myol'man

Here's what they'll find if they look up EFL Trophy on Wiki;

1,001 - 991 = 10 Doh!

Predict the date for page 1,000; April 1st would be appropriate!

*** Health and Safety alert *** Don't smoke a pipe kids, it's bad for you

I was told by a very good source (within R*vers) that this Friday 29/03/19, Wally would make his exit announcement ?

They'll be celebrating soon when this thread reaches 1,000 pages.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel to be honest!

We held talks, nothing concrete came from it, so we stuck up a couple of tents instead to keep our special fans happy

Wheel on radio? Amazing new wireless invention? Or gas owner bailing out?

Back in the bottom 4 tonight, even after Cockmans winning streak?

I know a Notts County fan who still clearly believes that his team has the potential to be the biggest in their city. "Just you wait until Forest crash and burn, we'll soon be back above them" etc etc *note, take a look at the bottom of the League 2 table

So tomorrow's question; Who will be the **** in S****thorpe?

What is needed to really screw over the Checkatrade Trophy is a final involving Stoke and Swansea under 21s

Next 5 fixtures; Saturday 9th March Scunthorpe United15:00Bristol Rovers Tuesday 12th March Gillingham19:45Bristol Rovers Saturday 16th March Bristol Rovers15:00Charlton Athletic Saturday 23rd March Plymouth Argyle15:00Bristol Rovers Tuesday 26th March Doncaster Rovers19:45Bristol Rovers They'll do well to get 5 points out of that

Fake Sheikh to announce BREXIT on March 29th (Bristol R*vers exit)

He/She is a R*vers fan so how can you tell?

I think he meant Vs our under 21s

Bet he's getting sheeethead, sheeethead rammed down his throat

Sunderland Vs Pompey will fill Wembley

Tickets still available for tomorrow night. Come on sags, can't you sell out on your big night, even though you've increased Sunderlands allocation? After all, you'll take over 40,000 to Wembley

Was his first name Jamie by any chance?

Top gas striker innit!

More chance of Gavin Riley scoring 20 goals this season

They are considering giving Sunderland more tickets for the Check it out Trophy semifinal to make more money due to poor home ticket sales.

Twooooo nil