Jordan and turned into a tourist attraction.

Mr Al-Qadi, who is sailing his yacht in St George’s Park, was not available for comment.

 

  

 

 

Anything Roman can do, Wally can do better !

[1960maaan]

Everybody loves them

 

[fatchers]

On 27/05/2018 at 14:48, bert tann said:

Henbury Gas should be the least of anyone's worries.

The share price of the Arab Jordan Investment bank has dropped from 1.77 to 1.40 in the last year bringing market capitalisation down from £280 million to  £220 million which means the value of the Al-Qadi family shares has reduced by  £18 million and is now standing at £66 million. Analysts are concerned at the company's "lack of strategic focus" and policy of "under-investing".  These comments should ring a few bells with Rovers fans and I suspect they will be alarm bells.

But even more intriguing is the possibility of national news headlines for "our beloved club" when revelations surface about what really goes on at Rovers mysterious  £250 000 pa London office.   

 

Having looked in vain at the Sunday times Rich list for Wally and family. I feel somewhat suprised to see  No mention of the owners of the 6th richest club in England.According to the Arab Jordan Investment Bank ,the very nice man,Wael is worth about 5.6 million. Is that enough to build a new extension to the Tent Camp and finance mega bucks players ?   Perhaps Wally might be using his Chelsea contacts to scrounge some money off  Pedro,the Chelsea player is reported as having 16million and a contract worth £100,000 a week running to 2019. Willian £ 23 million or Eden Hazard £ 32 million could also be targets for the fake shiek. Although I see Emma Watson (Harry Potter fame) is reputed as being worth £ 50 million, she might be up for a bit of boob cricket on the side.